Lifty varietys

Top shack homie who has been baked for 10 years straight

guy with 3 teeth who has been drunk for 20 years straight
 
or the chill one who hands out snacks everynow & again. helpin out which runs to hit & nice spots or givin hype to a homie whose sending
 
homies ripping the penjamin franklin in broad daylight in plain-sight of public and yours truly (patrol). I had to tell the same fuckin stoners last year to cut it out stoner-to-stoner. Like I bring mine with me on out of uniform skiing days and find a nice cozy spot in the woods so all Im asking is you guys be a lot more discreet about it so the GM isn't on my departments ass about being the fun police.

**This post was edited on Dec 9th 2023 at 7:50:32pm
 
14571789:MichiganCatFart said:
2 teeth, carhartt coveralls, cig dangling, big rubber boots, never even considered skiing before. (This is you Bittersweet)

My experience is that this type either swings the best lift in the game or straight up pulverizes the back of your legs, no in between
 
^^^ bittersweet comment rings true for all Michigan lifties it seems (maybe not boyne?)

Not sure if this fits here but here's my contribution:

Among the different drug-addled lifties I've had the privilege of interacting with, one memory stands out. As our protagonist changed his post from the bottom of the lift to the top, he decided to indulge in some Whippets. Homie appeared to have over-served himself, as about 30 feet south of the offload point, he decided his ride on the chair had ended. He exited the chair, belly-flopping from ~20 feet, narrowly missing a snowgun. Ski patrol witnessed the early departure and was en route to "help". Homie proceeded to get up and sprint uphill at full bore to return to the lift booth and continue his shift as though nothing had happened
 
14571769:CoolChillGuy420 said:
homies ripping the penjamin franklin in broad daylight in plain-sight of public and yours truly (patrol). I had to tell the same fuckin stoners last year to cut it out stoner-to-stoner. Like I bring mine with me on out of uniform skiing days and find a nice cozy spot in the woods so all Im asking is you guys be a lot more discreet about it so the GM isn't on my departments ass about being the fun police.

**This post was edited on Dec 9th 2023 at 7:50:32pm

You took a job where you are the fun police but you dont wanna be the fun police? You know you can literally just look the otherway and say nothing about it because you "didnt see it". Choosing to say something about it instead of just looking the other way is being the fun police.
 
14571849:Lenny- said:
You took a job where you are the fun police but you dont wanna be the fun police? You know you can literally just look the otherway and say nothing about it because you "didnt see it". Choosing to say something about it instead of just looking the other way is being the fun police.

Staff getting baked in plain sight is a sure path to mandatory drug testing, if they keep it discreet like an adult nobody will ever give a shit
 
14571850:hi_vis360 said:
Staff getting baked in plain sight is a sure path to mandatory drug testing, if they keep it discreet like an adult nobody will ever give a shit

Lift staff should really be allowed to atleast rip the pen whenever its needed even infront of people. We should all be adults and mind our own business. Ive never been a lifty but I cant imagine doing that job even slightly sober.
 
14571864:Lenny- said:
Lift staff should really be allowed to atleast rip the pen whenever its needed even infront of people. We should all be adults and mind our own business. Ive never been a lifty but I cant imagine doing that job even slightly sober.

damn you sound addicted bro
 
14571864:Lenny- said:
Lift staff should really be allowed to atleast rip the pen whenever its needed even infront of people. We should all be adults and mind our own business. Ive never been a lifty but I cant imagine doing that job even slightly sober.

you aren’t sober enough then
 
18 year old australian on a gap year who came here with nothing but $30000 of their parents' money and dreams of $80 bags

**This post was edited on Dec 10th 2023 at 4:12:31pm
 
14571789:MichiganCatFart said:
2 teeth, carhartt coveralls, cig dangling, big rubber boots, never even considered skiing before. (This is you Bittersweet)

Don't talk about my guy Tom like that.
 
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