Liftie

me to the boot chick: 'Man, I'd like to take a bite outta yo butt!'

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MC Blowfish: 'Uh-oh, here comes that stupid shark, I better blow up!'
 
lets get some pics up for them fools that can't get the Freeze yo talking about!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*
 
How long have you boys had the new Freeze? I'm still waiting for the second one to come out but all the stores are still selling the old one.

 
The first time I saw it for sale was last Monday. That's when I got it.

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-Dan

''An object at rest cannot be stopped!''

 
i got it last week i think wendsday or thurs, the same day i got my powder magazine too. and it just made my terrible day the best day of the week for me.

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Sounds Cool...
 
seth is on the cover.....the liftie has a better rack than the boot chick but the boot chicks ass is better than the lifties

 
Last month's Lifty was the hottest ever. The boot chick was 2nd hottest.

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I write messages on money.

It's my own form of social protest.

A letter printed on paper that no one will destroy, passed indiscriminately across race, class and gender lines, and written in the blood that keeps the beast alive.

A quiet little hijacking on the way to the check-out counter.

And a federal crime.

I hope that someone will find my message one day when they really need it, like I do.

'You are not a slave'
 
no, the hottest is between the stunt of the month chicks in the spring 2001 issue or the gear girl in december 2001. At least that is the way I see it.

^_^

they say that absence makes the heart grow fungus
 
The liftie of the month was disgusting, she had a great body, but that doesn't mean shit with a donkey face like that. The boot girl on the other hand was incredible. Sorry to front, but you guys have really shitty standards, go jack off to Avril Lavine or something. I am so much better than all of you. I won't even have to die to get to heaven!

''fishin' for the general.''
 
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