Liftee Poem....Song

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skipimp_

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This is a song

about a job

for all the rich people

that drive a saab

I run a lift

at Lake Louise

I say 'sit in the middle please'

and make sure you keep your knees

If you trip

or drop a mitt

don't worry

im all over it

If you fall

and have to crawl

It's ok, I'll be right there

that's because I really care

People stare at my long hair

some even say 'heard of Nair?'

sitting in the top shack

checking out the honey's racks

in the mornings

Im a wreck

from my 50$

pay cheque

im in control of the throttle

I make sure I have a bottle

Even though the liftee's life is the life for me

It really sucks when you have to pee

Gotta love that reflective glass

So all the kids can't see my ass.

Thank you.

the only problem with man is that he doesn't know how he ought to live

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.

bring Back The 60's!!
 
hahahah wicked

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
i got really bored in that top shack...made a lot of songs

the only problem with man is that he doesn't know how he ought to live

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.

bring Back The 60's!!
 
thanks ugly

the only problem with man is that he doesn't know how he ought to live

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.

bring Back The 60's!!
 
you know i thought it was good cause i know it takes a lot of rhyme everything together....

good work keep it up

and yea, lifties are cool

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.joei.

Girls of NS represent

busted knees 4 LIFE
 
I can sympathize with you on this one...sitting in the top shack of the back bowl lifts at Copper on a powder day was torture.

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Drop cliffs, not bombs

Make turns, not war

College is for the dumb smart people.

 
fuck i hear ya man.....pu at least we weren't stuck flipping burgers in the kitchen...hahah sucker cooks

the only problem with man is that he doesn't know how he ought to live

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.

bring Back The 60's!!
 
Word to that...who else can say that their office is the mountains?

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Drop cliffs, not bombs

Make turns, not war

College is for the dumb smart people.

 
yeah i know how it is sitting in the top shacks, sometimes you get fortunate enough to catch some people ripping up the back country, and then you stop watching your ramp, and you keep watching the back country, then a little kid who shouldn't be riding alone in the first place doesn't get off, but you don't notice 'cause you are watching other people ski. Then you get some angry customer bitching at you because some kid is bawling his eyes out while he is downloading on the lift, not having seen this kid, you don't know if it's true, but you call to the bottom shack anyway and give them the heads up. Never happend to me, but i know... someone it happend to. I like your song. It's good.

If you like Jack Johnson, O.A.R., Dispatch type music check out Speechwriters LLC
http://www.speechwritersllc.com
 
Fuckin' brats. I've got no sympathy for those whiney ass kids and their whore mothers who get all pissy. lady if you are going to be a cock sucker and yell at people for doing whatever to your kid than maybe you should be watching him. fuckin' bullshit. I really hope mothers with young children are seeing this so it's not completely pointless.

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 
hahah thats the best shit iv herd

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---> www.powder11.com
 
Haha, ReefSideRider, I hear ya on that one.

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Drop cliffs, not bombs

Make turns, not war

College is for the dumb smart people.

 
when i was 5

i forgot to get off the lift at the midstation

the liftie didnt see i was crying

so when the chair was already cruising after the midstation i jumped off, when the liftie saw some little girl plummeting to the ground, he finally shut off the lift....i was very scared

but i was ok, the end

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.joei.

Girls of NS represent

busted knees 4 LIFE
 
haha, plummeting, haha... we used to have ariel competitions off the top of the lift station...a good 20 feet up.. it was sweet.

the only problem with man is that he doesn't know how he ought to live

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.

bring Back The 60's!!
 
oh man you know it liftying is the best job ever, at the end of the day flipping chairs we just hold on for as far as you can go to see who has the biggest balls.

plus you can hit on chicks all the time

 
nice, if i lived in lake louise id turn it into a song

...For I have dined on honey dew and drunk the milk of paradise. --------------------I like to jam

 
speechless

when I saw the subject'air sex' I thought it would have involved a vacumm. - Phrosty

I like horseriding, and I'm straight. And if anyone has any smartass comment about my sexuality then shut up!! -PhattTim

'I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life'- Lateralis

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

 
the lifty life is the life for me

u no its straigh ballin g

sitting in the booth, dark windows, blazin

kids fallin off and it aint even phasin, me

somebody keep it goin

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'

Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

 
skipimps was great, but that was ok sam

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
skipimp, you need to go on another adventure and write another story. They are the shit.

Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
 
haha skipimp nice song really

maxcox9 - Then we all went to his house, and when everyone had passed out and me and the older dude were still boozing away, he came to sit on my lap and troking my hair and shit.I was like what the fuck are you doing, we're not playing that anymore, and he tried to fucking kiss me! That was scary as fuck.

221 - just close your eyes and pretend its Britney Spears with a strap-on.

 
skipimps adventures r the best

sweet song

Offical Member of the NS SHAGS

Urban Productions

*Bones Heal - Go Crazy*

Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?

Me: I learned how to make joints.

Parents: Oh...

(Ten Minutes Later)

Me: In Shop

Parents: **Still worried**

Before anything else, make sure you know that this rail is your little bitch, and that you'll nail it
 
thats so awesome

-Logan

'Get pissed. DESTROY'-Seth

'You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome'-Seth

'It's Totally Doable!'-Shane McConkey

'Oh shit. Did i sound like a dork when i was crashing?'-Shane McConkey
 
haha, skipimp that was great, it made my day, you should make up some more.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
 
haha, jeez, not a single negative post in this whole thread...wow..

So you want some more adventures? I just wrote one, from vegas, no one read it.....

it's called VEGAS!!!!

go read it.

now.

and look at my pictures.

they rule.

:

phase me

those kids gone crazy

jumpin off da lift

da booth's all hazy

from mah big ol spliff

little girls waving

as I misty flip

off da cliff

it's really in my head

causin it ta get stiff

naw, the other one

after that big ol blunt

wish I was in bed

my finger's all red

didn't wanna hit it

put my hand all up in it

shit that time o month

february 7th

jelly donut

raspberry gonuts

face all sticky

gonna go see vicky

maybe a little tricky

she got a boy toy

ricky

just a boy

watchin him play

with little gay roy

ok im done.

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?

 
They're both definately sweet.

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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE

 
i though mine was pretty sick, real short, but with the beat im thinkng of its sick

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'

Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

 
so you wanna make like a NS rap group?

thats gay.

i know you didn't say that eeeezzzze.

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?

 
haha, the second one is rad too. keep em coming

-Logan

'Get pissed. DESTROY'-Seth

'You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome'-Seth

'It's Totally Doable!'-Shane McConkey

'Oh shit. Did i sound like a dork when i was crashing?'-Shane McConkey
 
haha, skipimp you should make a huge collection of those and get them published. call it thoughts of a liftee or something.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
 
haha, skipimp you should make a huge collection of those and get them published. call it 'thoughts of a liftee' or something.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
 
how do you say liftie in spanish?

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The Official-royal nose-picking, wannabea highschool dropout, Gary Coleman-loving, Arnold-hating, college chick-dating, Montana boonies guy

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Only Westcoaster in the Eastcoast Cult

 
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