Lift Stories

One time, on Christmas Eve, the lift decided to break down while we're like more than fifty feet off the ground (hard to get off of) so we're stuck on that bitch watching for santa. WORST part was though, we were about four feet away from having a sick drop off the chair into the pipe below us.. SOOOO sick. and risky,
 
this one time me and my buddies were on the lift and it was going and uber slow and taking forever, we were like what the heck. So we look ahead to try to see if we could see the problem and believe or not there was some gapper hanging from the lift! i guess she slipped off and she was just hanging there it was ridiculous
 
I was night skiing and while i was waiting for my friends to get up there i decided to take a few runs alone... so i got on the lift with this one guy... and he was like this is my first run in two years im really excited, and i was like wow why did you go for that long, and he replyed i was in prison... haha i never asked him waht for cuz he was pretty creepy
 
i was on a lift with a South African guy and he was talking about a safari animal running across his golf course and i said yeah... we have the ocassional bird on ours and he responded..

'hot shit, hot shit'
 
alright so this one time i was riding up the lift with this guy on a ski bike and he was all like, man, do u like goin down the hill on them there skis? i was like yea and then he was like, you got them skateboard skis there dontchea. and then i told him about the park and he was like youv gotta pretty crazy immagination to think a that stuff and then he followed me there on his snowbike and was like wow and was tryin to go all crazy in the park and ate shit so much.

he was the biggest gaper ever and had the deepest texan accent. it was the funniest thing ever
 
lol, this one time me and my friends came out of the chalet and we are about to go on the lift when i remember i left my cell phone on a table inside so i tell my friends to go up with out me and one of my firends is the guy that we all kinda pick( alex) on and make him do stupid shit (we still respect him and he is our frien but hes a year younger and looks up to us and does anything we say) so i wen inside got my cell phone and then i had to take a shit, so when im done i go back to the lift line and after like 2 min in the line i see someone who is sitting on the chair coming down whos kinda hunched over, so im like "wtf, what a fuking retard" and as the chair gets clser i realize its alex and the reason hes hunched over is becuase he had his tounge stuck to the bar so the liftie stops the lift and im laughing my ass off, then he radioed for someone to get some hot water and they had to pur it on his tounge and he screamed , it was funny. I kinda felt bad for him( im the guy who is nicest to him when the other pick on him)
 
One time i got on a lift with shawn white, because the liftie was making everyone quad up. In case you don't know, he rides with at least 2 other people so that he never has to sit with anyone he doesn't know.

I don't realize who it is when i get on. So I'm on the far side, he's on the other far side, and I'm just about to say hello to be friendly. Right before i said anyhting I realized who he was, and that he was talking very angrily. I listen a little more closely... and he is talking JUST loud enough for me to hear a line of shit like

"look at all these gaper ass skiers in the park. skiers shouldn't EVer ski the park, they just look like shit. BLAH BLAH BLAH i'm an idiot"

Lost a lot of respect for him. Then I lost even more when i see him refuse to talk to little kids or sign autographs. 

Other than that, when people ask you about "them double-tipped skis" it's always fun to say "yea, my skis go both ways. Like a bisexual, you know?"

I think i read that on here somewhere.

 
bahaha, so immature but so hilarious at the same time.

to the frozen tongue one^^^^

I always thought that would work but I never tried. that's great.
 
oh and this other time my friend and I went on the quad and this other guy got on with us ill call him RLG ( random lift guy). RLG was fuking huge and he like a scare on his cheek and he looked like an inmate/professional wrestler/bodybuilder/serial killer( he looked 6'6" 300lbs..... scary as fuck) so he starts talkin to us and he was really nice, were having a good conversation until these gaper snowboarders on the chair behind us start being dicks to him and saying like " hey look its frankestien" and making fun of his jacket and shit like that and just being complete and total assholes for the whole way up, . I really cant rember anything specific, i wish i could. RLG then tells us that he saw those kids earlier that day bullying 2 little racer kids they supposidly took thier poles and chucked them into the trees and then took there money, probally like 10 years old so when we get to the top of the hill we get off and RLG stops turns around, takes off his skis and waits for the boarders to get off the lift( they obviously didnt realize how scary he was or else they wouldnt have siad that shit) so the one guy gets off( the bigger asshole) and random lift guy picks him up by his jacket( his feet are off the ground) get right in his face and say " DONT YOU EVER FUICK WITH ME EVER AGAIN, AND IF I SEE YOU FUKING BEING ASSHOLES TO ANYONE ELSE ON THE MOUNTAIN TODAY I WILL TAKE YOUR SNOWBOARD AND BREAK OVER YOUR UGLIE ASS FACE" by this time the snowboarder is like shitting his pants, then RLG puts the the boarder down and says to the both of them " give me your jackets" there like "What?!?!" the random lift guys says " YOU HEARD ME GIVE ME YOUR JACKETs" so they tkae off there jackets( its freezing out) and give them to him, then RLG ties the sleeve of one jacket to the sleeve of the other and goes right up to the lift( the ropped off part where the chair is really low thats going back down the hill) and throws the jackets on to the chair, they landed on the seat and one was hanging off the front and the other halfway off the back( not a perfect shot but close enoguh) Then RLG says really calmly in a nice voice "you'd better hurry down the hill and go get your jackets, i wouldnt want you catching a cold" Moral of the story: Know who your messing with, it was liek something out of a movie probally the greatest things i will EVER see in my life.
 
by scare i ment scar, and i ment it was probally "one" of the greatest things i will ver see in my life. and it happened like 2 years ago like my second time on skis ever. good times.
 
So yeah since there is alot of rocks at the bottom of our mountain we pick um up and take them up the chairlift and when we see some gapers we drop um on them it is so insane. JUST
 
2 of my friends were being real douches one time (i wasn't with them..) they didn't realize there was 2 hot girls on the lift... they started like screaming fergalicious and they were dodging the snowflakes, just imagine that.
 
Alpine meadows years ago i was probably 7 my friends jacket got caught on the chair and she was was hanging by her sleves 10 feet over the mid station where we were supposed to get off. Because it was an old two person lift she had to just fall off while we watched. After we had to wait 15 mineuts till the jacket came back around to get it back.

Not so much on a lift story but a friend and i were skiing into the lift lines and noone was in them so we didn't bother slowing down. I went into one lane and he went into another, but there was flat light and he didn't see that his was roped off. He was clipped at the waist and his head and knees practically hit and he fell to the ground. It probablly really hurt but i couldn't stop laughing. 

In Schoolboy i was jumping a smaller 35' at Breck when after the lip i heard a loud scream. I was so shocked that i had a hard time landing because there were people underneath the table. Apparently this 5-6 year old kid had decided to try the jump and landed about 3 feet from the flat backing to the lip, and a group of 10 people all wearing jeans were crowded around him talking and the kid was fine, they were not even viable from the top, but the funnier thing was that two kids jumped after me and did the same thing. Guess thats how they do in Texas?
 
I was at the mountain with my brother and somehow met one of my Dad's old friends in the lodge. He says he wants to ski a run with us, so we go out and get on a qaud with myself, my brother, my dad's friend who is like 58, and then this really hot boarder chick that was prob. 20ish. On the way up, the 58year old guy starts talking to the chick and hitting on her. He then goes on to talk about his three kids, and how if he had to do it all over again, he'd "have 1 or none at all". That went on for a solid ten minute ride on the lift. It was horribly awkward and i felt real bad for the chick.
 
ha one time i took the singles line up the mountaincause the line was huge, anyways i went up with this family of 3, mother father son and they were chinease, they were talking and it was the fucking funniest expeirence of my life.
 
One time I was on a lift with a friend, and he was like lent on the side of the lift, with his cheek pressing against the metal of the lift. Somehow he managed to get his tongue frozen to the lift! They had to stop the lift when we got to the top, because when I lifted the bar up, he couldn't move! I was laughing so hard whilst this guy came and pured water from his flask on my mates tongue. Was so funny
 
when i was on a trip in CO, beaver creek. There was this low point where the chairlifts would come back down over, so these park guys would grab the bottom of teh chairs for like 20m then like drop in, seemed pretty cool till one of the guys broke his arm
 
me and some buds were skiing at snowmass and there are people that stand under the lifts to take pictures for turrests to $$ buy. and it being the park we had been making laps all day. and threw out the day we got to kinda got to know the guy! eventally we would kick snow off our feet and it would land on him, then it turned in to a small snow ball fight! he would prepare snow balls, as did we, and then we would throw them at each other as we passed over him! so tawards the end of the day we mad a hug snow ball, and some how they let me get on the chair behind my buddys with this massive snow ball. as my friends distrackted him with smaller snow balls, i was on the chair behind him ready, as i passed over him i droped it, lucky it hit him square on him head! knocking him to his ass! anyways it was fun at the time! and the photo guy was a bad ass!
 
so every time i go on a lift i make a few snowballs to throw at people with my friends there was this snowboarder and i threw it at him missed his head and he said fuck you ass hole so i threw a second one and hit him right in the face it was awesome 
 
OMG so this one time i got on the lift with sketchy lookin black gut and like halfway up he pulls out his weird ass rasta man wooden pipe and asks me if i want a hit so im like yeah sure. take like 2 hits and right when were about to get off he goes "this has some shroom dust on it by the way,"ive had this before so i was like o fuck. i was trippin pretty hard and i was so fuckin scared to ski. so i just sat above the jumps till i got hungry and decided to go eat. then, i decided not to be a lil bitch and just hit it. i thought i was like flying to heaven but i was really pissed cause i never got lunch.
 
Your retarded. You decide to smoke drugs with someone you have never met? Wait, let me rephrase that, your retarded for smoking drugs, period.
 
lets think about this for a second... theres about a 300000% chance this story is completely and entirely..... FALSE
 
My friend and I have this inside joke about these creatures called Muggins. Basically when we get on the lift with strangers we start talking about them, for example: "I hear the Muggins are a big problem for the resort this year" or "Have you seen any Muggins latley". This one time we get on the lift with this lady and have a full conversation on Muggins and the whole time she is listening. Then we get off the lift and she goes over to a ski patrol and preceeds to ask him what a Muggin is.
 
Well I used to ski race.  And one day im doing speed training with 210s on.  I get on the chair with my buddi and swing my skis when the chair goes back to get it bouncing straight away.  but when it swings forward my skis dug into the snow and ripped both me and my buddi off the chair because my skis where over the top of his.  I was laughing my ass off, i thought it was the funniest shit ever but my buddi wasnt to stoked on it which made it even funnier haha good times.
 
Ok that was deppressing and miserable, quite the opposite of funny. Hopefully we get a good year though huh...

anyways this one time at my hill i was waiting in line and there was a bunch of racers who thought they were hot sihts and we cutting in line. So this one girl steps on my skis, shes probably 13, and i get pissed when people do this, i understand when they cant ski and stuff but with racers its a diff story. So i turn around and say, "hey, do you mind not stepping on my skis?" not in a rude tone at all, and she goes, do you mind showing some respect for racers and not thinking your so damn great cause you can ski park, my setup is probably double yours." so i laughed and said "yea right" and she goes "well its worth 700$" Laughing i said well thats barely more then my outerwear so congrats. and then she doesnt say anything, but she gets on the lift in front of me and me skiing alone squirreled on with a man and lady probably in their thirties. So the girl turns around and goes, im going to have your pass removed. So i laugh and say, come talk to me when you get over yourseld and ski on a hill thats bigger then 200 feet. so goes come talk to me when you can beat me in a race on hill 55 (racing hill). Then the guy beside me goes, why dont you come talk to me when you arent a prepubescent little girl whos daddy buys all of her shit. And no one said anything and i just look at him like what, then started laughing my ass off.
 
here is one that will completly float your boat.

i jsut got my new buckshot suite and i was at jiminy peak. on the old ace of spades lift.

ly jackets back zipper got caught of the chair when i was unloading. i got hung fromt he lift the my jacket like exploded and died

the end
 
if anyones gone to mt. creek then they'll know what i'm talkin about

I was at north one day at the end of the season and it was kinda raining but not really--just foggy

SO i was there with my two friends and barely anyone else was there so we all got on seperate gondolas..anyways..we get on the gondolas adn not wanting to get off the slopes, we each pissed on the inside of the gondola walls(their open at the very top and bottom with like a metal grid or whatever at the bottom) so as i look down, i see this little girl chillin right under the lift and what do you know, my piss floats down and perfectly hits her square in the face--

then i'm like O SHIT--that sucks for her ~~

so next time your at creek..watch out for flying piss and piss stained gondola walls

 
thats awesome. btw. muggins is something you say in cribbage when you wnat to steal someones points that they forgot to count.
 
hahahahhaa, I hate little racer girls. I was at killy with my sister and there was some little mt. dew race thing that she wanted to do so I was like what the hell I'm in for the free mt. dew. this girl goes up to her and shes like what course are you doing, omg I gotta win, blah blah blah. and we're just standing there like wtf and I've got twins on and I'm about to "race" and shes got her spandex suit and perfectly tuned skis and shes like flippin out at us.
 
Last season I was riding in Telluride on a vacation with my family and I was riding the gondola up and over the peak from the mountain village down to Telluride and on the way down, I looked over and saw in the gondola apposite me going the other direction a chick naked straddling a dude no joke.
 
i used to ski in st. louis at this place called hidden valley tons of gapers, packers starterjacket with jean combo. wel one kid just goes straight down the whole hill( quite common there) and just straight up doesnt stop at all till he flies past the life, into an ankle high rope, skis eject, and hes goes flying into the sand trap that is next to the ski mountain. soo funny
 
all right i got one

i had just got on the lift with this little girl and here mom. the girl was probably 5 or 6 maybe i dont know anyway when we go to sit down the little girl just keeps standing until the mom grabs her. so were pulling here up on to the chair when the lift girl finally stops it were a good 15 20 feet in the air.

we cant get her on the chair.

then her coat starts to slip off so the ski patrol under us tells us to drop her.

that was so hard

not many things brake me up but that did
 
on the ICIEST day i've ever been skiing i saw a guys die when i was on the lift with my dad. it had rained pretty much all night n than frozen over in the morning. he was at the top of the mountain n lost an edge on the ice n than slid head first directly into a rock wall on the side of the run (which knocked him out), only to proceed down the steepest run on the mountain face down. The whole way down the run his wife was trailing him on her ass screamin in absolute horror, but couldnt catch up to him. at the end of the run he slid head first into another rock wall at an estimated 80 mph. u all could imagine wat that was like. it was probably the most traumatizing experience that i've ever had on the ski hill n still comes to mind every time i slip out a little bit on a patch of ice.
 
that sucks especially cause his wife saw the whole thing go down. it woulda sucked more if he had started bleeding after hitting the first rock and just left a gnarly blood trail all the way down to the 2nd rock.
 
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