Lift Rides

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Itsbackfliptime

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What does everyone like to do on lift rides. Making out with a girl is by far the best thing i've done on one. Too bad we don't have trams in michigan.

 
smoke blunts, spliffs, joints, bowls, bongs, whatever is around..... and sing to the cheesy music thats playin in the park.

getting head would be the best choice though.

dmb

'I smoke the greenest grass, my bitch got the meanest ass, and for the taste of clit i dont have to waste a whole case a grits, all it takes is my pretty face and my gangsta wit.'
 
i'm always small? ...uh...lol

um, i love just ridding the lift . like at whistler at camp i wish the lifts went on forever, especially in the morning. its sooo good i love lifts, more people hate em.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
i always pick up chicks on the lift and blaze a fat joint.

'Doughnuts...is there anything they can't do?'

Homer Simpson
 
I usually hit the pipe, cause im too lazy to ever roll anything. I wanna have sex in a gondola, that would be fucking awesome.

Sometimes it just feels good to be a gangsta.
 
i always plan ahead and roll like 5 joints the night before

'Doughnuts...is there anything they can't do?'

Homer Simpson
 
Try not and fall off.....thats always a good one. nah seriously there were three of us on this particular lift car and were sharing this joint. It was a fucking cold day so we all had our gloves one while smoking, one guy fumbled it while passing it to the next, while trying to stop the joint from falling off the chair he nearly did himself as we didn't have the bar down. Scary shit !! cause it was me who nearly fell out

 
thats happened to me before. i was takeing off my gloves so i set my joint on my lap. the lift stopped and the joint fell off my lap. it was my last joint that i had too.

'Doughnuts...is there anything they can't do?'

Homer Simpson
 
me and my bro pissed out the gondola window in St.Anne (required a lot of technique) and my cousing and I blazed a joint in the gondola in tremblant

 
get high, any means possible. also slamming 22's of busch or old english.

lifts are slow and short in michigan, so nothing too cool.

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
when i have nothing else to do i just spit on the people below or on the people next to me

-i just farted, can you smell it?-
 
Throw shit at people that look like yuppies, and just make an ass of myself.

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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~

~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier

DatGrlyChick: skier??

BigAirSkier1580: yah

DatGrlyChick: whats that?'

**Love ya Lacey**
 
WOAH!!!! l_KeViN_l you smoked marijuana in a public place. oh my god diy you get caught. i want all the details.

'Its like that and its like this, i took her to the pad and we started to kiss, now my dicks all hard, ya know what im thinkin, took the panties off and the pussy was stinkin, pulled of my drawers and started to begin, now the pussys wet so my dick slides in' - Easy E

'fuckin bitch im all sorts of hamereds fucky ou pussy haha' - bitchassphatz

'after my little brother's backside got sore he moved on to me, saturday nights are so fun with gateskate'- skipimp

 
make fun of people/instructors

beatbox

freestyle

kick the snow off your skis at people/spit

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
talk to friends, watch people eat it in the park, listen to the music playing and/or the music playing in my player... making out is fun - but kind of over rated...

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

the baby blue box - GOING RICKTER!!!
 
calling random people neil. oh and I spy :P

oh and definitly hitting on chicks. the lift lines are so short that if you're they're not talkative you just ski down and go up with another one.

MD... Dain bramaged.

'I am now a moderator... and all I had to do was suck harveys cock! who would have guessed?' - Dave Pauls.
 
skimonkey_05 has never gotten head before in his life, let alone on the chairlift.

'Dude, we're sick. I mean, he's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so, ya know...' -CR Johnson
 
One day my crew and I spend the entire day on the lifts having a conversation about breasts. We agreed on some great conclusions. Ah yes, breasts!

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I'm not supposed to eat the lego, but the green ones make me horny.

'It's like I'm Shane McConkey, and you are Saucerboy!'-Dan the ski tech.
 
dude one time on a lift, this chick thought i was in college when i was in 9th grade, i was all proud of myself, and then i realized she couldnt even see me with all the shit on.

Dan Maguire

Co-Founder of the Maple Valley Freeride Team, both members going west next season!

Go Red Sox

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
me and lisa usually sing some bouncing souls or NOFX or we talk to the people behind us... 'hey mister, your fat!'

---- I would do anything to get on Tanner... --

-- I would do anything to go ski right now...---

'Go huck yourself off a two foot cliff!'
 
i talk to my mates or call out,

'dad' or 'mum' to people going down, sex in a gondola would be good but we dont have em in oz.

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vegimite kills all those not born in Australia.

 
'...My name is fat mike i'm obsessed with big lesbians, i've been a punk rocker, for most of my life. I sing kind of flat i'm not really so fat, but thats how i am with a nook or a slice...'

If I had a nickel,

I'd surely give it to you right away.
 
watch the snowboarders kill it in the park. danny kass and the rest of the grenade crew are out and in full force, so we get to watch the sickest riders in the world kill it on some huge ass jumps.

dmb

'I smoke the greenest grass, my bitch got the meanest ass, and for the taste of clit i dont have to waste a whole case a grits, all it takes is my pretty face and my gangsta wit.'
 
well if your at summit central on the high speed quad..... you get 2 or 3 people your with to pound a bottle (must be a bottle!!!!!)enter beer of choice _______. then when you get half way up the face the chair is over drop all the bottles and watch them race down the hill...... very entertaining when high

 
I enjoy singing 80s songs and songs from commercials loud. and throwing snowballs at people from the bay.

'My advice to you is to start drinking heavily' -Animal House
 
wow jones u got the nick right, didn't try to dumb it down or anything, now thats the kinda flaming that shows heart, o yea we did get caught by the janitor, but your mom didn't seem to care

 
i forgot about those things, they are kick ass. another fun thing is light a whole pack of matches on fire and dropping it.

Dan Maguire

Co-Founder of the Maple Valley Freeride Team, both members going west next season!

Go Red Sox

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
in austria there was this little one person chair so we would have bunger fights or drop the into the pow and watch them blow a hole, its da shit

 
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