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gambino500014

gambino500014

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Think about this:

What if the hokey pokey was really 'what its all about'?

i leave you with that.....

-Nick Iwanyhsyn

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Canada Represent

'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

Lightpole Ski Productions
 
im afraid

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been clouding my mind since we left Lorien. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'-petek

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
Then there'd be an extra verse going 'you put your penis in, you take your penis out, you put your penis in and you shake it all about...' etc.

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
If life was about doing the hockey pokey and spinning yourself around, then why does it make me dizzy? I do like the part about putting body parts in and out though. I have no problem with life being about that.

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The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

 
well if it weren't for the sticking your penis in and out and shaking it all about.. life would cease to exist!

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

What time is it... saturday?

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
 
metaphorically it could work

'what can we do to stop this war?'

'Leagalize PORN'

'Its allready legal'

'Not the kind i like'

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party and OTC

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
 
Hokey Pokey is one crazy song. When I was 5 in kindergarten I couldnt get those moves down. I think I was discouraged by my israeli background. They just laughed at me...

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
 
if you didnt know mikee you probably wouldnt belive any of that but its all true hahaha.....

-Nick Iwanyhsyn

___________________________________________________________________

Canada Represent

'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

Lightpole Ski Productions
 
Hahaha how cute. That used to be my favorite thing to do at Skateland. Then again, I was like nine.

~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~

Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
peep the new signature

-Nick Iwanyhsyn

_______________________________________________________________

Canada Represent

'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

'Hokey Pokey is one crazy song. When I was 5 in kindergarten I couldnt get those moves down. I think I was discouraged by my israeli background. They just laughed at me...'- mikee

 
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