Life Statistics

Mike34113

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If after you died you could have a list of any stats you wanted to know about your life what would they be?
-Pounds of Food Eaten-Amount of hours/days skiedEtc.
 
times fappedhow many strokes^how many people ive spoken tohow many runs ive skiednumber of notes hit on my guitarnumber of songs ive heardtotal money aquired
ive got so much, but those ones seem the most cool
 
gallons of liquid ingestedtime spent peeinghours spent skiinghours spent on the lifthours of music listened to
 
i've always thought about this. i think it would be sick to know the happiest moment of your life, and when you were closest to death (like a car almost hit you or something).

 
number of sperm cells ejaculated

amount of women that have been sexually interested in me

number of text messages sent

number of hours slept

number of people met

i don't know, just really random shit

 
number of sperm cells ejaculated

amount of women that have been sexually interested in me

number of text messages sent

number of hours slept

number of people met

i don't know, just really random shit

 
Just goin off the dome here

Number of words typed.

Number of phonecalls ignored

Time spent sick

Time spent listening to music

Time spent having sex

Number of times I made a girl orgasm

Number of steps taken walking compared to running

Time spent sitting

Time spent on the computer

Time spent getting dressed/ready

Number of times I escaped death

Time spent driving and flying

Time spent playing sports

Time spent thinking

Time spent talking

I could go on forever..

 
um anyone who answered anything other than "gross tonnage of seminal emission produced" is either a liar or a fool
 
this also
amount of time spent sleepingamount of time peeingamount of time spent pooingamount of time spent speaking amount of time spent on nsamount of semen ejaculated amount of time spent on a computerhappiest time of your life

i could go on all day
 
Distance skied (both in vertical feet and standard distance)

Smush to sexual partners ratio

average lifespan of ski (I'm already up to 9 pairs broken in 6 years)

Time spent on: TV, computer, and NS

 
i guess it wouldn't have units of measurement, you'd be able to see those moments.

and i definitely would not want to know the time i've spent wasted on technology
 
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