Life Skills the General Person Should Know

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What are general things that people should know how to do? Just out of curiosity, because it seems like more and more people are lacking what should be common sense...

Things like general car maintenance, writing a check, using basic tools, etc. Just thinking basic day to day shit.

Let me know what you think

**This thread was edited on Dec 6th 2017 at 12:58:05pm
 
Speaking the right language wherever you go, it's not hard to adapt your vocals a little to blend in. I noticed the mountain communities all have the bro-ee type of dialect and whenever you go to place like the wealthy side of a city everybody speaks posh or what I like to call "New American".. it sounds very Custoner Servicey but they use it just speaking in general.

Those two dialects do not go well together, from what I noticed when you speak bro-ee in the city you get treated with a little less respect and it's vice versa when they all come here. I guess I would say it's a great life skill to be able to be a persuasive person. To do this you must know who you're up against, and speak accordingly. Like Joey Badass says in "Waves" "They'll get in in your vocals if you ain't a local".

**This post was edited on Dec 6th 2017 at 1:02:45pm
 
So, so many things...

How to parallel park

How to drive a manual

How to use a chainsaw

How to start a fire

How to navigate with map & compass

How to tie a tie

How to dress appropriately for any occasion

How to treat a lady

Basic grammar

Tipping etiquette for a host of different situations (restaurant, valet, guided experience, tour, employee who helps you, etc.)

How to cook at least three different significant dinners

How to handle a firearm

How to get what one wants when necessary (if a situation calls for it, how to bribe/pay off someone effectively)

If I thought about it, likely dozens of more basic skills that I consider essential for any renaissance man.
 
Have some basic fucking common sense. Man the internet has made people so smart, yet some so stupid for practical everyday situations.

Driving. Holy fuck people can't drive. Now with texting, it's even worse.

History. People don't remember this as much anymore I feel. History is important.

Basic verbal communication skills. I was waiting for a table at Texas Roadhouse and my girlfriend and I were the ONLY people not on our phones out of 20+ people, families included.

Someone mentioned gun skills. Yes. Omg people need more educations on guns. They don't just "go off" as the news would make you believe. A trigger has to be pulled and it has to be loaded and chambered. Learn basic safety with guns.

Tolerance of different beliefs and lifestyles. Chill folks. Live your own lives.
 
How to harvest grapes in a vineyard and taking off the skin so one can consume more grape juice to stay healthy
 
How to maintain a job... its not that hard, show up on time and put in work.. never understood why people always tell me they get fired and wonder why
 
How to successfully piss in a toilet without spraying everywhere

How to respect people around you and not be a shitty human being

How to not be a shitty driver.(Everyone thinks they're a great driver but watching people on the road says otherwise)

How to change a light bulb
 
-how to change a car tire

-how to change your engine oil

-anything relating to cars for that matter

-how to hold a conversation

-how to fix anything at all, seems the majority of people are so helpless when it comes to doing anything for themselves

-surviving without electricity, I remember the pussies I went to hs with whose parents would take them to go stay in a hotel when the power went out... smh

-how to find things for great prices on the internet, so many scrubs who pay for shit new that could be bought for a fraction of the price on ebay or craigslist

-how to plung a toilet, not even joking
 
13864428:theabortionator said:
How to successfully piss in a toilet without spraying everywhere
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This. Omg how are people so bad at this?! Also I am gonna add learn to use a urinal. It drives me nuts when there's 20 urinals open and some weirdo uses the stall and stands up to pee, usually not putting the seat up and subsequently pissing all over it. I hope someone who does this is reading this post. I despise you.
 
I had a crazy uncle that was on his deathbed a long time ago

He said "BOY... there's a hundred things in life every man needs to know to

Survive... and here's 39 of em'"

A virgin don't never drive a z-28

Never bet the ranch on your prostate

If it's got an adams apple its probley a man

Never trust a gay gypsy with the palm of your hand

She didn't accidently get good in bed

You can't join a church if your already dead

A work uniform ain't totally nude

Brim and bass ain't seafood

When theres guns in the house one better be yours

Don't be naked next to any fishin' lures

If theres girl scout cookies she's a little too young

If you say I do... be the ugly one

Don't ever let a bald man borry your comb

Never play strip poker in a nursin' home

Don't blame your pall bearers cuz they don't show

If your buried in the middle of the super bowl

Let people borry money they'll leave you alone

Never fry bacon without a shirt on

Never spray water on a hornets nest

A woman rarely aces the drivers test

The sign probly don't really mean massage

Never threaten anybody in camoflauge

Say you love her til she lays down the butcher knife

Never put the move on the bosses wife

She's messin' round on ya if yer briefs don't fit

Never trust a hitch-hiker to babysit

Cosmo's never in a happy home

You can't cut a deal with a kidney stone

A politician ain't got an HMO

Washin' her hair means she don't wanna go

Don't ridicule a biker bout' his tatoo

You been married nine times... hell maybe its you

Doom ain't the same as donkey kong

If he's wearing high heels you mighta raised him wrong

The clinic ain't the best place to pick up dates

Don't rent a room from a man named Bates

A tank tops never on a billionaire

Stevie Ray Vaughn missed a note here and there

How many get to heaven noone knows

But hell will be asses and elbows

And then he died... crazy fool rolled over and DIED! and never did tell me
 
13864428:theabortionator said:
How to successfully piss in a toilet without spraying everywhere
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My dorm switches the guys and the girls bathroom every 2 years, so we don't have any goddamn urinals. Every time I try to take a shit it looks like Michael J Fox tried to pee standing up in every stall.
 
I know this is for the general person but anyone who skis much at all should know how to wax their own damn skis. It's not hard.
 
Basic geography

Just saying no if you don't want to do something instead of flaking out

How to rationally form an opinion
 
13866224:VinnieF said:
Directions. How can you not know "east down the street then turn north"
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People who can't give good directions should figure that out, and tell people "sorry, I'm very shit with directions". Otherwise I kind of want to stab them in the eyes with a plastic spoon.
 
Lets see.. so student debt just surpassed the nations credit card debt. I was originally going to say something along the lines of the basic functions of credit and how horrible it can be to use institutions like money tree. Fun fact, there are more short term lending offices than Starbucks. Yeah I need to stick with it and say money management.
 
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