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SteezePatrol

SteezePatrol

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Since we all nkow that it's the little things that count...post some hints on how to make your life better...such as

always use the handicapped bathroom stall for shits, there's always clean toilet paper and no piss on the seat

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

 
"you gotta suck sock to succeed!"

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
so true. Also, running really hot water on itchy parts of your skin is orgasmic. You may thin I'm weird, but try it. everyone I've told thinks I'm weird, but once they try it, they agree.

-Pat

www.wbpfilms.com

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sleep as long as possible, sleep is prob the best thing in the world other than skiing

whats up now bitch

"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420

"60% of the time it works, everytime"-brian fantana

ACLs suck dick
 
have a piece of bread before you go to bed (before you brush your teeth though), and you wont wake up hungry

and also, having a piece of cheese in place of brushing your teeth after meals makes your chops pearly white

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

 
if your standing around a fire, rub your balls, it feels so good!

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Do you suffer from uncontrollable urges to spin, jib and jump off random objects??? if so... we can help. join the "uncontrolable urges to spin off things... while wearing shoes cult" today!!

 
if you find yourself alone in a dark hole with nuthing to eat but stalactites and all of a sudden a hippopotamus starts talking to you

-keegan mcginnis, newschoolers.com

 
I wish I had something itchy to try that on...QUICK, someone with an itch go pour boiling water on it and tell us if he is telling the truth

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

 
don't turn on the tv the second you get home...well, if you genuinely want a better life you wouldn't have a tv at all...

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-Laura McIsaac

Skiing is the single most extreme form of motion attainable by a human being.
 
wait a while after you take a shit in the bathroom before you come out...if your wearing a cotton or polyester shirt, the smell will cling to it and you'll reek like dog shit (same as human shit)

also, sweat off of your balls smells really bad, so don't scratch your sweaty balls and then get close to any females with your hands

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

 
don't buy gum out of the machines in the male washrooms, even though it says strawberry or watermellon...it tastes like rubber. What's the deal with that?

official NS bitch
 
haha sugarandspice is like spider man, when shes on line, steezepartol is never online... and when spider man is arround, peter parker is never arround... wierd eh ?

that was sarcasm

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-Matt

NS SKATEBOARDERS

 
never fall into a routine, and if you do fall into a daily routine force yourself out of it. Just always do little things like to keep it interesting and diffrent. Go for a 20 minute walk somewhere youve never been. Take a route to work or school that you've never taken before, or take a shower in the dark, Wake up in the morning and just Yell sounds out your window. Not the word "sounds", but actual sounds like "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH" or "BAAAAAAHHHHH" or "GOOD MORNING SUNNY SKY". Try making new foods and snacks. Get a diffrent type of beer. Be creative.

Just keep doing little things too keep stuff diffrent. Its incredible how much happier and selfconfident you can be if you arnt in a rut or routine.

And if you really want to improve your life, Then read.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
if you see someone that needs help, even if its not anything big, like someone having a hard time starting their car etc- help them

'Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain't it, and you know it was like amazing.'-Ali G

 
dont yell at people for no reason.

dont eat shit food very often

wash your hair...theres nothing worse than sweaty greasy hair feeling

NS Skateboarding
 
Actually, Not brushing your teeth is worse. Nothing makes you feel cleaner then a freshly brushed set of teeth. Another plus to that one is that they think it reduces the risk of heart desise or something else completly unrelated to the mouth...

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
I quite like the idea of yelling undistinguishable sounds, I yell that sometimes, when Im in the car.

Instead of wiping your runny nose with your shirt, use a kleenex.

Look through a National Geographic Magazine and cut out any hilarious pictures you may find, you may surpirze yourself.

Read childrens books when you are feeling down.

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Trying is the first step towards failure
 
try to be as nice as possible to everybody even if you don't like them and dont get stressed out over little stupid things

 
i had poison ivy really really badly two summers ago, and every day i couldn't wait until i could get home and take a burning hot shower because of the feeling of the hot water on the poison ivy... it's probably one of the best feelings ever. it's almost worth having poison ivy.

-teddy
WWTJSD?
 
Wear socks, then your toes don't get cold.

Eat instant oatmeal, without cooking it, just put water in it.

if you go camping in the winter, bring lots of garbage bags and then put your stuff in your sleping bag with you.

If you have a base heater, get up on cold mornings and curl up next to it trying to keep warm for hours at a time, or thow all your clothes your gunna wear for that day in the dryer and let them get toasty.

BATTLE RIDGE PRODUCTIONS

your steeze is like the antithesis of the gangsta-tanner-gorillasteeze junk... the type of skiing that says "Fuck groomed parks and rails, rip big mountain lines and throw backflips off everything-J.D. May
 
these are the three things that have turned my life around

1. Give up - youll burn out eventually, and once you realize that theres really no point, youll never be worryed about anything again.

2. Try psychadelic drugs - i always say keep an open mind. my mind has been open to fun things like mushrooms, acid, dmt, 5meo-dmt, and most 2cb derivatives and the aliens agree that my life is much better because of it.

3. Have sex as much as possible. It feels great and makes you feel better about yourself.

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-It was a 38, the poor man's machete

-Held it in my hand thinkin damn man its heavier than expected

-wedged it behind my belt buckle, knowin that its evil, even thought i could smell trouble

-the extra strength felt weak, but over there on the corner, saw what i need and proceeded to cross the street

-put the heat in a mailbox, to lose it

-figured the post office knows whats best to do with it.

Atmosphere
 
or, If your feet (or you) get cold. put on a hat. It works because you lose some retardly high precent of your body heat through your head.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
and the opposite to that is strangely true...if your hot take your socks off

CMc - *NSFD*

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"Son
, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get." - Homer
 
cook something kind of fancy for yourself once in a while.

TO THE COMMONS!!!! but not up thos estairs......theyre forbidden fruit. and dont even think of landing a 737 in there on ms blums watch, she'll kick that shit out especially if it doesnt throw away its yogurtt

- g-punit*steezer
 
put your clothing (especially your underwear) in the dryer before you wear it... and if you're low on time, microwave them

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pull down all of your curtains and blast your AC and curl up in your covers when u go to bed, it feels like you are in a cave and it is sooo comfortable.

Also, go to the grandcanyon and sleep under the stars. it is soo clear and there are millions of stars and like, tons of shooting stars. It will make you reevaluate the way you do things.

check out this muthafucka!

all this coming from a guy whos head is soo far up his ass that the lump in his throat is his godamn nose!~Bill Guarnere
 
If your frickin hot on a summer night and can't fall asleep...stand up and walk around outside in just like your boxers or something...and then when you get back inside, resist the urge to put on a big comfy blanket, because you'll just get hot again...put something light on like a sheet and in like 2 minutes your core temperature will be at a desireable level for the rest of the night

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

 
go get a whole bunch of crack alittle black tar heroine and some coke and mix it all together smoke that shit take 10 hits of acid some lsd and become a crack whore should work out for you

 
i go to sleep so fast when im cold and have a warm ass comforter

thats why i fall asleep so much in the summer when the AC is on

 
oh yea...when your driving, for one day always let someone else go first even if you have the right of way

 
throw away your tv. seriously, try it. it will improve your life.

ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed

-hoodratz47
 
don't hold in your pee if you have the slightest feeling u have to go don't hold it but if you do hold it hold it till u can't hold it n e more god that feels good

I Love Head

Momentum Session 4
 
Always try to keep yourself 3/4 full. Never eat too much and never let yourself get hungry. 3/4 full is the answer. We wernt designed to eat 3 times a day. we were designed to eat constantly.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
don't take societies outlook on anything, Money is nothing, is small pieces of paper its not something to live by.

Fear is just something to pump our adrenaline, making us do things better, so being scared is good, so if your scared go for it it will work out.

BATTLE RIDGE PRODUCTIONS

your steeze is like the antithesis of the gangsta-tanner-gorillasteeze junk... the type of skiing that says "Fuck groomed parks and rails, rip big mountain lines and throw backflips off everything-J.D. May
 
eat healthily. don't fill your body with toxic-junk that will give you momentary pleasure only to make you feel like shit in a few hours.

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-Laura McIsaac

Skiing is the single most extreme form of motion attainable by a human being.
 
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