"Life at Its Best" Posters

[jack_weisman]

Ok so at my high school, like any other high school, there are posters trying to discourage teen drinking. Recently my school adopted a campaign of "Life at Its Best", pretty much the stupidest idea for a poster i have ever seen, a really bad attempt at trying to act "cool" and "hip." In response, some of my friends have started making spoof posters in the same format, ill post the ones we have when my friend sends me them, thought NS could bring some pretty funny stuff.

here are some of the actual ones-

and i have no idea what kaze is.

 

[dandougherty]

haha i hate those school campaigns they have all the bullying bullshit at my school

 

[Nicholas.]

hahahahahaha wow that shits hella gay

 

[Happy.]

The chillen one has sooo much potential, as soon as my photoshop works again ill give it a shot.

 

[Billek]

I saw these massages on a stack of bookmarks my dad got a hold of. Now when everyone I know decides to club/snowboard/play volleyball/jam/chill/do heroin/kill people they make sure they are straight-headed.

 

[skierdudeguy]

haha those are greeeeeat

 

[JSskier]

anytime the word 'jamin' is used you know something is gonna be bad. but those are hysterical. my school hasn't done any of those yet. . .

 

[Alex=God]

my cool trys to play the "your to cool for drugs and alcohol" card. so everyone laughs and draws on the posters

 

[jack_weisman]

one i just whipped together

 

[BootySpunk.]

+karma ahha that made me epic lawl

 

[Shadows]

what the hell is Kaze? SoberKaze?

 

[salomon097]

i think the "kaze" thing is "kaze" as in "ka-zee" like the crazy japs who crash landed their airplanes into enemy ships. He is snowboarding off a cliff so he is crazy, or "kaze".

i could be wayy the fuck off. probably am.

 

[Billek]

The act of indulging in sweet, berry-filled pastries was known as "Kazemo" by the pre-Common Era Babylonians.

 

[Karcher]

haha you guys need to print a bunch of the fake ones out and hang them up around your school

 

[connoroh]

 

[Shadows]

i googled it and this is what i got. the only thing that google found was this..
http://www.faceproject.org/resources/SoberKaze.html

 

[Sufferboy]

ahahahhhahahha, i wanna put that up in my school

 

[doritos]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my fucking God epic...

 

[9o2mdkNamzz1_1]

Ohh!!! I can just sense that this thread is going to be great!

 

[DJSTEVEINNIAMIXX]

The force is strong here.

 

[Sufferboy]

prolly 7-9 pages lol

 

[spiegel]

 

[connoroh]

this was ok.

but had nothing to do with being sober.

 

[spiegel]

you cant jack off if youre drunk

 

[doritos]

If this things gonna make it 8-9 pages it's gonna have to veer off course. Even the great motivational poster thread is now filled with Mindfucks, which are kinda cool but... nothing to the real deal. And in this case it's still pretty funny so it can slide.

 

[freshpowder41]

ya dude that should be in the motivational poster forum

 

[jack_weisman]

last one before i hit the sack.

 

[no_steeze]

 

[Sufferboy]

Sober Skiing

It hurts more

 

[connoroh]

haha. Just the word soberlookin is amazing.

 

[jack_weisman]

and the moment you have all be waiting for:

 

[Dr.Scholl]

shit your really good at these

 

[shibby]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Alex_thedroog]

then you just suck

 

[spiegel]

or im just impotent

.... hey wait..

 

[Caveman.]

hahahahahaha!

 

[WillStart]

yeah youre on the right track, except I think the word youre looking for is "kamikaze." and yeah i think its supposed to mean that hes crazy or something

 

[Manlenium]

I thought that was his leg under the car! lmao

 

[Elg]

You like post whoring, don't you? I just scrolled down the ski gabber, and you had the last post in every thread...

 

[Sufferboy]

is it rly necessary to be a dick?

 

[jack_weisman]

no its not/i havn't seen anyone really throw down on these.

 

[jack_weisman]

so i'm still waiting...

 

[pianoman]

 

[pianoman]

mine doesn't show up for me. can you guys see it?

 

[RICK_ROSS]

 

[pianoman]

i'm gonna try this again

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[pianoman]

no i guess i'm a failure

 

[RICK_ROSS]

 

[kyle_w]

someone get a pic of someone wasted puking in a toilet and do a "soberpukin" one

 

[pianoman]

slight error, but im gonna give you +karma and leave it at that

 

[Joe_]

^hahahha, fucking awesome. i loled