Lies lies lies

mattdayro

mattdayro

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Hey guys lately ive been running out of things to tell my pairents where I am, when I wanna go party.(they dont let me). I usally say im at a move( so i dont hav to answer my phone) but thats getting overplayed. hit me up with whatever lies u use or other creative shit
 
i used the get that shit from my parents all the time, and had to lie but its wayy better just to tell them your partying. now they dont give a fuck and pick me up and shit
 
tell them you're going to the mall... I hear that's where it's going down.

Actually anywhere you meet Young Joc it'll be going down. I wouldn't worry.
 
Just say your wheelin some bitch or somethin and chances are your paps will give you a ride, a high five, and some fuckin respect.
 
say your going to hang out with a friend that your parent dont know or dont really now and say your phone is almost dead so you cant talk long or at all
 
say this "hey i'm gonna go to a party and abuse illegal drugs and alchohol and most likely have premarital sex. but don't worry, i'll be safe."
 
a friend of mine uses this a lot: "i'm going to the beach to have a fire"

but it you don't live near water, you could say you're going to a friends house and he/she is having a couple people over.
 
I'll point out another one.

I usually tell my parents I am going to the move too.

Anyway, that sucks that your parents are like that. How old are you? My parents don't care if I party or not, as long as I am safe. Tell them straight up that you are going to a party and that if you get into any trouble you will call them.
 
try sneaking out?

or the time tested, "I'm crashing at a friends house"

or are they the kind of parents that wanna talk to other parents?

or, "hey dad, my friend is really going through a hard time and he's pretty emotionally unstable. i'm gonna go help him out. his well-being is a little more important than my curfew." it's only good like once every few months, but it always worked for me.
 
just have the parties at your crib, that's what i do my parents don't give a fuck as long as they know where we are, then you just tell your dad the ladies are too drunk to drive so they gotta crash at the house, your parents wouldn't want anybody drunk driving would they
 
Correct me if im wrong, but i beleive its Guaranteed to go down?

But i am full of lies, i usually just tell my mom what i would be doing if wasnt partying.

"hey mom, im gonna go over to austins and spend the night and were gonna wake up early and ski tommarow."

"hey mom, im going to tylors and were gonna ride dirtbikes, ill text u in the morning"

"hey mom, im taking out a bitch and then going to brandons afterwards" *This one was pretty good because before i had my job she would hook me up with some cash so i could buy my alcohol*
 
I always just tell my mom i'm at a friends house when I'm at a friends house. I tell her I'm going to a party when I'm going to a party. Simple as that.
 
I feel you bro, I always have to lie about where im going. Heres some i use:

Hey mom im going to go stay at dylans and go skiing early,

Hey im going to watch a movie at so and so's house.

Were going to go hang out "up town", and im staying over night at his house.

Im really sick of coming up with shit, I wish i could just be like "yeah going to go get smashed and dance with bitches all night" Peace out!. haha
 
this.

no lie, say it in a fun sarcastic manner but still with just enough seriousness if you get caught you can say "i told you what i was doing?!"
 
just tell them the truth. tell then that it could be worse like you could be going to a NAMBLA meeting with your math teacher.
 
when i was like 14 my parents went away and i had a huge party at my house. at first i told my mom "i was just having like two good friends over" (which i was) but then it turned into a huge party and i straight told her "mom, there are seniors using the hottub as a gravity bong, we are doing shots off the kitchen counter, someone just puked/pooped all over the bathroom, there is a kid in a lawnchair in the garage who is almost dead, and im drunk right now."

and she just laughed and said "very funny, have a good time with ryan and jeremy"

she got home and found out it was true and i still got in a shit ton of trouble though... she took away my playstation for like a month...
 
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