Lewis Black

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is fucking hilarious, im listening to him right now. i love it.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz
 
yeah i love how did lsd. its funny.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
He is hilarious... the best angry comedian out there. How areyou listening to him? CD?

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
hes hilarious because it looks like hes ganna have a brain aneurysm whenever he talks

( . Y . )

SUMMER
 
Back In Black is the best part of The Daily Show and his stand up is hilarious. One of my all time favorites

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-Brad, Representing the KPP
 
the magical world of mp3 filesharing

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz
 
im liking 'this week in god' with steven colberr lately, pretty funny

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz
 
My favorite Black short is when he is talking about how he has seen the end of the world, and its in Texas.

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-Brad, Representing the KPP
 
It's amazing he's so popular down there considering how critical he is of Americans... i remember him doing a routine in Montreal where he was saying, 'I'm glad to be up here. I think it's important for Americans to go abroad every once in a while, because if we stay at home too long, we start to believe that we have a culture.' Then he pleaded for a foreign invasion.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
NSYNC and Aero smith on the same stage, I WAS CONFUSED but lucky i had a spoon, so i suck it up my ass cuse if im going to be in pain i want it to be by my hands. I was walking down a street and on one conner there was a star bucks, and then i looked dericly across the street and there was ANOTHER ONE. I was standing infront of the nexus of the univerise, the only way i could ratonise it is, old people. They walk into one and spend some time there walk out look across the street and say to them selfs, i feal like a cup of joe. this is what i can rember

I cant spell so get use to it or il spork you to death

Member Number 10102
 
i love comedians that make fun of america. simply because i'm a self hating american. weed has helped me see through the bullshit of america.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
Crystal, your a faggot, but Lewis Black is fucking awesome.

FARP

'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'

-Dane Cook.
 
aw poor scratchcobra... im sorry your doggy died... now fuck you.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz
 
Are you there, God?

It's me, Lewis... and i've got a message for you.

YOU'RE AN IDIOT!

Those are always great... Haha i'm downloading a bunch of this stuff now.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
yeah, me too

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz
 
hes probably my favorite comedian next to dave chapelle

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lateralis: i deliver milk...........for 14 hours straight no break yeah it aint easy pulling a 3500lb skid

ns member: i deliver some milk to your face

lateralis: bring it bitch, ill bend you over and crush your guts so hard youll be shitting out your mouth

ns member: well fuck i just cant compete with that

 
.....John....

-Strode

Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
 
Aww crystal that was such a good comeback, ive never heard fuck you before...hehe your so sad its funny.

FARP

'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'

-Dane Cook.
 
hey, youre a little bitch

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz
 
^ ^^ hey you two sleezy panda cunts fight on your own time using private messages dont bring the thread down with you ya fuck baging asssluts. and ya lewis black is hilarious.

 
Tonight on the Daily Show they will be interviewing a Republican Punk, that should be fun

Driving that Train
 
more fun than the interview with the nader voters?

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz
 
no, I think that the vegan pot luck w/ Kusinich was the best in a while

Driving that Train
 
i've seen the end of the world, it's in texas.... you're looking at this starbucks going there's no way there could be another starbucks behind me. then you slowly turn around and THERES A STARBUCKS BEHIND YOU TOO. it's like it's for people with allsheimers (yes, i'm tired, my spelling sucks) that are sitting there, drinking their coffee, get up and leave and as soon as they are out the door go look! a starbucks! lets go have a cup of joe huh?

..best i can rememberof it for now..

Just Huck It.
 
a snippet i found... '...and if you walk to the end of the block, there sits a Starbucks. And directly across the street -- in the exact same building as that Starbucks -- there is... another Starbucks. There is a Starbucks across the street from a Starbucks! And ladies and gentlemen, THAT is the end of the universe.' - Lewis Black

A starbucks across from a starbucks

Just Huck It.
 
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