Level one movie

[TimothyLord]

i no for sure in shanghia six that they said the next years movie being this year would be called house of seven corpses. does any body know why they changed the name to long story short?

 

[ProgressCoast]

because Long Story Short is a way better name for a ski movie

 

[pdrago]

they were kidding around at the end of SH6

 

[boochronic13]

joke masters.

 

[mavric1298]

oh man, that tricky berman!!!

gotta love a sense of humor

 

[pierceme]

They musta got bored with the number thing. Every movie up til this one(except the first) had the number of movie it was in the title.

 

[nitsua]

they were messing around i think

 

[stylefree]

forward?

 

[robbieA]

resay the first sylable to urself

 

[Greenish]

"four"ward

 

[LostCarKeys]

like 4

 

[4frntSkier]

yup

 

[pierceme]

Balance(the first one), Second Generation, Strike Three, Forward(4ward), High Five, and Shanghai Six

 

[Liam.]

well long story short has 14 letters....and if u devide that by 2 you get 7

and this is the 7th movie

Long Story Short / 2 = 7

 

[Liam.]

or u buy 2 and split them in half

 

[quebecfreestyler]

^you guys see things where there's nothing

 

[FigmentFilmski]

k, this is how they go.

1. balance (no number)

2. second generation

3. strike three

4. forward (no number)

5. high five

6. shanghai six

7. long story short (no number)

is it just me or is there a pattern. every third movie doesnt have a number. next years film will have an eight in it

 

[mattyb.]

forward 4ward FOURward

 

[MALONE]

Don't overestimate Berman.

 

[AChoquette]

we don't care about the name of the movie...we just want good skiing, thats it

 

[MALONE]

I wouldn't say thats IT, how about no more bad music too.

 

[futurespin]

8th n Ocean is coming out next year, and then 9th ward is coming out the year after, I just talked to Berman.

 

[FigmentFilmski]

i dont think thats what he meant by forward. sorry but seriously

 

[MALONE]

sorry but he did

 

[Itsbackfliptime]

theres an old NS interview with berman saying forward is not "four"ward.

https://newschoolers.com/ns3/web/content/news.php?news_id=638&

Its in the second question.

 

[holyDINOSAURS]

sorry yeah but thats soo much of a coincidence...i dont know

 

[garettnorthey]

duh,its obviously because the "G" in Long Story Short is the "7th" letter of the alphabet.

 

[Carter23]

if anyone knew Berman they would know that "Long Story Short" is a common opening line to a story of his.

 

[Von]

i think Durk has a point mabye there is some sort of number hidden within Long Story Short

hmmmmmmm a mystery.

 

[KeegLove]

i agree way too much of a coincedence.

 

[Liam.]

congratulations

ur the first person to maybe think the way i do

 

[mathers]

why does everybody seem to think that if he starts numbering his movies he has to continue doing it aslong as he is making them? after 6 years he probobly just got bored of the idea. i mean, he would've callled it seventh inning stretch if he wanted to, not come up with a 14 letter name hoping that the ns community would be "clever" enuff to figure out that you need to take the number of letters in the name and divide by two to figure out what movie your watching....

 

[Gun_It]

why would berman care about the NS community?

He sells his films to many more people than us I'll bet.

 

[Elijah.]

Because we are so damn cool?

Don't ruin our coolness.

 

[ski_cartel]

you guys are thinking about this way to much

 

[MALONE]

.

 

[zemke]

my friend got attacked by crows the other day

 

[garettnorthey]

the "G" in Long Story Short is the "7th" letter of the alphabet. So "G' is the seventh letter of the alphabet and the 4th letter of the word long so the you used up the letter "G" so theres 3 letters left "Lon"which is three letters so 4+3=7

Long=4 letters the minus the "G"

Lon=3 letters becasue the "G" is gone

=3+4=7

now you cant not agree with that explination.........................if it made sense to you

 

[Von]

why wouldnt he come up with a clever title with 7 hidden somewhere deep within it, that would send the members of NS on a davinci code like search for its true meaning?

 

[zemke]

has anybody on this site been attacked by crows? word on the street is it sucks

 

[LDowney]

Just wait for this year, son. What I've heard so far is gonna make this the best soundtrack since ROYALTY.

 

[espong1321]

uh dear this ldowney character who are you and wtf would u know u prolly just skiblade since there no skis for people 9 feet tall

 

[LDowney]

^ spong, they don't make skiboards short enough for asians, that's why u still ride Big Feet

 

[espong1321]

i saw a picture of u one the news. people claimin an insane gorilla escaped from the zoo. he spotted shooting people with gats while smokin blunts, while drivin a subaru

 

[Edward.]

my older brother told me that they were gonna name it 7 eleven, but i guess he was lying

 

[triebby]

OWNED

 

[espong1321]

and u are?

 

[MALONE]

I got no doubts son! You got that FIAH! "smoke da weed till my eyes a dem bleed" TkMb nig

 

[poofartpee]

Long Story Short...they did

 

[MALONE]

then he dissapeared into someones house and poached there coach for countless days ...........

 

[MALONE]

and left em a SHITLOAD o' skis