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i really dont have anything against little kids in the park, after all they are the future of the sport but what pisses me off is when they try to roll of the take off of a booter and end up falling and having ski patrol called up and closing the jump for like an hour... happened twice this year, so gay... in addition to that a mother did it to, fuckin tards
 
I hate when resort employees get mad at you for taking too many free saltines and ketchup. I thought they were "free", but I guess now only if you buy something. Hot water: 25 cents
 
1. lodge food. ( a burger should not be 9 bucks.)

2. I usulaly dont get annoyed when i ski, but the skiers/snowboarders who talk the talk but got noo walk.. then they just sit there on the in runs for half hours at a time, then they get up go around the hit and go back to the lift. i suppose its not a huge deal, they just get in the way if its busy.

3. other people telling me my tall tees look ridiculous and scolding me in the lift line.
 
been there, done that! its always the douscebag 20 year old college drop outs who smoke cigs when they ride too.
 
bugs the shit out of me. the 6 year olds snowplowing up the jump, not getting enough speed and either going back down the jump backwards or when they slowly go over the lip and ruin it. especially when you only have 3 jumps in your park and they are 20 feet at most
 
you do look rediculous
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I forgot all about that, stomping the snowboard as loud as possible in the line. Everyone look at me, i deserve lots of attention. They must really hate that snow that accumulates on top of the board.

2 years ago i was riding up with a friend. He says, "if you look over here your gay." so i'm like wtf... and i look over and he's pissing off the chair onto the trail below. This wasn't a secluded area either. I didn't know whether to laugh or be like "wtf".
 
aaawww i think those are so sick!

the only thing that ever bugs me is when im lapping the park, and theres a line of like 20 people before a jump/rail, and you snake the line and eveyone goes "wtf dude?? you cant just cut the line like that!! you fucking snaked me!!"

it just seems stupid to wait in line for a jump... just go when your ready

honestly, im pretty much happy as long as im out on the slopes and not in school or at work or injured or anything
 
How can anyone complain about skiing right now? haha I havent skiied since april besides the year I would kill to ski some gaper filled park right now ahhaa
 
Ahaha, up in whis on a pow day some old people were ragging on my for my tall tee and at the time very sagged pants (waist just above the knees). I then went on to stomp a decent sized cliff right under the chair while they were on it. I got chairlift cheers. It shut them up.

But foryls the only thing that really pisses me off is people who snake and people who sit in landings. I have landed on 3 people because of the aforementioned 2 things.
 
Cannot complain as of right now. But it will probably be the little kids in the park. Today was a dope day of hiking and I loved every minute of it. I am hoping that's how every season will be!
 
just imagine how boring your week/weekend would be without all this crazy shit happening on the hill, haha
 
When your jsut getting ready to hit a jump with a long in run and you get cut off by like 4 people and you finally drop and your getting that adrenline and someone else cuts you off so you have to ride back up the handle tow and wait to hit it again. I hate it.
 
when people insist on slamming the bar down with all their strength as soon as you sit down. I mean you wont fall off and hurt yourself with only a foot drop beneath you. just wait another 2seconds and warn us!
and secondly douche bag lifties who think they have the authority of police, yes you are trying to keep things in order but calm the fuck down! luckily this doesn't happen to often.
 
when dbags try to ride up with me and the lady. Sure if there's a line fill up the chair, but when there's no wait? gay.

I also hate lazy lifites who don't sweep the chair and I end up with a wet ass.
 
If you ride everyday, and its a day that isnt particularly great conditions and especiallyyy when its crowded, there are just more reasons to be pissed. But on a day where theres no one on the hill and theres 6 inches of fluff, nothing could make me mad then
 
I hate that instructors can get paid for playing video games and sleeping all day long when they have no lessons! UGH!

But, I LOVE my UPS man because he takes a hefty paycut to be an instructor at the mtn in the winter :-) So we can play in the snow together.....yippee ;-)
 
I went to the ticket window with my bandana over my face and my goggles down...it was well below freezing that day, probably about 15 degrees maximum. The old woman at the desk, behind the glass, in her comfy-ass heated room, says snarkily, "Are you going to rob me or what?" I was so close to saying, "Well I'm thinking about it now, bitch,"
 
i fucking hate it when the lift stops half way on a cold windy day and it takes the people who fell at the end forever to get the fuck outta they way
 
honestly you have just summed up all of my exact problems!

except the chair bouncing i never see too much of that but who knows

all thats happened to me so much
 
Pointing at a run to show my buddy the route we should take next as we're going up the chairlift.. "Hey man, so those trees over there actually open up pretty nic.." *BONK* chairlift bar to the back of the head without warning from the couple sitting next to us.
 
okay all of u fuckers are complaining about how ppl run over ur skis. well at mt hood ever summer when im waiting at mid point everbody run my skis over cause im a racer.
 
^ that is awsom you just made my day^

the only thing i hate most is when people think they can shred well enough so they go down a perfect pow run and realize a quarter of the way through that they cant to it so they slide the rest of the way down and take all of the powder with them,

and retarded parents who get in the way period.i dont care were you are on the mountain you dont have to take up a whole run to try and carve but you cant because you are going the speed of smell.
 
and remember every one that we all started out like that maby not as bad as some people but still pretty bad, we all wern't able to even ride skis right away.
 
Yes! I hate this more than anything.

One time I bent over to unbuckle my boots after I got on the lift when all of a sudden some old cunt slammed the bar down right on the back of my head. Needless to say that bitch got seriously raped (verbally of course).
 
racers who think their hot shit

people that hit your tips in the lines

girls that dont do anything in the park

racers in the park

gapers in general

boarders that do falling leaf

people who say extreme
 
When there's a huge line of kids waiting to hit a jump and you get to the kid who sits there for ever and then decides to just ride around the feature.
 
people cutting me off

but really, im out skiing and i dont give a shit most of the time. ill go around them and hit the next jump or if i can maintain my speed i give them a little test to see how scared they can get.
 
Sometimes if gapers are snowplowing down the park and getting in the way i get going super fast and see how close i can get to them without running them over.
have fun with it
 
i personally hate nothing about going skiing...i just like being out on the snow and doing my own thing...if ive gotta wait a few seconds to drop then so be it cause im FUCKING SKIING
 
When someone is standing in the landing of the jump blind until you've set your rotation and can do nothing but roll midair just to stop from landing on this kid. Then when you land you tweak your knee, I guarantee you'll be pissed.
 
Exactly, this i've found is the best solution. If people keep doing it to you, return the favor by stomping your tails on their skis or snowboard.
 
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