Lets make a parody

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Sufferboy

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lets remix im on a boat to im on a slope
this is where i am at

Awwshit, get your ski’s ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the pipe hit the fucking rail (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking coats
We riding this, let's go

I'm on a slope (I'm on a slope)
I'm on a slope
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm jibbin on the slope
I'm on a slope
I'm on a slope
Take a good hard ride on the motherfucking slope

I'm on a slope motherfucker take a look at me
Straight spinnin on a slope in the slc
Busting five corked, wind whipping at my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a slope

Take a vid, trick (trick)
I'm on a slope, bitch (bitch)
We drinking monster,
Cause it's so sick
I got my tall tee
And my steezey bindings
I'm flipping of jumps, you at bk
Straight flipping burgers

I'm riding on armadas , doing flips and shit
These ski’s are spinning , getting everybody all stoked
But this ain't NS, this is real as it gets
I'm on a slope, motherfucker, don't you ever forget
 
I was thinking for an edit next year I could imitate jay from clerks 2 imitating buffalo bill from silence of the lambs. I would have that song and put on some chapstick.
 
i know thats why im asking for help.
why dont you go make up another story about doing a girl at your 7th grade dance or something
 
why dont you read the actual thread before you talk?

whatever, all your doing is taking an already annoying song and making it even more homosexual

im not chirpin all im saying is good luck and have fun
 
I did read your thread you muff dived some chick that you liked at a party, and were high. you are just being a dick to everyone tonight. your acting like i did on NS when i was 15 i got banned for 2 months .
 
Awwshit, get your ski’s ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)

Everybody in the pipe, don't hit the mofucking deck (shorty, yeah)

And close your damn coats

We riding this, let's go

I'm on a slope (I'm on a slope)

I'm on a slope

Everybody look at me 'cause I'm jibbin on the slope

I'm on a slope

I'm on a slope

Charge a nice steep line on the motherfucking slope

I'm on a slope motherfucker take a look at me

Straight spinnin on a slope in the slc

Busting five corked, wind whipping at my coat

You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a slope

Take a vid, trick (trick)

I'm on a slope, bitch (bitch)

We drinking monster energy,

Cause it's so sick

I got my tall tee

And my full tilts

I'm flipping of jumps, you at home

Sewing quilts

I'm riding on armadas , doing flips and spins

Hitting tables swicth fucken octo grabin' to win

But this ain't NS, this is real as it gets

I'm on a slope, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

[T-Pain`s verse]

Never thought I'd be on the slopes

It's a white n' fluffly powdery road

Chris Turpin, trick tip meeeeeee

oh ooo oh ooo ohhhhhhhh

Yeah I'd never thought I'd see the day

When I'd ski the summer away

Believe me when I say

Camp fucked my bank cred

[Chorus again]

 
Awwshit, get your ski’s ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody on the mountain hit the fuckin park (shorty, yeah)
And sag you're mother fuckin goggles
We riding this, let's go

I'm on a slope (I'm on a slope)
I'm on a slope
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm jibbin on the slope
I'm on a slope
I'm on a slope
Charge a nice steep line on the motherfucking slope

I'm on a slope motherfucker take a look at me
Straight spinnin on a slope in the slc
Busting five corked, wind whipping at my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a slope

Take a vid, trick (trick)
I'm on a slope, bitch (bitch)
We drinking monster energy,
Cause it's so sick
I got my tall tee
And my full tilts
I'm flipping of jumps, you at home
Sewing quilts

I'm riding on armadas , doing flips and spins
Hitting tables swicth fucken octo grabin' to win
But this ain't NS, this is real as it gets
I'm on a slope, motherfucker, don't you ever forget
I'm on a Slope andI'm going fast andI got a dope crocheted hoodie that I made man I'm the king of the world on the slope like SimonIf you're a gaper, then you're sure not me ohGet the fuck up, this slope is real.
Fuck sand I'm on snow mother fuckerFuck cars I ride lifts mother fuckerI'm in the park with my boys mother fuckerChick be screamin my name mother fucker
Hey ma if you can see me nowDeep in Alaska searchin for some powGonna find my way to Chad's Gap some howLike Colby James West, My Friend's A PRO
[T-Pain`s verse]Never thought I'd be on the slopesIt's a white n' fluffly powdery roadChris Turpin, trick tip meeeeeeeoh ooo oh ooo ohhhhhhhhYeah I'd never thought I'd see the dayWhen I'd ski the summer awayBelieve me when I sayCamp fucked my bank cred[Chorus again]
Best I could think ofCould be better though
 
Take a vid, trick (trick)

I'm on a slope, bitch (bitch)

We drinking red bull,

Cause it's so sick (sick)

I got my tall tee

and my steezey bindings

I'm flipping off jibbers,

you at bk Straight flipping burgers.
 
starting a new one, its called "stiches ain't shit"

Stiches ain't shit...

Stiches ain't shit...

Stiches ain't shit but failin tricks

tighten your screws and duct tape your shit

Clear the fuckin jump cuz here I come

And i just keep spinnin and winnin till the next run.

I used to know a bitch named Tanner Hall

He was the cockiest motherfucker of 'em all

He ain't even as good as a skier from the north east

but he talks like a niggah from a Louisiana beach

That mofo challenged me and it was on

spinnin 12's and corks all night long

As long as his pussy ass spins were flat

Tanner couldn't touch me, my steeze was phat

and thats how i beat shaq

someone else finish that ^^^?
 
thats pretty sick so far but instead of

"Straight spinnin on a slope in the slc"

it should be "Flat spinnin on a slope in the slc".

but ya pretty legit.

 
i wrote "my friends a pro" to that song, and it pwnt symms and wests version.

let me grab it from word.
 
here's my compilation of all the best lines. to make a complete song.. (so far)

Awwww, shit. Get you're skis ready cause it's about to go down (shorty, jea)

Everybody in the pipe, don't hit the mofuckin deck

And sag your muthafuckin goggles

We ridin' this, let's go

i'm on a slope!

i'm on a slope!

everybody look at me, i'm jibbin on a slope

i'm on a slope!

i'm on a slope!

double cork twelve, on a mother fuckin slope

i'm on a slope, fuckin gapers, take a look at me.

flat spinnin, made a kicker, in the backcountry

bustin five corked, wind whippin at my coat

you can't cut off me muthafucka, cause i'm on a slope

take a vid, trick (trick)

i'm on a slope, bitch (bitch)

we drinkin monster energy,

cause it's so sick

i got my 4xl Tee

and my full tilts

i'm flippin off jumps, you at home

sewing quilts

i'm riding on armadas doing flips and spins

triple kink rail, or octo-grabbin' to win

but this aint NS, this is as real as it gets

i'm on a slope mothafucka, don't you ever forget!

I'm on a Slope and

I'm going fast and

I got a dope crocheted hoodie that I made man

I'm the king of the world on the slope like Simon

you just a gaper on blades, you fo sho not me oh

Get the fuck up, this slope is real.

Fuck sand, i'm on the snow mutha fucka

Fuck carrs and bikes, i ride the lifts mutha fucka

i'm in Breck, with my bros mutha fucka

Beezy's all screamin my name, mutha fucka

Hey man if you can see me now

Deep in Alaska searchin for some pow

Gonna find my way to Chad's Gap some how

Like Colby James West, My Friend's A PRO (
 
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Awwww, shit. Get you're skis ready cause it's about to go down (shorty, jea)

Everybody in the pipe, don't hit the mofuckin deck

And sag your muthafuckin goggles

We ridin' this, let's go

i'm on a slope!

i'm on a slope!

everybody look at me, cuz i'm jibbin on a slope

i'm on a slope!

i'm on a slope!

double cork twelve, on a mother fuckin slope

i'm on a slope, fuckin gapers, take a look at me.

flat spinnin, made a kicker, in the backcountry

bustin five corked, wind whippin at my coat

you can't pwn me muthafucka, cause i'm on a slope

take a vid, trick (trick)

i'm on a slope, bitch (bitch)

we drinkin monster energy,

cause it's so sick

i got my tall Tee

and my full tilts

i'm flippin off jumps, you at home

just sewing quilts

i'm riding on armadas doing flips and spins

triple kink rail, or octo-grabbin' to win

but this aint NS, this is as real as it gets

i'm on a slope mothafucka, don't you ever forget!

I'm on a Slope and

I'm going fast and

I got a dope crocheted beanie that I made man

I'm the king of the world on the slope like T Wall

If you not afterbangin, then you sure not me ahh

Get the fuck up, this slope is real.

Fuck sand, i'm on the snow mutha fucka (mutha fucka)

Fuck carrs and bikes, i ride the lifts mutha fucka (mutha fucka)

i'm in Breck, with my bros mutha fucka (mutha fucka)

Beezy's all screamin my name, mutha fucka (mutha fucka)

Hey man if you can see me now

Deep in A K searchin for some pow

Gonna find my way to Chad's Gap some how

Like Colby James West, My Friend's A PRO (WOW!)

 
You should change 'but this aint NS, this is as real as it gets'
To 'but this aint gnarshmallow, this is as real as it gets'
 
Ok scrap that. but this aint NS, this is as real as it gets
To but this aint Gnarshmallow, this as real as it gets
Dub post
 
i'd say change beanie back to hoodie..

and to add the ending that didn't work the first time

[T pain}

Never thought i'd be on a slope

it's a white and fluffy powdery knull

T-WALL, pass the pretzel's pleeeaassee.

ohh, ooo, ohh, ooo, ooooooooo

Yeah I'd never thought I'd see the day

When I'd ski the summer awayBelieve me when I say

Camp fucked my bank cred

 
i wrote a whole parody of it called "im from the boat". i live in steamboat springs, CO and were filming it all hd next winter. ull see it, and trust me its gonna be great
 
haha, this is pretty good. i think if you took the best lines out of all the ones everyones coming up with you could have some awesome shit. then you just have to make a baller music video!
 
the best advice i can give you is to stop now. because its not just what you wrote that sucks, its the whole idea. and for the record i dont need to make up stories about my seventh grade dance because it was awesome to begin with
 
haha im goin to windells for 2 sessions on friday and id totally make this with a bunch of footage from that lol
but i think the guy who started the thread should make a vid cuz it was his idea
 
Awwshit, get your ass ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)

Everybody in the room hit the fucking floor (shorty, yeah)

I'm going to choose a rape victim

I'm leaving now, let's go (bitch)

I'm in my room (I'm in my room)

I'm in my room

Everybody look at me 'cause I'm raping this drunk girl

I'm in my room

I'm in my room

Bitch, pull down your pants I'm inserting my penis

I'm raping this girl, don't take a look at me

Call the cops I kill you

Busting my load all over her face

You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm horny

Take a vid, you die

Take a vid, you die

Take a vid, you die

Take a vid, you die

Take a vid, you die

Take a vid, you die

Take a vid, you die

Take a vid, you die

 
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