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Love all the ingredients to pasta salad

Pasta

Fresh veggies

Dressing

But all combined together in pasta salad is fucking gross.

Too many textures in one place.
 
14537456:ASSholebomber22 said:
Macaroni salad opinion go
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It's a worse version of potato salad but it upsets the Italians so I guess I've got mixed feelings on it.
 
I recently bought one of those huge bottles of Valentina and I’m obsessed dude. I forgot how good it is. Also Valentina with ranch is a good dipping sauce for pizza..

14539669:MastePoleWhacker said:
Also salsa Valentina is the best hot sauce. That or the Trader Joe’s habanero sauce
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14539671:BradFiAusNzCoCa said:
I recently bought one of those huge bottles of Valentina and I’m obsessed dude. I forgot how good it is. Also Valentina with ranch is a good dipping sauce for pizza..
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I don’t support ranch on pizza but I could see that being an exception. I’m all about garlic butter on pizza, like how you can get at papa johns

I put Valentina on anything that needs more kick, it’s got such a good heat that isn’t overpowered by vinegar like Tabasco or Cholula
 
14539705:ASSholebomber22 said:
If you're insecure about phallic objects in and around your mouth just say that homie
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Not my gig to say the least but it sounds like your real into it so if i ever need sum ill hit your line
 
14539708:Liamsasd said:
Not my gig to say the least but it sounds like your real into it so if i ever need sum ill hit your line
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I'll throat the banana to the seed without breaking eye contact just to assert dominance
 
14539714:ASSholebomber22 said:
I'll throat the banana to the seed without breaking eye contact just to assert dominance
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Slowly move the banana closer, and closer then SNAP like a turtle
 
Tomatoes are the best fruit in the world. My friend was trying to say mangos are better and I just had to feel bad at the profound mental retardation protruding from inside of dome
 
14539744:Farmville420 said:
Tomatoes are the best fruit in the world. My friend was trying to say mangos are better and I just had to feel bad at the profound mental retardation protruding from inside of dome
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tomatoes are a great ingredient but a garbage standalone fruit.
 
14539668:MastePoleWhacker said:
Mayo is good on some sandos, it’s definitely not a dipping sauce though
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Dude I got some fries at a German style place, straight up gave me Mayo as a dipping side.

looked it up and it’s a Europe thing, weird people there.
 
14539744:Farmville420 said:
Tomatoes are the best fruit in the world. My friend was trying to say mangos are better and I just had to feel bad at the profound mental retardation protruding from inside of dome
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Mangos are too inconsistent for me. Sometimes it’s the best thing ever other times they are the tartest thing ever. Applies to other fruits too.

I can slam a container of grape tomatoes, and it will always be good.
 
14539772:muffMan. said:
Mangos are too inconsistent for me. Sometimes it’s the best thing ever other times they are the tartest thing ever. Applies to other fruits too.

I can slam a container of grape tomatoes, and it will always be good.
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I think most consistent overall best fruit is peaches
 
If you put ranch dressing on any food of any type ever, I will send you to Jesus.

It doesn't even belong on salad. Valueless paste.
 
Nah man you’re missing out. Mayo is amazing for dipping if it’s good Mayo. Even Utah has “fry sauce” everywhere which is just Mayo and ketchup. Just ask the other guy I tagged about Kewpie Mayo.

14539771:muffMan. said:
Dude I got some fries at a German style place, straight up gave me Mayo as a dipping side.

looked it up and it’s a Europe thing, weird people there.
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You’re wrong. It’s not sophisticated, it ain’t pretty. But it’s got its time and place.

14539779:PacificRimJob said:
If you put ranch dressing on any food of any type ever, I will send you to Jesus.

It doesn't even belong on salad. Valueless paste.
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14539817:ThaLorax said:
Carrots and peanut butter are a better combo than celery and peanut butter
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I'm not even going to fight this because I don't like either of those combos - and I love peanut butter with things.

I just think they go better with fruit than veg.
 
14539779:PacificRimJob said:
If you put ranch dressing on any food of any type ever, I will send you to Jesus.

It doesn't even belong on salad. Valueless paste.
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*extremely loud incorrect buzzer
 
14539876:CoolChillGuy420 said:
Ranch is a staple in anyones household who grew up poor and you will not take that from us, bucko.
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people try to look down their nose at ranch and then will take themselves seriously as they eat a million things with every kind of cream sauce known to man as if it's any different lol. take creme fraiche, it's basically sour cream except fattier haha
 
14539744:Farmville420 said:
Tomatoes are the best fruit in the world. My friend was trying to say mangos are better and I just had to feel bad at the profound mental retardation protruding from inside of dome
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tomatoes are fire, and even better they attract hilarious comments from retards who don't eat tomatoes cause tom brady doesn't or some similar dumb fuck idea
 
14540093:ASSholebomber22 said:
Emperor's new clothes except with rotting food
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jokes aside i feel the same way about some cheeses. people will eat something that smells like a foot (or other body parts) and tell you with a straight face that they love it

another good one is people who say they drink wine strictly for the taste. they might be the most delusional people on the planet
 
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