lets do lunch...

pretty my ass cheeks are a sandwich and in the middle is just nutella, then slide your sausage in and then sprinkle some mayo all over the nutella and afterwards ill eat the nutella right off your sausage but then ill finally realize that the nutella is actually shit from me shitting my pants for 3 days straight and the mayo is your sweet salty semen

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
no only your dirty little mind. have you been reading mine? if so your would so realize that ive been thinking about your dirty little penis inside my tight brown hole.

wanna seriously do lunch?

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
hhahahah!!! that was hilarious, simply hilarious

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triple it triple it trip-le-it 1! brrrrrrr cha cha cha cha cha cha cha

ba-dum-ching!
 
brandon, i got a fucken job. just because your a cum faced lemur doesnt give you the right to come into mommys thread and disrespect both him and i although a cum faced lemur would be pretty sexy but you just give cum faced lemur a bad name

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
haha lateralis has such an ambiguous sexuality ;)

Gravity sucks

Today I met my biggest challenge. I had to take a piss in a moving bus.
(My real ID is french_hucker)
 
Well, he sure knows what he wants.

Sarah
Reppin' 907

See me at www.SnoFox.biz

''gnothi seauton (know yourself)''
-Socrates
 
i hid under my parents bed while they were making sandwiches and some red sauce fell on me. i was 7 years old at the time so i ate it but now that i think about it, it was period blood that dripped off my dads dong

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
hahah, holy fucking god.

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- Ian

Home of the Rotating Signature
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'My girlfriend would just hit me, and then keep going, or do it back, and gross me out.' - ScratchCobra66, on farting during sex.
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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
^^that was the most disgusting yet most hilarious thing i have ever read. i can't stop laughing and gagging. hahahahahahaha

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triple it triple it trip-le-it 1! brrrrrrr cha cha cha cha cha cha cha

ba-dum-ching!
 
i put some bologna between my ass cheeks and flex.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

Sacadelic
 
dude that aint gross

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
ive always wanted mommy and lat to get together...theyre such a good match

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i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls

-skiingpimp

im native *beats a drum*

-ontarioskiingsucks

and i'm the government. *beats native over the head with drum and kicks him off his land. serves you right motherfucking shitty drummer

-EastCoastPride

TMC, JC, S3p
 
eww!, this thread is wrong, why do you do it mommy, although you didn't really ruin it, there's just to many sick bastards, yuck!

Listen To MORE Heavy Metal!!
 
i really wish i had not just read that

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WWW.SSKPRODUCTIONS.CJB.NET GO THERE

WWW.FLAT-EARTH.ORG

THE EARTH IS FLAT FUCKERS

 
i find this thread highly educational.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.

 
I never thought that there would come a day where celebrity couple gossip would be talked about, let alone created, on ns.

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Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but in the end, it doesnt get you anywhere. Write that down.
 
yes its official. mommy and i are now a couple. were expecting our first child on august 27th. mommy is starting to get a little tummy and its so cute. i listen to it every night and its so special to know that something i created with my super sperm is forming beneath his hairy stomach. he forces me to ejaculate all over his stomach when we bump uglies but im not really comfortable doing that, i mean jizzing all over your child?? i got over doing that 3 years ago

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
lane, have you ever had sex with a pregnant male??

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
well then what the fuck are you waiting for?? but before you hop on dont forget to bring the 'baby on board' sign. our blew out the window last weekend while mommy was giving me road head

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
not horrified, not stupefied, not rotflmao, but somewhere delightfully in between...

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Aujourd'hui pour être fun et bigarré, frais et bein formé, il te faut savoir à casser!
Le cassage est un art, ne le pourissez pas!

Là tu vois tu peux pas répondre: t'es amoli, déchiqueté, astiqué et complétement cassé!!!! a yé, t'es prêt a pleurer!

I'm an idiot, so don't mind me...Also, sarcasm is undetectable online...

I'm also a unique creation of God, just like everyone else...
 
where is my mommy? he hasnt posted in a while

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
he's still in your pants I think

Gravity sucks

Today I met my biggest challenge. I had to take a piss in a moving bus.
(My real ID is french_hucker)
 
im worried about him. hes never this late

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
^ Lateralis, I'm sorry man... I think he stood you up...

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
stef what about 221 and your other child are you just flushing them down the drain like semen stained kleenexes?

~Phunkin Phatt Phreeriders~

 
I saw Mommy at the cornerstore cashing in his food stamps for Camel Filters...

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

 
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