Let Me Give You a Grammar Lesson

blackoutbill

blackoutbill

Active member
After reading many a thread and seeing phrases like "your an idiot" I have decided that Newschoolers needs to get schooled on some basic grammar.
List the correct answer. Hopefully "faunt" kid isn't here to fail this (didn't he get banned?)

Now I know sometimes you're/your pressed for time and you don't want to make the effort to check you're/your post but you might lose/loose some lose/loose women if they think you are too stupid for them. Now, they're/there/their not trying to be mean, it is just that you need to go back to third grade to learn how to/too/two do this. Maybe your/you're teacher was not very good or maybe you spend too much time on the interwebs to/too/two care. You're/Your probably thinking about what a stupid post this is and how much bandwidth I've wasted, but you're/your in great need of a grammar lesson (some of you at least).
The first person to get 100% will have their name written on a cookie, and then a picture taken of me devouring that cookie in a fit of joy.
 
you're

your

lose

loose

they're

to

your

to

You're

you're

i did it really fast

So i hope i didn't mess anything up.
 
your

you're

loose

lose

their

two

you're

too

your

your

it's a fucking internet forum...what do you expect? this:

you're

your

lose

loose

they're

to

your

to

you're

you're

what really drives me nuts is when these get slaughtered in work emails, etc.
 
Now I know sometimes (username) is pressed for time and you don't want to make the effort to check their (adjective) post but you might (verb) some (adjective) women if they think you are too stupid for them. Now, the (noun) is not trying to be mean, it is just that you need to go back to third grade to learn how to (verb) do this. Maybe (username)'s teacher was not very good or maybe you spend too much time on the interwebs to (expletive) care. (Plural noun) are probably thinking about what a stupid post this is and how much bandwidth I've wasted, but (noun) is in great need of a grammar lesson (some of you at least).

This thread is now about madlibs.
 
Now I know sometimes you're/ pressed for time and you don't want to make the effort to check /your post but you might lose/ some /loose women if they think you are too stupid for them. Now, they're/ not trying to be mean, it is just that you need to go back to third grade to learn how to do this. Maybe your teacher was not very good or maybe you spend too much time on the interwebs to/ care. You're/ probably thinking about what a stupid post this is and how much bandwidth I've wasted, but you're/ in great need of a grammar lesson

Young man, you should probably learn how to properly use a comma.

(jk I suck at using commas)
 
Winner. I will have your cookie baked by Thursday.
I would put the next couple winners names on a less enjoyable cookie but I realized you could all just cheat off the first guy.

 
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