Legit story

[dizzasster12]

aight so me and my buddys were in a huge ass box van and we went to some major grocery stores were there were alot of peeople and i got down into my boxers and had my friend with socks and boxers and a white beater on and so we would pull up to like old people usually and ide jump out screaming save me and shit like that and had my buddy chase after me grabb me and throw me back in the van and peel out. ahahha one time we did this to an old lady and she almost had a heartattack maad funnny

 

[Jake...]

your cool

 

[TheButterHashira]

cool story hansel

 

[GURT]

hahhaha sounds like fun

 

[*DwC*]

did you lol afterward?

 

[grams.]

true story too.

 

[mothaeast]

props to your awesomeness

 

[Mod]

You're new to the site and I can already tell you're either:

A. A claiming douche

B. Some idiot with too much time on his hands and makes an alias.

 

[hurrisun]

i think you are gay

 

[grams.]

this kid really isn't an alias...just a douchebag that thinks he knows the ins and outs of NS

 

[dizzasster12]

a. you can get on your knees and blow me

b. you suck way to much dick and get fucked up the ass too much

c. no one gives a fuck wat you say

 

[smuggsVT]

no you didn't, your making up a story so people on the internet will think your cool

 

[dizzasster12]

not even kidding this is the gods honest truth

 

[EH_DUBS]

youve made like 3 threads in the last 20 minutes...

 

[doublexl]

wow thats original. jackass didnt do that or anything.

 

[skogenjake]

pics or it didnt happen

 

[TheButterHashira]

Is it hot in here, or is my body just completely covered in petroleum jelly?

 

[dizzasster12]

no they didnt actually watch the movie before opening ure mouth dumb fuck

 

[skiEER]

wow you are super cool

 

[TerminatorX]

such a legit story

 

[honeydip]

wow man mad props. definitely legit. ps, u get like +20 street cred for this. YA dude ur cool

 

[doublexl]

ummm watch the show you faggot. they do the exact same thing. so watch the show before claiming you dumb fuck.

 

[eastcoastsoloMAN]

sweet ur so cool

 

[quixotic]

my thoughts exactly.

 

[Crackaghan]

i think it the jelly