Legendary Alpine Crail

BoomBotix

BoomBotix

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I'm sure everyone knows about that massive Crail at the bottom of Alpine, at least all those who have ridden this year. Well this guy Nick (CalskierX) and I were hitting this today and we came betting terms on who would grease the whole thing first for a free meal. Two runs later, I greased the whole thing and Nick has a chance to tie it up. He catches and edge in the middle of the rail and flips upside down looking like face to rail, rib to rail combo ish. So I laugh my ass off, ski down and figure we're just gonna head out. Instead, Nick says f this...hikes it and greases it the next try. It was dope. Then he proceeded to cuss at the rail and throw his pole at it while an old lady is covering her ears from the profanity...it was illin.

*%*#(*@(@@@*$$*

...Just put it in you mouth.
 
oh yeah..and Nick's cheap ass buy me a meal, but wont buy drinks...what a doush!

*%*#(*@(@@@*$$*

...Just put it in you mouth.
 
haha, yeah, that sounds epic. I wish I could have been there.

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'Today I washed my shirt with my washboard abs. I didn't even have to take it off, I just poured water on the stain and scrubbed it on my abs.' (My little brother)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
^why do you have to trash talk!? Isn't this a forum where we're supposed to talk about skiing, whether it be stories, news, meeting or whatever. Don't be an ass because karma will have you taking it in the nuts on that crail next time you hit it.

*%*#(*@(@@@*$$*

...Just put it in you mouth.
 
^oh and could you have that medal for me... platinum plated...pronto, thanks.

*%*#(*@(@@@*$$*

...Just put it in you mouth.
 
Nick, the only thing you're lacking is bling. Hopefully burke will hook it up and you'll be steezin fo sho.

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'Today I washed my shirt with my washboard abs. I didn't even have to take it off, I just poured water on the stain and scrubbed it on my abs.' (My little brother)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
Whatever, fuck that guy. Anyway's mack dogg wtf man why arent you going up with us tomorrow.

'Bust it seth, YEAH DOG '
 
That's so tight you both own that thing now. Skogan can hardly get to the end of that thing it's a fucking beast. Tuesday and Wednesday is On-Snow at Sugarbowl so come demo 05's for free.

'I think these pants have really taken me to the next level' -Lief Storer

 
^ I'm pretty sure I saw Skogen on saturday..but I don't know for sure.

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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'skiboards look horrible on rails, they do however looking amazing over 15 foot tables.'

-mommy on snowlerbladlerering
 
yeah i have seen that guy, im not sure if its him. The kid look's young. He is good though

'Bust it seth, YEAH DOG '
 
Official tally of the C rail: Nick (2) Lief (3). Anyone who wants to keep a race going for most crail tamings is welcomed to join.

*%*#(*@(@@@*$$*

...Just put it in you mouth.
 
^Yeah, I need to go take some hits on that thing too. I'm in.

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'Today I washed my shirt with my washboard abs. I didn't even have to take it off, I just poured water on the stain and scrubbed it on my abs.' (My little brother)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
I broke my ski 2-3 days i was there,wich means he has hit it more. Im so gonna catch you when i get a trustworthy pair!

'Bust it seth, YEAH DOG '
 
Haha , its N's , me and lief have a shit talking battle going but were hella relaxed on the hill.

'Bust it seth, YEAH DOG '
 
Hey Lenzner, we are actually crazy nuts, it's just that you haven't been around Nick and I at the same time yet.

*%*#(*@(@@@*$$*

...Just put it in you mouth.
 
Notice the two threads I started are the biggest on the Regional forum!? Yeah baby yeah

*%*#(*@(@@@*$$*

...Just put it in you mouth.
 
Score is now Nick (4) Lief (6). Big props to skiMack, first day on it he nearly greased it.

*%*#(*@(@@@*$$*

...Just put it in you mouth.
 
^ Its the same one.

I still havent cleared that rail. I've only gotten barely halfway a couple times..I guess I just suck.

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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'skiboards look horrible on rails, they do however looking amazing over 15 foot tables.'

-mommy on snowlerbladlerering
 
Ive hit it maybe 100 times and im only rocking a 5% success rate,

Days ski'd :19 Brakes broken:6

'Bust it seth, YEAH DOG '
 
And whats with the gay Hints. You and taylor have been both letting them fly like bottle rockets. Speaking of wich i have a few hundred of them for the chairlift this winter.
 
I know this is a year old can't you see my posts in it Form last year? I was just saying that My thread is now the dominant presence in our region. Thanks anyway Captain Obvious.
 
yeah, reading the posts was kinda funny. It really brought me back cuz I don't even remember saying some of this crap
 
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