leftovers

i hate leftovers

my mom plucks my ball hair at night when im sleeping and glues them to her eyesbrows cuz she had a terrible camping incident when she was younger and her eyebrows never grew back, shes been doing this since i was 13 im gonna have to start chargin that fat bitch for my hair

-lateralis

 
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my mom plucks my ball hair at night when im sleeping and glues them to her eyesbrows cuz she had a terrible camping incident when she was younger and her eyebrows never grew back, shes been doing this since i was 13 im gonna have to start chargin that fat bitch for my hair

-lateralis

 
fuck we had ham last night..a HAM...i was so mad. so i went to the neighbours today for a sandwich it wasn't the same

-Chloe

skiing=radical

*think snow*
 
i think there should be an unwritten rule. only turkey on thanksgiving. and if you're vegetarian, then you can have a tofu turkey. but ham on thanksgiving is wrong

did that make any sense?
 
Ham on Xmas

on the first day of school i wok eup late at my friends house so i was hurrying really fast to get ready and i ran into her bedroom and i tripped over the wheeel on her bed frame and flew forward landing face first into a pile of her dirty thongs-Public_Enenmy0255

RIDEblunt

 
bhill has it, ham on christmas

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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
 
ya, there's just no debating it. Turkey on thanksgiving, ham on christmas, ham and/or turkey on easter. that's the way the world works.

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I'm so constipated I've become a prune juice conesuir (sp)

'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces

-lateralis

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'

-Dubya.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'

Robin Williams.

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
 
no, turkey for both... and prime rib xmas eve.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

16 to a real ugly fat girl but whatever beauty is but a lightswitch away - wiener
 
ya man, it almost seems like the leftovers are better then the actual meal!

-Matty

Kill his family and then at his funeral show him the videotape of you killing htem and then when he starts crying throw flour at him and shove poo in his nostrils. -Mikee talking about getting revenge on hackers
 
i always take leftover good for about a week

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
a week? My mom makes so much that we leave a week worth of leftovers out, and freeze the rest so we can enjoy it come june.

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I'm so constipated I've become a prune juice conesuir (sp)

'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces

-lateralis

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'

-Dubya.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'

Robin Williams.

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
 
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