Left the gaper zone

[_anderson_]

I am new to freeskiing as I have started at the end of last season, and I just recently became able to do a few certain rails (Up Sausage, flat wood rail, flat zig wood rail) and I'm super stoked cuz I don't look like a poser anymore going straight through the park at Granite Peak. Thanks to some of my ski buds for the support on leaving the Gaper zone.

 

[_anderson_]

If anything, way further ahead than opening night when I got raped by a a flat rail.

 

[UrbanYeti]

I've seen you at granite and you are still a gaper...

 

[Dobber]

The amount of Gapers at Granite is too damn high.

 

[_anderson_]

I've seen you at granite and you are still a gaper...

What kind of skis do I have?

 

[Dobber]

What kind of skis do I have?

I'm guessing LINE chronics. Seems like those are the ski of choice around here.

 

[UrbanYeti]

What kind of skis do I have?

2015 Armada Ar7's, why?

 

[_anderson_]

That wasn't me that's why, I ride Abangs

 

[JahLiam]

That wasn't me that's why, I ride Abangs

prove it

 

[_anderson_]

prove it

I have a low paying job I am 15 and I can't afford armadas my parents only bought my boots and bindings and pass

 

[UrbanYeti]

That wasn't me that's why, I ride Abangs

lol I read it as what skis do I, myself (urbanyeti) ride.

 

[_anderson_]

lol I read it as what skis do I, myself (urbanyeti) ride.

Oh

 

[Mr.noodle]

your profile says "2013 line traveling circus", but I'm not gunna say anything......

 

[d00d]

op is definitely still a gaper. Sorry bro try again next year.

It's all in good fun man. If you're out there not ruining the park by knowing what you're doing and not getting in people's way then who cares.

 

[_anderson_]

op is definitely still a gaper. Sorry bro try again next year.

It's all in good fun man. If you're out there not ruining the park by knowing what you're doing and not getting in people's way then who cares.

Yah bro, I'm not the person to get in people's way I just ski for the fun and my progression as a park skier.

 

[shin-bang]

people need to knock it off, let him be, weve all been gapers before ( and i still am) be supportive of those learning park. thats what makes skiing fun... is learning new tricks and shredding with your pals.

 

[_anderson_]

people need to knock it off, let him be, weve all been gapers before ( and i still am) be supportive of those learning park. thats what makes skiing fun... is learning new tricks and shredding with your pals.

Thanks bro, appreciate that. "Skiing is not serious" is the quote that I live by. It's all about fun.

 

[edai]

Thanks bro, appreciate that. "Skiing is not serious" is the quote that I live by. It's all about fun.

well thats fucking dumb because skiing is about 1. winning and 2. getting PAIDDDDDD

 

[.FRY.]

well thats fucking dumb because skiing is about 1. winning and 2. getting PAIDDDDDD

3. Getting bitches 4. Learning lencons 5. Having steez

 

[_anderson_]

well thats fucking dumb because skiing is about 1. winning and 2. getting PAIDDDDDD

Lol true, don't forget: 3. Being an asshole to lesser skiers

 

[Dobber]

well thats fucking dumb because skiing is about 1. winning and 2. getting PAIDDDDDD

You know what isn't winning?...Oregon football.

 

[bighomieflock]

Up Sausage

That's funny, your mom recently learned how to ride my up sausage.

 

[jackdonovan]

this seems thread worthy

OP = Gaper

 

[CalLich]

well thats fucking dumb because skiing is about 1. winning and 2. getting PAIDDDDDD

3. Getting bitches 4. Learning lencons 5. Having steez

6.?????

7. Profit

 

[drew.p.weener]

well thats fucking dumb because skiing is about 1. winning and 2. getting PAIDDDDDD

3. Getting bitches 4. Learning lencons 5. Having steez

6.?????

7. Profit

underpants gnomes are everywhere these days

 

[OzzyJ]

you know what they say, once a gaper always a gaper

 

[RudyGarmisch]

Nice work on the up sausage?

 

[losh]

Serious thought here. Do you think people like tom wallisch were ever gaped or did they just staple on ski is and slay?

 

[Shredsterr]

Up Sausage

Could you please explain to me what the fuck an up sausage is?

 

[skiersupreme]

Could you please explain to me what the fuck an up sausage is?

its an upward angled sausage that op was somehow able to slide his skis on.

 

[Shredsterr]

its an upward angled sausage that op was somehow able to slide his skis on.

That's gotta take a lot of meat, and a reinforced skin that doesn't wear down after repeated abuse from ski and snowboard edges. Whoever cooked this sausage OP speaks of must be damn proud.

 

[UrbanYeti]

your profile says "2013 line traveling circus", but I'm not gunna say anything......

Hasn't been updated. Ain't nobody got time for that

 

[wyatttheshredder]

Up Sausage

So thats what the kids are calling it nowadays..

 

[.FRY.]

Could you please explain to me what the fuck an up sausage is?

Get in the back of my van and ill show you

 

[Daski]

DO FUTURE SPINS

getting PAIDDDDDD

 

[_anderson_]

Get in the back of my van and ill show you

Fuckin A

 

[_anderson_]

One word: smartphone

 

[Filet-O-Fish]

This thread is dildos

 

[_anderson_]

I shouldn't have put "gaper" in the title

 

[.Hugo.]

its an upward angled sausage that op was somehow able to slide his skis on.

Slide his lips on*

 

[Dobber]

Rainbow Rail, Flat Up Rail, Flat Rail, 20' Down Rail, WHAT THE FUCK IS AN UP SAUSAGE? , Mini Pole Jam, waterfall rail. elbow rail, 30' square down rail, 30' dow rail, double kink rail, and down flat rail.

 

[_anderson_]

Rainbow Rail, Flat Up Rail, Flat Rail, 20' Down Rail, WHAT THE FUCK IS AN UP SAUSAGE? , Mini Pole Jam, waterfall rail. elbow rail, 30' square down rail, 30' dow rail, double kink rail, and down flat rail.

I don't fuckin read the names I just heard my friend call it an up sausage idk he was more than likely high

 

[Thatdp]

I don't fuckin read the names I just heard my friend call it an up sausage idk he was more than likely high

Dude your friend was high!? What was he thinking!!! He's throwing his life down the drain. Do you think that people like bdog, edollo, thall, and Jossi wells got to where they are by doing drugs!? Fuck no, prostitutes that's what got them to the pros, prostitutes bro.