'15 years old... you cant even take the girl anywhere... you have to get laid in the back of your... bicycle? or bring your parents along... or get a ride... hey mommy, i need a ride over to my bitch's house so i can fuck her' - Josh
'i like whistler, where you can hit on 14 year olds'- Mr Timmmaty D. (telling me he gets indimidated by 30 yrs old women)
'Nobody spends more time on his knees than George W. Bush.' - Shaggy
If you ski in Massachusetts join the Mass-ive Cult, message me and you're in!!!!
THE WORST PART ABOUT BEING ATLANTASKI IS BEING A IGNORANT RED-NECK
'... Osama Bin Laden then closed the video with this statemeant 'I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!!!' which show us all he does is sit around and watch TV' - John Stewart
first i twist left, but usually i am so high in the air i got plenty of time to do another twister, so then i twist to the right. so i guess both ways for me
'Hahha, I like the humpie guy! He's funny. I forget his name again even though he told me. But I know he has a humping icon and is funny like pizza.' -SDot