Left Ass Cheek Ripped Open

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Marg

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Has anyone heard about the Mike kid from High North Session 5 who got nine stitches on his left ass cheek from the s rail. It was so harsh there was so much blood it ripped him open so badd hope you get better brother good rippin at HN

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i would guess that it happened on the s-rail

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His cheek must have kindda exploded open from the pressure from the rail on impact. I can imagine that must hurt a bit :-S

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ouch....now hes cheek will be flat

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my bro tore his asscheek open on a sharp stick at Panorama. He wasn't a bitch though, he just duct taped it and went out drinking that night. It was great, his longies were just soaked in blood. Looked like he got raped by a sasquatch.

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i bet his edge on his ski ripped it open some how, a kid from momentum seshion 2 was sent home, becuase his ski riped his leg open, his boot was filled with blood, he got like i dono how many but it was pretty harsh

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he was skier sliding the first curve of the s rail and when he shifted his wieght from c to c he slipped out and banged his ass on the side of the rail. There on the side of the rail was a piece of metal bent out that holds the wood onto the center of the rail and thats how he tore himself a new hole

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Call The police he has no pants

High North Session 5 here I come

Johnny Moseley can do anything

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yeah hornbeck!

Stacie: 'Aren't you going to open your gift?'

Wayne: 'If it's a severed head, I'm going to be very upset.'
 
He was bummed, last day and poised to make it a good one. He kept telling patrol to just put a bandage on it and he would ski the rest of the day. The guy was like, 'Yeah sure buddy. You are going to need a few stitches.' Mike's inner liner was soaked in blood as his pants were down around his boots and his leg had streams of blood coming down. He was a trooper. At least he was able to throw down all week. Get better quick man!

 
shit that guy killed at tyrol! it sucked he got kicked off the 2 kickers for almost hitting some injured guy

 
haha yeah that was soooo funny mike was all like yeah whatever its my last day i need to ride

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i ripped my... nevermind... get better buddy!

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yea, thats would hurt

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thats so fucking bad.. damn now im scared for my ass

i pee on ur face but i dont care..

i take off ur little sisters underwear

shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee

so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.

shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.

r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
 
are u sure it wasnt just that his skies stabbed him? cuz that happened to somebody 3rd session

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hell at least he didnt tear his sack, that would be the worst...

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^ ive done that mountain biking, too big for me to handle jump, throw in a no footer, results in seat breaking off and my sac catching on seat post. left side ripped open. very bloody, most scared ive been in my life. didnt need stitches, it healed fully on its own. (thank god)

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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
did anyone here see that thign abotu that SBer cutting his ass open on a rail at the cutters cup in 2002?

and akid i know ripped his sack open on a skatebaord

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whats in your sack then, wouldnt your balls fall out if it wasnt stitched?

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^ it was like a 2inch long rip above the nut. flexie skin so i could see some weird white and red shit in there. i was gonna save the bloody boxers but my dad threw it out after i told him i used it for a bloody nose i had.

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My buddy over-rotated a backflip off of copper mountain's demo-air hit. He landed on his ass and just thought he hurt his tailbone. Went home and tried to dull the pain by getting blazed, he gets up and notices a pool of blood on his chair, ripped his ass cheek open, funniest shit ever, 3 inch gash on his ass and he didnt notice for 4 hours!

keepin it fresh since 97....
 
haha the wierdest thing tho is his friend who he went with got hurt on day two he messed up his elbow really bad too, thier room was bad luck.

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FACTION SKIS...

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no offence skiierman, bu tits weird that you tried to keep a bloody pair of boxers

eddie stevens is cool, hey my name is eddie
 
i know a guy who ripped his nutsack open on a kink rail, then got stitches. then the cut got infected. now that would suck

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this kid that i skied wiht tryed to snowsk8 down this A fram cabien and all the snow slided and he ripped a hole throguh his snow pants and jeans under neath and came back to the cabien and was sitting on a towel adn he got up adn it was all blood lol it was nasty like 3 inch deep and he just put a band aid on i tlol

 
^beauty spelling, but man having your nutsack infected after ripping it open would be a little bit of a dilema.

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^^ya i was talking to defy and they might hook me up with a t-shirt and some condoms. -Lj5

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stevens34, bragging rights man. if you cant show the battle scar... well in this case it fully healed, you show a reference to it in this case the torn, bloody boxers.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
for sure its all about the battle scars i got 60 stiches in my leg once and just got another 10 on my other leg and last wekk 10 on my tor i am accident prone

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yeah that srail at HN is burutal i almost nutted myself on it twice and i saw alot of other ppl almost 2 and one guy did at sesh 4

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