Leaving presents in the toilet

[Pisces]

Hey NS. I'm an RA and am having issues with residents not flushing the toilets after using them. It's pretty gross and makes the bathroom smell. I've e-mailed them once about it and apparently still have some people who didn't learn when they were 3 to flush the poopy down the hole. I want to make a funny sign of some sort that is clean and humorous to remind people to flush. The problem is I am not artistic and only have MS paint at my disposal. A few things I was thinking of was an Uncle Sam or Smokey the Bear public service announcement. Can anyone with some art/photoshop skills throw me a bone and help make something that will get the point across?

 

[Shark.]

no one will pay attention to smokey the bear telling you to flush.

shit in their pillow cases, that should show them you mean business

 

[eljusto.]

I have terrible experiences with people not flushing. From just plain old nasty shit to some of the weirdest things I've ever seen. For example in middle school there was a shit the size of a foot long subway sandwich. I had to get the janitor to remove it cause it would overflow if I flushed it, I feel for that guy to this day.

 

[BROSEIDON]

Welcome to college, this sunday when I woke up the exit signs were backwards, there were dicks drawn everywhere on the walls in sharpie, every piece of paper was ripped down, there was a blood trail in the hall and puke everywhere haha

 

[soulskier]

lock the doors

 

[MADmex]

just lock the bathroom and make em walk somewhere to go.

 

[Laurent.]

Give me a couple of minutes, I may have a little idea.

 

[k-fred]

ANOTHER POOP THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[seanahue.]

"please flush the toilet, you do not want others stealing your best work" or "wine gets better with age, your stewing shit doesn't... please flush"... courtesy of yahooanswers

 

[Laurent.]

It's a bit rough since it's pretty late over here and i'm slightly intoxicated but anyway:

 

[k-fred]

http://shitsenders.com/send him the ammount of shit you flushed and write a note:each time you don't flush you'll get a present

 

[mnfreeskier]

i rather like this suggestion

 

[Cufe.]

 

[Shukovski]

Quoting for awesomeness.

I want your designing skills.

 

[gaku]

a bit off-topic i guess, but....i work at a cafe that has a sign in the toilet saying: "we aim to please. you aim too, please".

 

[timmi]

This is the sign in my schools bathroom.

Yay multicultural school!

 

[MADmex]

hey what program did u use to make this? its pretty dope +1 for this

 

[Laurent.]

Adobe© Photoshop© and Illustrator© CS5©, what else?

 

[GrabsForFun]

The tentacle one is GOLD!

 

[Blurst]

hahah you are an RA? damn that sucks

 

[Mister.F]

hahaha i love this thread. ppl leave shit in our bowls sometimes too, naasty

 

[ryantheconnolly]

heres an idea. make a poster with various pictures of poop and then a caption like "if you want to look at poop, here you go, but please flush the toilets"

 

[SterlingArcher]

i dont know how blunt u could be in college?...... but this is what we did in the military. simply stated.

 

[Cufe.]

this is in a friends dorm hall

 

[MADmex]

ahahahhahahaha tooooo goood

 

[Peter.]

those are all fake, people can easily make them. they were at our school and just about every other college in the world