I'm going off to school in about a week, I'm sooo stoked it's ridiculous.  I can't wait to get out of my house, think about it, you are living on your own, far away from your parents, but they are paying for most of it.  Have fun with it bro.
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Jeff:  Hey Geoff, did Ronny tell you not to wear any boxers so he could rape you better?
Geoff:  No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.
'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')
'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)
'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)