Well, shit, you're so right, it's not skiing.
And hey, doing a trick before the competition is not competing either, so quit being a pussy and practicing tricks before the event, and while we're on the subject of cheating, quit hitting jumps to make it easier to get airtime.
Since you are so "core", you should really never do any tricks, until the time of a big competition, at which time you should ollie off of a natural feature and throw some huge rotation/flip that nobody has ever attempted before, sticking the shit out of it first try and revelling in your state of hardcore radness.