hahaha yes!
anyways, you should do alot of finger exercies to help with your dexterity, fast scales both up and down all over the fretboard will help your fingers stretch and get used to the stretching, a very important factor in playing guitar. Start out easy, i reccommend looking up theme songs on a tab website and learn some of those. If your gonna try to learn a full song, take an easy approah\ch to it and break it down into parts, dont get frustrated and just focus on learning each part and putting them together. Remember, it is frustrating but patience and practice are key.