"LAX Bros" at school.

I hate fucking lacrosse its the gayest sport ever and I played it (being goalie it sucked dick.)

I just needed to be a 3 sport athlete first few years of HS for college and everything since i went to a super competitive HS and didn't get good grades had to compensate with sports and a couple clubs. Glad I didn't play varsity jr and sr year since I'd have been a backup and just got drilled in practice with shots.

My freshman year I dipped midseason to go skiing in Colorado during April break. And sophomore year I fucked off for a month to Russia for a study abroad trip. Obviously the coaches weren't impressed but fuck them.

I really wish I was blessed with the athletic ability and hand eye coordination to hit pitching above 80 mph. Baseball is a much better sport lacrosse is gay and if I had been good enough to play varsity baseball at my HS I'd probably also be a much better golfer.
 
in honor of this thread i wore sperry's, mid calfs, pastels, a lax shirt, and strung my head through out school today
 
Some little Asian kid rubbed the back of my head with a lacrosse stick today and I turned around and gave him a dirty look and he said "Oh I thought you were my friend."
 
HAHA +k

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Yep, happens at my school.

On a field trip today some kid actually brought his stick around with him for the whole day, even though the school kept a room locked with everybody's stuff.
 
the lax bros at my school like to wear sweat pant wear tall socks stuff the bottom of the pants into the socks and top it off with sperrys. they also always wear those stupid jackets and even when it isnt the least bit sunny wear sun glasses and the little string thing... even though our lax team is really good they get no support. when the lax bros show up to any party they always bring shitty beer and must blast mac miller. i find baseball players worse though.
 
One of my favorite videos ever, even though i no longer play lacrosse I laugh every damn time he says " Im very affluent."
 
hahahaha wait so because you sucked dick at all sports you think its shitty? oh and I'm a goalie too. If you weren't such a fat shit and could play the position you wouldn't get hit with the ball. Amazing how you can associate being gay with a sport that is completely the opposite.
 
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