Lawnmower Upgrading

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NiTeHaWk4787

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my friend got these 2 ride-on lawn tractors for free, so hes giving me one and we need to pimp them out, so were gonna open the headers, reverse the pulleys (for speed rather than torque), drill a hole in the intake and direct some nitromethane into the cylinder, and give it an open exhaust. try to pimp that shit Xzibit. anyone got another idea of what we can do, we gotta have a drag race or something. *gasp STREETGLOW

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You trippin like R Kelly at a girlscout meeting
 
hey, im just a common guy looking for a mode of transportation. actually i want to blow up the motor, hense the nitromethane hehe. nah i wanna see if messing with this thing is even really that possible

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You trippin like R Kelly at a girlscout meeting
 
that sounds so boss man, you should get some bigger tires.

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vive la Thurgood, Scarface, Brian and Kenny
 
you gotta leave the mowers on tho. that'll make it way cool. Buy a big racing spoiler, and throw it on the back. magnetic flames. racing seat cover. clip on spinners (if you can find the small ones) and last but not least, ferrari red leather steering wheel.

'kind of like semen covered breasts???'

-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.

 
try and jack it up and get some big ass shocks that will fit and bigger wheels so its all jacked up like a monster truck

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curb feelers and those trucker mudflaps with the chrome outline of a woman

Cats. the other white meat.
 
take the engine and bore out the cylinder heads, then put some larger pistons in for extra power

take the mower deck/blades, and linkage out for less weight (actually will help)

new gas lines for better flow, acid bath the carbuerator, and clean out the fuel injector for better firing, also new sparkplugs, oil filter, and especially the air filter, u would be suprised how shitty things run with a bad air filter

ooh, and i mowed lawns forever at the local country club, haha so im not making it up

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