Lawnmower DUI

link it im too lazy, hahaha but on pbnation one of the guys got a dui on the way back from a party because he was riding the girls little brothers heelys and the cop considered them "rollerskates"... he had a court date
 
OVI i believe (operating a vehicle while intoxicated?) or somethign like that, but yeah you can get one if you're drunk and on anything with wheels pretty much, i wonder if you can get one if you're on a skateboard or skates. and didnt andy dick just get one on a bike?
 
my grandma got a CUI...canoeing under the influence..the cop didnt actually cite her but he pulled her over on a lake in new york that doesnt even allow motors on the lake
 
man im robo tripin hella bad right now and when he was sitting on that tractor and says iv been drinkin all day then stands up and the cops says what r u doing and he replies i gotta pee ! i almost died , hahahahhahahahahaha
 
I am not to sure about the realness of this, because even the most inbred dumbass redneck would know better than to piss in front of a cop, and say the things he did.
 
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