Latest lie you've told

[Sneaky_Aziz]

I lied to my parents about being sad that my gf dumped me. Fucking good riddence to the sloot, but i just wanted thm to buy me some shit

 

[Algebra]

u self centered whore

 

[SlimDunkin.]

Sick.

 

[skitheWest.]

inb4 cool story bro

 

[maximiliaan]

lied to my parents that i was following all classes on college and earned every point i could get, at the end of the year i had 4 ofthe 65 points got kicked from college, parents forgive me, did it again... now im working fulltime for an 6$ an hour job.... why didnt i just follow those classes?

 

[Amadeus.]

I lied in gym class today. I was hit with a dodgeball and I claimed it didn't touch me. Dumb shits believed it. BADASS

 

[1337]

 

[cow.]

i told my parents i got 70 percent, but i actually got 67.5.

 

[vinny0]

I told her I was wearing a condom.

 

[1337]

while I laughed, hopefully you know thats considered rape

 

[Jane6]

"awh man, woke up with a fever, so cant come to today's lecture"

 

[sherwood4099]

Your parents buy you things when you break up with girlfriends? Have them adopt me if you will hahah

 

[Lavieille]

 

[Amadeus.]

exactly

 

[Jib-Ninja]

Lmao...is this really rape? Fucking sex laws are so lame. "Oh you cant sleep with a 13 year old just cuz your 18" fucking Merica......

 

[Jane6]

lost. Lost hard.

 

[danderson.]

Latest lie would be that this thread is very interesting and is beneficial to the progress of the Newschoolers community.

 

[CheddarJack]

Met this chick. Turns out she knows of a chick I know pretty well. Chick said chick seems nice and asks if chick was, I said yeah the chick's cool. Chicks actually a bitch.

 

[Abc567def]

I told this girl that it was her that shit the bed

 

[PlaygroundRapist]

I don't have herpes, trust me girl.

 

[.JPolster]

 

[inactive]

im volunteering at this high school and i told the teacher whos class i was working in i had a job interview and had to leave early but really i was just tired

 

[Corin]

That I was studying. I wasn't.

 

[midwestpowhunter]

Hahaha I was on ns sitting in my car in a parking lot and my future mother in law called me twice in a row and I ignored both calls bc I was to busy in nsg finally she honks her horn and yells out think window to me hey are u ducking my calls? So I lied and said I was emailing a teacher about an incorrect grade. Haaha

 

[Steve-Brown]

vibes and good luck man

 

[VT_scratch]

"nice to meet you"

 

[PJS.]

That my back was fine. I could barely walk.

 

[POHTAYDO]

I lied that I was doing my work during study hall... That is all.

 

[BmoChop]

"Yeah, I'm fine, just tired, it's nothing"

 

[Nathn]

Because your parents are rich and you have no idea of the worth of a dollar.