Lateralis

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1080chubs

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i'm very disturbed right now. for you see, i read lateralis' posts and then i read what people say afterwords, usually along the lines of 'eww why does everything have to have sexual remarks to it?' and everyone that says that is a new member (has been around for about 1-4 months. frankly, lateralis' comments are a work of art, and he's not just a 'member' of this site, he's famous. so trying to shut him up is deffinately stupid, you know its funny, so just laugh, stop trying to act like you're offended

 
^Word, Lat is my hero...and I'm serious about that. His use of ''anal'', ''jizz'', ''ass to mouth'' is truely a magnificant use of the english language.

Smuggs kicks ass

Fat skis, Tight trees
 
i can't help but agree^^

There's plenty of room for all of God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes.

I'd rather be rich than stupid.
 
you know, there are only a few people on ns that i would have a desire to meet in person, and lat is one of them. just out of sheer curiosity. who is this man?

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
^exactly, he's an artist

yeah, i would like to meet him too, i wonder what he looks like... anyone know?

rent a porn and whack the night away. just dont eat cheesies at the same time then your dick will get stained with orange and that shits a bitch to get out. i once scrubbed for 4 hours straight with an s.o.s pad and i did was make a bloody hole in my dick so now my gf snorts blow from the hole

~lateralis
 
I agree. Whenever I read one of his posts, I find it extremely funny, even if it is a bit disturbing. This guy is the man. Let him work his art.

Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski.
What else is there?
 
haha i want to see a picture, he should post one...

rent a porn and whack the night away. just dont eat cheesies at the same time then your dick will get stained with orange and that shits a bitch to get out. i once scrubbed for 4 hours straight with an s.o.s pad and i did was make a bloody hole in my dick so now my gf snorts blow from the hole

~lateralis
 
Go to worldsex.com, and then I think you'll have an idea what goes on inside his head. The man is brilliant.

big whoop wanna fight about it?
 
Lateralis is the SHIT, no matta whut ne 1 says, he's my idol. i dont even know if the guy tries to be funny. but i dont think he's ever said sumthin and not made me laugh, so props buddy, your my hero, i luv you Lat

Save A Mouse, Eat A Pussy
 
I met him. I walk different now. He has a moustache similar to the Florida panhandle. His mom makes great guacomole with nothing.

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

 
i totally agree, he is absolutely hilarious, but dont you think ur takin it too far?? he could be a 10 yr old fat kid that sucks at skiing and nobody likes... has nebody actually met the guy??

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guys he's 20 or 21, fucktards.

look at my sig, I know the guy preety well

Matts a whore and we all know it haha- Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic

NS Historian
 
lateralis is 'The Shakespeare of NS', he's a beautiful person

Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner???
The drunk speeds through the stop sign and the stoner waits for it to turn green
(My real ID is french_hucker)
 
Lateralis is the permanent member of the month...

-Alex-

Rock the Steeze

Representin the 212 and 607
 
^word to that...lat always impresses me with new words and stories

member 9020

newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'maybe i shold turn lesbien and get the girls'-misty7 'i can have sex with the snow'-misty7 on how winter will end his lonelyness

LOGIC HEADWEAR
 
fuck you freeskier, change your damn icon

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

'quebec is the mexico of canada'-ride_like_fire

'g-dogg is a d-bagg'-DAMICO
 
ahh freeskier is a flamer...get your own fucking icon you unoriginal shit

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witty cent is now live on stage!
 
haha he posed as lateralis. that's funny

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'I've been so unlucky today. Honestly, if it was raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a 12 inch dick. God is angry with me.'
-Anathema

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'girls are cruel and unusual, like pouring acid into a cat's ear'
-NoTeefa
 
Imagine if Laterials is just a 12 year old kid on here... that would be amazing but a huge dissapointment

word

I Heart Skiing
 
I don't think his comments are all that funny, maybe when you guys pass the 8th grade you won't find the word, 'penis' or 'jizz' funny anymore

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
I renember back in grade 4 when we first started human sexuality, and when the teacher said penis and sticks, and vagina all in the same sentence, I nearly lost it, and I probably pee'd my pants too, I did that alot back then.

do the chickens have large talons?
 
O FUCK THIS! is this a new fade?

Matts a whore and we all know it haha- Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic

NS Historian
 
ive allways kinda wondered if lat is just some 12 year old kid that just sits on his computer all day jacking off and making posts on here, like hes probably just some fucked up little pervert

 
Lateralis... Hes the best... so fuckin funny. I remember my first time on the forums i clicked on a thread he was um, actively engaged in and it was very comical.

 
Yo fuck all you copiers. LAteralis is what happens when u grow up in hickville, canda.

Last year I was skiing switch down a groomer and I went by a chinese father and his son and they both started laughing at me -Parkboy
 
lat seems to be a little off his game lately. I dont know why. I think that he might be running out of material. Penis, pussy, and porn jokes can only be funny a certain amount of times. I still think that he can be humorous though.

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Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but in the end, it doesnt get you anywhere. Write that down.
 
damn i wonder if a guys ass can ever hurt from being kissed so much.

and utah i agree with you, lat just isnt a funny as he was in the past. but to all the newbs on this site the material is fresh. so i know your reading this lat, keep doing what your doing and put people in their place

Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

 
jessbuff...haha its jusst sucha good name...jessbuff

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HAHAHA YOU BITCHES MY DADS LAWYER, MICHAEL J KAUFMANN IS ALREDY INVESTIGATING LATS POSTS ON NS AND WILL TAKE LEGAL ACTION

APPARENTLY I CAN ALSO SUE NS for condoning harrassment AND SHUT THIS FUCKIN SITE DOWN! -ATLANTASKI
 
ahhaa yeah im 14 years old alright

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
Lat is god. Newbs suck. I like NS. SEX

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i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls

-skiingpimp

im native *beats a drum*

-ontarioskiingsucks

and i'm the government. *beats native over the head with drum and kicks him off his land. serves you right motherfucking shitty drummer

-EastCoastPride

TMC, JC, S3p
 
^yea i was just going to say that, same with some of mommys posts

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Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

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'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
i wana see a picture of lat. everytime i see his namei think of a fat 40 year old rapiest but he could be a prepubecent 12 year old

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i see him looking like the guy in his icon

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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
^same

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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
 
first get your shit together fools. stef is 21 (i think) hes an uncle, lives in kap and i remember him saying the only person hes ever met from here was pipe_munky. so obvioulsly none of you know him like you say you do.

second yes hes funny but all the ass kissing and worshipping is dumb so shut up

third i agree with mikee, cj's a pimp allong with k2skeepimp, alpentalik, the PPP doods and all the other kats that used to roam these boards.

gooday

~Phunkin Phatt Phreeriders~

 
lat is lat. you cant change that

And get this, on the news the other day they did a big story about old people dropping dead from heat exhaustion. They urged my community to donate fans to keep them alive!! Tell you what, I'll donate my pubes to shove in their mouths, but I'll be damned if I donate anything electrical or useful. - random net person that i found on a site shown to me by apple

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