Last year to hit Chad's Gap and Pyramid

for some super rad backcountry touring dude whos way cooler than everyone on this site you sure seem to spend A LOT of your time coming on to this website and going out of your way to make yourself seem better than everyone. youre an insecure dweeb and you ski like one too. ive seen some of your shit youve posted and you ski like a beater if ive ever seen one. you should spend less of your time hiding behind a computer screen and hating on the internet and more time working on them pole plants bud. maybe get some pussy or something, all i know is your life seems miserable.
 
Fucking why do you come here. Look at yourself dude. You're a 55 year old man with an online username that includes the number 420. You spend your free time browsing an internet skiing forum insulting kids that are maybe 1/3 to 1/2 of your age. Your greatest accomplishment in life is winning some stupid backcountry skills contest. You're pathetic. Enjoy your remaining days farming your little wiggles up in your super secret locals only stashes brah. I estimate you've got maybe 5 years remaining before your poor old knees can't take the ascents anymore. Is your ego going to be to big to head back to the resorts when that happens grandpa? But don't get me wrong. Please keep posting your horribly worded insults. I really enjoy watching Mitch and Heff shit all over you when you do. Now go ahead. Rip me a new one. I'm an 18 year old high school student and I've never been in the backcountry. I hope you have fun with me, I'm really going to enjoy this.

Also, I think your shift key might be broken.

BWAAAAAAHHH.
 
litteraly...give him a doob and he will sit on his ass for so long you will get anywhere 100x faster
 
the only thing you have to say back doesn't even make sense? wtf...ohio wally tamrich gargle off what???...you talking about a walleye fishing contest or the vivid memory you have of yourself sucking off all the cold hot dogs behind the 7/11 one night?

and damn "blog boy" I don't think I've updated a blog in over 2 years..are you really digging that deep to try to get at me?

sorry old man I don't have the money to put on racing you up the slopes because while your running your mouth on a newschoolers forum I'm wayyyyy to busy pumping all of my hard earned cash over the past decade into the UAC...and quite frankly I don't have the time to lap 500 ft of vert 15x a day so I can tell all my cool TGR adult broooooooos that I climbed 7500 ft in one hole day and made it home before people even showed up to the trail....

quit preachin to the choir and go back to the monotony of what you make of life and leave us

alone...merry christmas

 
Heff who are you trying to impress with that sig???? Why would you even have that turd of a blog in your sig??? Are you trying to impress the tammy walriich fanboyclubGrabbed some demo binders off the fischer rep and they don't know who the fuck you are or why you're trying to pretend like your spancered? Did you get a free sticker???

Whenever your ready to pony up the $$$$$ let me know perhaps a beacon drill for $50 to start.

 
^ don't even talk. You're always claiming that DPS shit just because you're a crusty old dude who hangs out there from time to time. Even if you work for them, you do the absolute worst job of representing a company that you care about.

It really does blow my mind that you still post here. I think you've made your point, now move on.
 
dude you're a fucking joke! haven't updated that thing in a year and 7 months (2 seasons ago) why are you hung up on shittty old blog that I haven't deleated from my sig because I forgot it was even there!

Glad you've been researching me and sound like you have an obsession with Tom as well...I think we're both like half your age....JOE PATERNO LOOKIN ASS!

I don't go through the rep nor do I know him either..another homie is hooking me up with gear so I figured it would be kind gesture to put their link there to encourage people to go to their website and potentially buy their gear..simple idea to me..

If ya need a few stickers get at me ;)

sorry gotta spend my money on college...whatchu know about that?

and before you rip on my blog posts..learn how to use a camera and export correctly

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i can only imagine how that conversation went

"hey mr. fischer rep, do you know of a kid named matt heffernan? yeah he's about 22 years old, we've gotten in an argument on newschoolers..."

"newschoolers? isn't that the freestyle ski website that kids go on?"

"yeah he was making fun of me and i really didn't like it, and so i did some extensive research and through my investigation i found that he claims to be riding for you guys and i just wanted to verify that so i had more leverage in our super serious internet debate"

"aren't you like 50 years old?"

"..."

 
and mr sfbv420.0, before you go ahead and pack that stone age piece pipe of yours full of tanner's brain food to do some research on me, i'll go ahead and save you that trouble.

for one, you might assume i'm the ski photographer dan brown, who you may or may not have heard of. off the bat, you're wrong. i'm not. we're two different people.

then you'll check my profile, notice that my home mountain is mount snow. you'll probably conjure up some incoherent shit about how i'm an east coast park rat, that one will cut real deep.

you'll probably watch the couple edits I've posted over the years, find something to say about my friend riding hellbents in the park or my other friend with the pink pants. call us gay, park rats, hide the salami playin ladyboys, whatever. another real stinger.

then you'll drop something about how I'm in the tammy wamerich fan club, circle jerkin my friends on the chairlift headin up to pick n shovel. pretty painful.

then you'll see that my current location is salt lake city, you'll call me a park city wannabe gangster livin off mommys teat, ridin double tips in my first drop suit. once again, something i'll definitely lose sleep over.

finally you'll settle on the fact that my name is green, ask me who i sucked off to have those kind of privileges, maybe make a kneepad comment or some other thing that my 50 something year old father would probably say. good one dog.

by this time you'll be a bit frustrated because you don't have enough ammo to talk some good shit to me so you'll probably check out my Facebook, won't find much there.

then you'll rant about how you can beat me in a beacon contest or something, well congratufuckinglations, i'm from connecticut. we don't have avalanches there. i've been in utah for mere months. that doesn't say shit.

you love to rant and rave about your extensive bc knowledge and experience, well no shit bud, when you've been around for 30 years more than all of us without a job, youre bound to know a little bit about it.

we like skiing and you like skiing, its awesome. can i ask why exactly you stick around on a forum comprised mainly of park rats and little kids, only to condescend us with your silly incoherent tales of vast knowledge and backcountry experience? you preach bc safety, but you find it necessary to berate anyone that doesn't know better. we get it, you're really cool and you're better than everyone.

if you need any other kind of info to insult me publicly, hit me up beforehand in a PM or on facebook, and i'll tell you what you want to know. i'm really fucking stupid and i suck at skiing so you shouldn't have too much trouble.

have a nice holiday : )
 
lol in that 2nd video sfb420's homie has trekkers on his backpack..what a newb! where's a the dynafits brewwwwww
 
Sorry bro don't play the butthurt pm gameand well the fact that you have my furkid as your icon is super bestiality creepy

Pretend to be spancered all you want, and I'm sure your touring partners are stoked on all the time you spent

composing whiney pms and worrying about what someone with 10 times the experience as you thinks

Dont take the webz cereal and do your best to not get you or anyone in your crew eliminated

and whenever you gots $$$$ to put where your piehole japper trap is pm with a time and place
 
superchilloldyguyexperiencedbackcountrywiggler420

but seriously can we get a transcript of your conversation with your super heady connections at fischer, brah? i bet it was a totally righteous conversation.
 
yeah it went bwwwahhh we love it when wanna b gapers pretend like we spancer them.and if we gave a fuck about skittle puke steeeze tards we'd post on ns

 
bro, brah, man, i aint no skittle puke steeeze tard

...i only dawn patrol, therefore way headier than you brah bro
 
playground 3pm! see you there dude! but I gotta be home by 430 so I can talk shit on newschoolers to the old 50 year old who is still amidst his ongoing 30 year old ego trip....

Is the fact that I changed my icon to your tgr icon getting under your skin that deep...if you need a shoulder I got you..

please, lay off the sponsored bullshit...nobody gives a fuck..I simply clarified your incorrect assumption in a pm rather than sitting here claiming shit..stop putting words in my mouth and stop relentlessly dwelling on irrelevent and repetetive shit...

I really hope it snows in wasangeles soon so you can go bitch at people for skinning above you and their shitty pov videos.

for the last time..kindly fuck off
 
yo dipshit that dog and the two before it have done hundreds goin on a thousand hours of animal assisted therapy from a reading program for dyslixic kids to shriners hospital to old folks home. they have brought thousands of smiles to those less fortunate than you or I. So what you think is fuckin cute is really kind of sad. It's all good the rewards are well worth itas they don't let smart ass punk wanna be sponsered dipshit carry much less touch the oylmpic torch

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so quit takin the goofy shit I post here cereal and go do somethin positive for someone else

or heed my message and dial your bc skills or stay inbounds.

Anytime you want to test your bc skills for $$$$ man up but until then....
 
for those naysayers that don't think alta is serious about expanding into grizzly gulch, i give you Mike Lee endorsed Senate Bill 684: A bill to provide for the conveyance of certain parcels of land to the town of Alta, Utah!!!!
http://www.govtrack.us/congress/bill.xpd?bill=s112-684

I can't really find out where these two acres are, but I'd really like to know. I also put money down on that land being in the patsy marley area or grizzly gulch.

Senator Mike Lee is a strong candidate for biggest douche in the senate! just google "bills sponsored by mike lee" for a full list of the idiocy.

by the way its already passed in the senate, only the house and obama stand in the way now
 
you'll have to wait for november 2014, but don't you go forgetting this.......

also, the bill is to give the town of alta ownership of the land that their buildings sit on..... library, police station, lady of our snows. the bill was vague and I jumped the gun thinking this was for land in grizzly or on patsy marley for that development that got shut down last summer.....

my bad
 
bump it up.

this legislation is still on the table

register to vote and vote these corrupt politicians out of office!
 
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