and mr sfbv420.0, before you go ahead and pack that stone age piece pipe of yours full of tanner's brain food to do some research on me, i'll go ahead and save you that trouble.
for one, you might assume i'm the ski photographer dan brown, who you may or may not have heard of. off the bat, you're wrong. i'm not. we're two different people.
then you'll check my profile, notice that my home mountain is mount snow. you'll probably conjure up some incoherent shit about how i'm an east coast park rat, that one will cut real deep.
you'll probably watch the couple edits I've posted over the years, find something to say about my friend riding hellbents in the park or my other friend with the pink pants. call us gay, park rats, hide the salami playin ladyboys, whatever. another real stinger.
then you'll drop something about how I'm in the tammy wamerich fan club, circle jerkin my friends on the chairlift headin up to pick n shovel. pretty painful.
then you'll see that my current location is salt lake city, you'll call me a park city wannabe gangster livin off mommys teat, ridin double tips in my first drop suit. once again, something i'll definitely lose sleep over.
finally you'll settle on the fact that my name is green, ask me who i sucked off to have those kind of privileges, maybe make a kneepad comment or some other thing that my 50 something year old father would probably say. good one dog.
by this time you'll be a bit frustrated because you don't have enough ammo to talk some good shit to me so you'll probably check out my Facebook, won't find much there.
then you'll rant about how you can beat me in a beacon contest or something, well congratufuckinglations, i'm from connecticut. we don't have avalanches there. i've been in utah for mere months. that doesn't say shit.
you love to rant and rave about your extensive bc knowledge and experience, well no shit bud, when you've been around for 30 years more than all of us without a job, youre bound to know a little bit about it.
we like skiing and you like skiing, its awesome. can i ask why exactly you stick around on a forum comprised mainly of park rats and little kids, only to condescend us with your silly incoherent tales of vast knowledge and backcountry experience? you preach bc safety, but you find it necessary to berate anyone that doesn't know better. we get it, you're really cool and you're better than everyone.
if you need any other kind of info to insult me publicly, hit me up beforehand in a PM or on facebook, and i'll tell you what you want to know. i'm really fucking stupid and i suck at skiing so you shouldn't have too much trouble.
have a nice holiday : )