Last thoughts of a drunk

[StealthSteez]

AHAAHHAA There were some good ones on here but that one was sick.

 

[ninjea]

"my eyes are red from my contact lenses"

 

[SkiCrzy]

"dude, im not drunk", followed by a stumble and a fall

 

[hardc0reharriet]

where are my pants, i hate myself.

or

it was a good idea at the time

 

[french_fry]

Buooohhhhhhhhhhbaaaaaaaaaaaah(and other puking sounds).

"Who am I???? MIKE JOOOOOOONES!!"

 

[dowalibeast]

-DUUUUUUDE! WHO PUT WATER IN MY NIKOLI BOTTLE!?! SERIOUSLY! TASTE THIS!

 

[Dirty.Harry.]

haha then you collapse on the table...

i did

 

[stinkypoodangle]

slut. jk.

 

[Jacobamf]

This would apply after wakeing up, "Ow, why does my ass hurt?"

 

[stinkypoodangle]

hahahaha. what kind of parties are you going to?

 

[Age]

Why wont she stop bleeding?

or

Fuck I never realised sex with minors was this good.

 

[Schmitz]

hahaha, nice play on words

 

[hungryhippo]

Sorry "hot" chick, I just cant get it up!

 

[hungryhippo]

Hahahahaha...thats fucking funny, yet oddly disturbing...keep rocking the young ones.

 

[dirty_dreb]

YES. hands down.

 

[timoski]

"jungle juice...mroe liek juicy juice"

 

[SKItheBURG]

"taco bell sounds amazing right now"

 

[PurpleSkier]

Sure i'll finish those last for shots of jager....

 

[wAy2sTeEzY4u]

"yo who wants dennys"

"dont worry dude im focused"

 

[StevenSegal]

"ahhhh yes tequilla, i'll just have enough to help me finally fall asleep..."

 

[jibsworth]

I have a girlfriend???

 

[pesja]

"is that rihnos?"

 

[Sean...M]

"shit dude, that condom was pretty old.."

 

[madfree]

Il just take the stairs....

 

[manzear]

i hope i dont shit myself....

 

[dez22]

"I had 10 shots of JD and feel great so therefore 10 more will make me feel twice as good"

Flawless drunk logic.

 

[slimbruddah]

hahhaha, awesome