Last thoughts of a drunk

[asac]

"Damn that floor looks comfortable"

any more?

 

[eLevate]

"hahhaha and ill go over here...."

 

[FERREZZ]

"why the fuck am i on a tilt a whirl i thought i was in my bed"

 

[Ryno]

"Watch this!"

 

[ECfreeski3]

"this girl's dope!"

 

[badskier82]

" can i stick it there?"

 

[SkiFakie614]

"wonder if she's on the pill... ?"

 

[timmi]

well it varies. im my head it sounds like

"hello mother, no i wasnt drinking i was simply saving the wildlife and curing cancer."

yet it always seems to come out

"heeeyyloooo mommmmmmyyy!"

 

[mark.p]

"god damn do I have to piss"

 

[chrismoJBEATS]

wait, thats the couch i was humping,,,,?

 

[sneather]

"were going streaking!"

 

[396222687862]

arn't you like 14? hahahah

 

[wAy2sTeEzY4u]

"hey check out that squirrel lets go catch it"

 

[doitbig]

"hold up girl i gotta pissss"

 

[pussyfooter.]

"What the fuck did i do tonight??"

 

[fillup]

at a halloween party

" damm son that po po costume looks so legit"

 

[Hctiws_iks]

durrrrrrrrr, where'd my beer go?

 

[Elijah.]

"What seems to be the officer problem?"

 

[396222687862]

HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHA

 

[Ski_Unit_19]

"she is just big boned...."

 

[kabozo101]

hahahaha i LOLed on that one

 

[saucybiscuits]

officer, i cant reach my id unless u hold my beer.

 

[oops]

"yeah i'll play edward 40 hands!"

 

[PimpDaddySkier]

" hmmm this chick looks hot"

 

[ski_cartel]

"your 18 right?"

 

[Dilla]

oh man, i dont feel too hot.

or the classic

ill jsut crash on this bench for a sec and be ready to go.

 

[cracko]

"be there in a minute"

 

[nicurrie]

im not drunk

 

[Beamer12]

"shes not gonna look this hot in the morning"

 

[MitchPee]

"Pssh, of course I can break this break over my head...watch"

 

[Ryno]

"Man, that bitch is so fly..."

 

[T.L.]

"Maybe I should get out of this tree before I...(thump"

 

[spere]

"Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God"

 

[SkiEastCoast]

"Son, have you been drinking tonight..FUCK no (than i run away) dipset officer..."

Me: dude i think iam throwing up?

friend: dude no ur not

me: dude yeh i just put my cig out with my throw up

friend: sweet than i black out

 

[SkiEastCoast]

when i got cought at the beach i was so drunk i signed the ciation on a 90 degree angle. like my names straight up.

 

[ShadyHillGroup]

Me: are you sleeping here tonight

Dumb ass: Nah im going home

Me: um u might wanna stay here your mom might get mad

Dumb ass: My mom doesnt suspect a thing (drink more beer, pass out on the ruit table)

 

[FUUUCK]

" i wonder when he last cleaned this bathroom floor..."

"maybe she'll take a hint if i get naked"

 

[beefbud]

"that looks breakable"

 

[awsomecoolguy]

were are my keys

 

[FUUUCK]

"how the hell did i end up down here?"

 

[MitchPee]

Wow...I meant Brick...man I'm dumb

 

[STAUSS]

"oooonnee mooorree beeer"

 

[wAy2sTeEzY4u]

"i cant even taste this rum, set me up a funnel!!"

 

[brokebutitsworthit]

"yeah bitches!!! last man stanndinnnnng (crash)"

 

[Casey]

"that statue chick is hot"

 

[mothaeast]

Where the fuck did my clothes go??

Sweet, school tomorrow.

 

[InfernoHits]

"I think I'll do one more"

 

[-+Siver+-]

hahhhhhhahaha

 

[Ryno]

hahahahaha

 

[Kornn101]

after sex

"so whats your name again?"

 

[duhamelski]

"fuck you im not scared watch me."