Last night Party Statics

[AssMunch]

Okay NS! What I want you to do is write down your party statics from last night!

I'll start:

Kissed 13 girls.

Made out with 5 girls.

Got 2 blow jobs. /claim

Drank 6 Shots, 8 beers and two ciders.

Duration: 8 PM - 5 AM

Let's see yours!

 

[maximiliaan]

kissed 123 girls

 

[maximiliaan]

made ou with 64 girls, got 3098 blowjobs drank 100 shots 400 beer and 78 ciders, duration: 9 am- 10 am

 

[timmi]

I don't even know where to start with this.

okay first off- STATISTICS.

Second off, nobody cares how many girls you kissed. Why the fuck would you kiss 13 girls in a night anyway? Where you just running around from girl to girl? You're okay while you're still 13... You're gunna get herpes...

 

[feihlination]

funny how you /claimed the blowjobs but let the other shit stand like its no business.

was this one of these parties worried mums send their kids to get them all kinds of contagious diseases? i think you should be pretty covered now.

oh, and youre 12. get over it.

 

[plorr]

BAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

0/10

 

[AssMunch]

true I just made this thread to seem cool.

 

[AssMunch]

that's the spirit!

 

[--ski--]

Was the first one shit or are you just a trooper?

 

[no_steeze]

let's translate this out of claimer-speak

kissed 3-4 girls on the cheek

made out with 2 max

got one crappy blowjob and didn't finish

3 shots, 4 beers

duration: 10pm to 2am

 

[mistahfabbydavis]

you jus straight injected that ish. 10/10 for being so boss

 

[Mike-O]

Kissing = making out?

 

[Rosbif]

Yeah, I am confused, I thought kissing was making out?

 

[Lemuel]

That's more of everything than I have ever gotten in all of time!

 

[Rosbif]

Ahhh, gotcha, probably not worth the claim then.

 

[feihlination]

i agree partially but i would change some of it

kissed 3-4 girls on the cheek

made out with 2 max, probably one dude

rubbed one off

3 shots, 3 wodka lemon

duration 7pm to 9pm

 

[B.Aussie]

You sound like one of those pre-teen girls that get all proud because they had a lipstick party.

 

[skithesprings]

wait... wat?

lipstick party103 up, 18 downhttp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lipstick party#
A lipstick party is similar to a Rainbow Party. All the girls put different colored lipsticks and give guys blow jobs in the dark. when the lights are turned back on, the guys try to guess which girl gave them the blow job
where do i sign up for these preteen lipstick parties?

 

[little1337]

hard times of rj burger

 

[Mike-O]

A month later they can have a reunion party and try to match the sores on their dicks to the girls' faces.

 

[LittleFoot]

Ive been to one of those. it sucked

 

[Mike-O]

Me too, it blew.

 

[plorr]

pun detected.

 

[Huck_Norris]

He called back and said that while the story is cool, there's thousands of stories just like it out there so as a result is's worth exactly 1 case of herpes. Enjoy! Sorry, no returns on that item, hope it fits. Party on brah!

 

[BIGben*]

I see what you did there... Hahahahaha

 

[Afeld]

http://www.webmd.com/genital-herpes/default.htm

 

[Shlogan]

you go around pecking girls? thats cool dude, i bet you get a lot outa that besides herpes

 

[WVskiing]

drank this

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slammed this

mt life is bro

 

[flexpattern]

If i didn't have exams that would be amazing - life changing indeed

 

[Jane6]

Last night party stats:

Was beaten in chess by a 7 year old

Was forced to watch some wannabe feminist Barbie movie

( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1484922/ )

Read a good night story about poo.