Last Night. my first legit post

Sky.

Sky.

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Dear NS, i hope you had a good Halloween. Here is my halloween in a nut shell. Im at school talked to a few people and i decided no matter what i was going to go to a party so it was decided. there were 3 possible partys 1. party on gerrard street = mad ghetto mad fights and wannabe gangs. 2. this place called the studio its where local bands play it was 200 people crammed into a space ment for 50 with 4 kegs. 3. A chill party with about 30 people tons of friends and a large abundence of beer/booze. So i head over to the football game with some friends playoff game Binghamton vrs ithica BHS routed them 66 to 0 so we were already super stoked. so im supposed to get a ride with my friend frank but he cant

because he is with his girl (bros befor hoes rule broken) so i start walking to main street in binghamton with a bunch of the football players and its like a 5 mile walk so i finally get us a ride. we drop of my friends car and start walking to Party 2. and its horrible not enough booze its 11 ocloack and people are falling over wasted kinda dumb so we head to party 3. Which happens to be like a 2 mile walk so we get there im with a bunch of chill people i know there has got to be 10 30racks and this booze called UV it tasted so nasty it was neon blue. i start getting wasted and i kiss this girl i like i go to highschool with her and i work with her, then i get really really drunk and i go into a room with the person who was throwing the party and makeout with her a bunch on a bed continually getting cock blocked by my friend jackson who is about to pass out. so i get up collect money and walk to a gas station and get food walk back eat, and drink more. at this point this asian girl (Chi) keeps trying to get me to do shots and i finally do then i find out that we were in an student housing appartment that was vacant and the girl (kathy) got the owner to let us in by flashing him kinda wierd cus she 16. i see the wierdest people there my junior class president getting trashed he starts acting retarded he takes a fire exstigusher and sprays it in the house which pissed me off. then he thought it would be funny to take one of my shoes will i was in the other room with Kathy so i spend 15 minutes stumbiling around trying to find my other shoe with the help of some friends. i walk to my friends house with 4 other people and we crash there its about 4 oclock now then i have to get up at 8 so i can make it to my 5 hour driving course at 9 and im still drunk from before i see one of my friends at the class we tell each other our storys then i throw up infront of like 40 people into a trash can then i went home and slept and now im awake with a headache, my dad laughing at me because he knows im hungover and a story to tell. im sorry about my grammer, im not in the greatest state right now

sparknotes: wierd shit happend you should read =]
 
haha UV BLUE. i think its yummy. the black kids at my school drink it lol. uv blue with mountain dew= UV DEW... so good
 
awesome story. and dont worry about the grammer more people should write run on sentences it speeds up the reading
 
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Nothing personal but that was not a legit post, nor a good story, and it was very difficult to follow.
 
i didnt mind it.

and man like the exact same thing happened to me( like almost exact). Except i didnt go watch a football game, i played in one. ( highschool varsity). it was our first playoff game and in the 1st quarter are starting cornerback got injured so i got to play ( im 2nd string) which is a huge deal for me because im 5'3" 120 in grade 10 on my school's varsity team playing in our first playoff game( home game) with all my friends and a shit load of others watching and i played fucking great( not trying to be cocky but everyone said so and coach was super impressed) and we won and i only gave up one pass the whole game and had like 8 tackles and a couple swats, aaanaaaannnnnyyyyywwwwwaaaaaayyyyyssss.

i also weant to a "party 3" ( 25-30 people, legit, close friends, lots of booze) and made out with this one chick who ive been friends with since pre school) but then my friend cock blocked the shit out of me so i gave it up because he obviously really wanted her. So i go and talk to this other chick who i have liked for quite sometime and we ended up making out too( Im still fucking stoked) then me and my friends also happened to go to the quickie( im not sure if americans have them or not but its our version of seven-11) to get some food cuz we was hungry. and ended up doing shots with some chick who, just like in your story, was begging me to do some. and i ended up getting shit faced in the end and having one of the funnest nights ever.
 
dude, that's about as epic as getting out of bed for me. seriously, don't waste my time; i only deal with truly amazing.
wanna know what i did last night? i went cougar hunting at the MGM Grand with 5g of weed and an 8 ball and was oh-so successful. stayed up all night (so i think- i blacked out for about 3-4hrs), had about 4hrs of fun (the black out was earlier... 11-3, cougar was 4:30-8) with a dirty blonde 40-something with a pretty face, curvy, tight body, and a slutty referee costume. she supposedly had a "friend" that she was sharing the suite with- possible as the suite had two bedrooms- but there was no sign of this other "friend". originally i speculated her "friend" was off sucking some other dude's cock as sluts tend to roam in packs, but after about 12hrs to think about it, i'm not so certain she was single... in the ring-wearing kinda way.
[/claim] cool story, Hansel. pics or it didn't happen. suck my cock.
 
Let me translate your story for everyoen else.

dude. im fucking hardcore. like so redbull. Like just look how inapropriate my Icon is, stick it to the man.

last night i drove around, by myself, looking for friends while high out side the mgm grand. I stayed up all night( which im grounded for because my parents say not to go to bed past 7). i think( i actually remember clearly i just put " i think" there to emphasize how totally drunk i was), i then took a nap for 4 hours. then i had 4 hours of fun with a dirty grey( i mean dirty as in she has been sleeping in a dumpster for the past year) who was 70-something with a nice wrinkly face, curvy body, boney, saggy skin......babe! she was dressed up in a slutty nightgown costume. She supposidly had a "friend" sharing the motel room with- possible as there were two beds in the room and two sets of knitting supplies- but there was no sign of this "friend". I speculated her "friend" was of getting some arthritis medication as seniors tend to roam in packs, but after about 12 hours to think about it, i'm not so certain she was a chick....in the fudge packing type of way. In the end i paid for the sex( but shhhhhh dont ell anyone) partly because she was afterall a hooker and she charged extra because she said i suck, actually she said that her dead husband could fuck better than me....and weant on to pinch my cheeks and knit me a sweater. Old chicks rock my world.

[/claim] cool story hansel. pics or it didnt happen. Suck my dick....please....or let me suck yours.either way i would love it.
 
mmmmmmmmm..... nothing makes me feel better than 100% pure jealousy. i'd share more stories, but i'm pretty sure i'd get the same response, so i won't waste my time. i have more fun than you do, though, i'll tell you that much.
 
i'm sorry to be mean but that was kinda lame. i thought you were going somewhere in parficular.. like something real crazy had happened.. but that was more like a series of events that tend to happened to any normal sophmore kid on any given saturday in th midst of highschool.
 
definitely the best part of this thread..

not even saying it was that funny, but thats how pathetic this is.
 
man, im going to apologize for my post. last night i was really pissed because my parents grounded me for a stupid fucking reason and i couldnt go to some really big party that has been planned for like the last month. quite possibly this years(school year) best party so i was kinda taking my anger out on other people.

sorry, it is a very immature thing to take out anger on other people.
 
man, i never took it personally in the first place. i put myself in some very weird situations and have seen/experienced some very bizarre things (sex clubs, lots of drugs, awake for a few days straight making all kinds of morally questionable decisions) and as much as i describe them as though i have a total hard-on for myself, i really don't expect anyone but the people who were there to believe me. ever fucked a MILF while her husband took pictures? ever had sex with the bartender at the bar? i've gone to extensive lengths to find the truly weird and kinky for nobody but myself, so i'm certainly not offended when someone doesn't believe me. believe what you want to believe; i got to live it.

yes, i know i'm fucked up.
 
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