Last days in town....

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I'm moving in a week and I'm trying to decide all the crazy, fucked-up shit I will be pulling on people here before I leave. My ideas so far are to skate through the mall in my boxers, get it on camera, and also do the classic 'borrow a whole bunch of stuff from friends and then move away.' Any other ideas?

*BOIOIOIOIOIOING*
 
haha yea take stuff from friends then leave thats always good, i always thought about going to blockbuster and renting alot of videos then just leaving you cant rent videos anymore but you wont live there so it doesnt matter, but its probably real illegal and youd get banned nationwide from blockbuster.

Where are you moving to

I like skiing
 
You could always fuck with all the people you hate, and since ur leaving it wont really matter not like there going to track you down. How about trying to score with some chicks that u never tried to make the attempt, and of course do lots of crazy shit in public.

 
you could always go up to every girl and say 'wanna fuck'. It's been done before and you'll probably get a yes.

'Hey, don't make me come over there and beat you with your dads belt' - My Brother on the speaker phone to his friend
 
hey mike - i don't get it... why you telling him to do it now 'cause he's moving away? I thought everyone always did that like on a regular basis... have i gotten it all wrong again?

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

'...we went on a trip with the ghost of christmas past, and he stole our damn sunglasses...' Socrities, Godzilla, or annonamous, i'm not quite sure.......
 
yeah darryl and you wonder why no ladies ski at Blue.

'Hey, don't make me come over there and beat you with your dads belt' - My Brother on the speaker phone to his friend
 
i think you are going to have to pull off semi/full nudity. its cool as hell in public places!

just kidding, you should do something funny and illegal though, thats always fun

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
You know all the crazy random stuff you think of doing when yer just walking around? But it never happens because your conscious tells you not to. Well, just do that stuff.

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**Love ya Lacey**
 
Hehe yeah good call Stevie. And Mike, that's a great idea- there's a ton of girls that I've wanted to get with but never had the balls to talk to. I'm gonna have to pull off the 'wanna fuck' thing several times in the next couple of days.... yeah.

*BOIOIOIOIOIOING*
 
SKateboarding through a mall in your boxers will be hilarious...

--To Be A Jibber You've Got To Be So Fresh, To Have Style And Finesse Way Above The Rest--
 
a guy at our school tore his shirt and pants off like cut them so he could tear hem away and ran around a bunch of classrooms. he was really cool and for like the last 3 weeks he just fucked around in classes cuase he was going somewhere to play hockey or something and already had really shitty grades

'being a man kicks ass...but i wish I was a girl in a way because you can masterbate so much easier, it probably feels like you're getting fucked,'-martin_snaps

Where does all the white go when the snow melts?
 
Completely fuck around in your classes. There's so much great stuff you could do in school that you would be afraid to do normally.

 
HAha.. you guys are hilarious.. I think I just pooped myself

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That's it.... poop in stuff, such as teachers desks. That might be too lowbrow for you, but it would still be funny.

 
dude....shit+the bottom of a vending machine, the part where the candy falls into=some funy shit....literally

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
hahaha kami,. its gonna rule having u around... just next time mention ur moving to the us. still cause u said ontario. and then u threw me off. my poor brain.

Chus en amour.

~IBC~
 
Poor Cryss... her head is all beat up and I'm just making things worse.

*BOIOIOIOIOIOING*
 
Yah dude go nuts....adn anythign you ever wanted to say to anyone but never ahd the balls to...now is the time bro. hahah have some fun...and get lots of video ;)

Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***

'hey, your skis go both ways. Wait, you have bi-sexual skis!' - Said to Matt Harvey by a 50 year old ski instructor

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

 
Yah, haha, and then POWL!!! Punch in the nose, hehe. Nah, but Kami, go nutz aye, steal money off the government, run naked through the streets singing 'BOOOOMSHHAAAAANNKKAA!!', try and take a shopping trolly full of alcohol influenced teenagers into a public library at noon, dye your hair pink like Seth Morrison and go jib some rails in your pajamas, yah, live it up dude, you earned it, how far away are you moving??

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
watch him say like a block down the road.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

'...we went on a trip with the ghost of christmas past, and he stole our damn sunglasses...' Socrities, Godzilla, or annonamous, i'm not quite sure.......
 
I never thought about that, but how far are u moving away, based on that u can just do even more crazy shit, like if u get caught speeding, or a cop car pulls out behind you just punch it and ur gone, or pull some huge prank on that asshole that has always fucked things up for you.

 
hes moving close enough to me for me to drive a couple hours north and bug his sorry little ass. ahh the joys of having ur license ... :)

kami ur going down now!! welcome to canada dude. even though ur going to the states within canada

Chus en amour.

~IBC~
 
your moving to michigan right? Thats where i live, the season is already dead for me, except for an occasional 3-5 hour drive each way trip

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
defenitely do the 'wanna fuck' thing

'Let him go first, he is out of control when he is skiing backwards.'- Stupid Tourist
 
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