Last day of summer...
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VT_scratch
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its my last day of summer tooo.
what the fuck shall i do?
what the fuck shall i do?
GhostfaceKillah
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i assume you're talking about grey goose?
i have a funny story about grey goose... one night in my first year of university i tried to polish a 40 of grey goose in a night, straight, shots only. I'm not exactly sure how far i got but I blacked out after a few hours and apparently we were all partying in another residence common room and i began singing that one song with the chorus "grey goose gets the girls feelin loose", and one of the girls responded "I drink grey goose and i dont feel loose!", to which i brilliantly responded "thats because you're a BITCH!". I then proceeded to explode into hysterical drunk laughter. This girls boyfriend was sitting in the room across from me and was not too impressed. He stood up and walked across the room swearing at me and challenging me to a fight, unfortunately i had no idea this was going on as i was still laughing histerically. My friend who was sitting beside me tried to stop the boyfriend from attacking me but the boyfriend tossed him to the ground... i was still caught up in my own joke with no clue that this was going on (apparently this boyfriend was quite large and very angry). The boyfriend then sucker punched me in the eye (with a ring to boot!), but i didnt even realize that he had punched me, as i had begun drunkenly talking to my friend sitting beside me. At this point my group of friends tried to get me out of the room and back to our home base (residence), but i was so drunk and oblivious and insisted i stay and party. eventually it took 3-4 of them to drag me out of the room where they informed me that my face was bleeding. I asked them why my face was bloody and they informed me that i had been sucker punched, at which point i freaked out and tried to bust back into the room, but at this point the campus police was showing up as well as the residence Dons and other powers that be, so my friends and I retreated to home base. i woke up the next morning with a killer black eye asking everyone on my floor "what happened last night?"... apparently grey goose does not make the girls feel loose!
sparknotes- drank too much grey goose, blacked out, insulted some bitches, got knocked out
i have a funny story about grey goose... one night in my first year of university i tried to polish a 40 of grey goose in a night, straight, shots only. I'm not exactly sure how far i got but I blacked out after a few hours and apparently we were all partying in another residence common room and i began singing that one song with the chorus "grey goose gets the girls feelin loose", and one of the girls responded "I drink grey goose and i dont feel loose!", to which i brilliantly responded "thats because you're a BITCH!". I then proceeded to explode into hysterical drunk laughter. This girls boyfriend was sitting in the room across from me and was not too impressed. He stood up and walked across the room swearing at me and challenging me to a fight, unfortunately i had no idea this was going on as i was still laughing histerically. My friend who was sitting beside me tried to stop the boyfriend from attacking me but the boyfriend tossed him to the ground... i was still caught up in my own joke with no clue that this was going on (apparently this boyfriend was quite large and very angry). The boyfriend then sucker punched me in the eye (with a ring to boot!), but i didnt even realize that he had punched me, as i had begun drunkenly talking to my friend sitting beside me. At this point my group of friends tried to get me out of the room and back to our home base (residence), but i was so drunk and oblivious and insisted i stay and party. eventually it took 3-4 of them to drag me out of the room where they informed me that my face was bleeding. I asked them why my face was bloody and they informed me that i had been sucker punched, at which point i freaked out and tried to bust back into the room, but at this point the campus police was showing up as well as the residence Dons and other powers that be, so my friends and I retreated to home base. i woke up the next morning with a killer black eye asking everyone on my floor "what happened last night?"... apparently grey goose does not make the girls feel loose!
sparknotes- drank too much grey goose, blacked out, insulted some bitches, got knocked out
cobra_commander
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summer don't end for almost a month, I don't know what your talkin about,
mellifluous
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exactly one week.
skithesprings
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kettle one
classy
classy
