Lapdance

interesting picture. you have a nice body though, so a lapdance might work. but i'm still saying stick with 'i touch myself'

oh wait a second i just an an apostrophy. i mean an epiphony. 'the reason by hoobastank'

trust me on this one, its perfect. this one time, i went to a strip club and it was like free lapdance night and every stripper in the club danced at a table to this song. it brings back some good memories. it's a nice slow sexy song. DO IT!

-Harvιε

(dfp represent)

...so stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
 
lapdance by nerd what could possibly be better for in fact a lapdance

SKI FOR LIFE!

If it was easy it would be called snowboarding.
WHITEWATER

'Its not so much that i want to kill her its just.. i want her not to be alive, anymore.'

 
definitly do piss on you by r kelly and once you start dancing hes gonna think you want him to piss on you so you will get a good golden shower

 
u touched my tralala word

or im too sexy for my hat

pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
 
Try The Lawyer-I wanna MMM MMM, its sounds funny.

Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and stoner at a stop sign???

The drunk speeds through, the stoner waits for the sign to turn green.
 
Well, this seems like common sense to me but do the lapdance to: LAPDANCE by N.E.R.D.

It's an awesome song, and there is a woman's voice in it that says something like: "Ooo, baby you want me, well you can have this lapdance here for free." So yeah, sing along, it'll be HOOOT, HOOOT!

'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)
 
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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'I knew what I had to do, and I just go down and make all the things that I want, and it was good'- Charles Gagnier

'they are to busy being black'-huckster on why black people dont ski
 
Do it to "Shake your ass" by Mystical. "Back that ass up" by Juvy, or "I like big butt's" by Mix a lot...

Ha, big bootie ho's. up wit it...

 
If I dare say so I'd boink ya in the butt and in the front.

If I were a girl i'd tie up Jon Olson take a dump on his chest force him to eat out my asshole and then piss in his mouth-Huckfest900

I Once got totally Tanked and fucked my cousin in the ass and then slapped him in the face with my poop dick and g
 
use fuckin needled 24/7 by children of bodom nothing gets people off like a combination of speedmetal and a lapdance

SKATEBOARDING
 
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