Lapdance

swedish death metal.

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who the hell takes pictures of themselves with a camera phone?? those are made to sneak pics of girls tits and underwear-lateralis
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bloodhoundgang - a lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying

no, but serisouly, just something with a nice laid back feel to it...if you wanna make it fun as well as sensual, play some tenacious d...

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Just ski.

Rider for 7-Fold
 
Theres always the old classic, "Pour Some Sugar on Me" by Deff Leopard.

'The true measure of a man is how he treats another who can do absolutely nothing for him.'
-Samuel Johnson

'I refuse to tip-toe through life just to arrive safely at the door of death'- Unknown
 
i don't care what has happened to britney spears of late, or how much you dislike her, if a girl threw on "i'm a slave 4 u" and got to work, nothing could be better.

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'You have a massive erection'
'No you see it just the pants, it's the pleats, it gives an optical illusion. I'm actually taking them back to the pants store right now. I'm just going to walk this situ
 
use the song lapdance by nerd

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If i lived in a perfect world, i would spend my days skiing in the sun, the party never ends in perfect world. Nacho cheese and anarchy, boy that sure sounds good to
 
psh, who needs music, just jiggle your junk in his face

*****
If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

'i got a nigroplasti, im good at basketball but now i suck at skiing' - friday01
 
post a pic of yourself so we can see what your bf is gonna be smelling

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
Since your not working at a strip club, remember... There can be sex in the campaine room...

live by the N.E.R.D
 
...i don't want anybody else, when i think about you i touch myself... ohhhhhhhh.

[/i][/b]stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Harvιε
(dfp represent)
 
the only time ive gotten a lap dance with music was at a stripper party me and my friends had a couple months ago.

OOPS POW SURPRISE! OOOOOHHHHH!!!

-formerly known as publicenemy1023-
 
my milshake brigns all the boys to the yard

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
joe cocker - leave your hat on

download it and you will know why

-Craig

'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?'

'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man'

'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?'

'damn straight, always wanted to do tha
 
Use either the song that goes, "My touch is like WHOA!" or just use Everlong by Foo Fighters. Why not mix the two best things in your life?

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

*bowing in humble awe of your mistique*
-almostaskier

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you c
 
get low

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
i'm a slave for u or lapdance by nerd (thats the song in ready fire aim right?). I think it's by nerd but whatever the song called lapdance in ready fire aim... or paul okenfold... sex drive.

'wear them in the parking lot to protect your boots.'

-Veteran commenting on what i should do with the snowblades my dad bought me.
 
abc- j5, jackson 5 that is

word

sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
 
Divinyls - I touch myself

frozen spermy pops isnt really food. more like an appetizer before atlantaski's mom takes a huge dump on his dads face then he comes in and sticks in the dick in the shit while his mom sucks him off. now that would be the most hardcore ass to mouth in
 
^ yeah thats the one i was talkin about.

-Harvιε

(dfp represent)

...so stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
 
although that's more a song for if you were giving her a lapdance, kind of as a joke, rather than her being all sexy and giving a good one.

ah, who the fuck needs a lapdance anyways. just take her clothes off and get it on brotha.

-Harvιε

(dfp represent)

...so stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
 
oh wait a sec, i forgot you were a girl. yeah that's right, you want to give him the lapdance. well, i still say fuck it. i sure as hell know i wouldn't like the teasiness of the situation. i'm a toucher. i couldn't just sit there and watch. i doubt he will be able to make it either.

-Harvιε

(dfp represent)

...so stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
 
I cannot believe that "Pony" by Ginuwine hasn't been said yet... that is handsdown the all time greatest freaking/grinding song.

We gonna whack it til the wheels fall off.

 
body rockin by beasty boys

.................at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I banged this chick so hard one time..she had to adjust her cant.
 
^ wow i wish i was getting a lapdance from you

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'I knew what I had to do, and I just go down and make all the things that I want, and it was good'- Charles Gagnier after winning Winter X-Games Nine Slopestyle Gold

'they are to busy being black'-
 
get back- Ludicris

or any song that uses the phrase "touch your toes"

*$*Carney*$*

Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
 
frankenstien lapdance!

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I'm a Slave 4 You... DEFINITELY. But you need to learn how to shake it like Britney does, or else it's just not as effective.

- - AlpineSurfBum: gonna clean the fish tank again? - -

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
 
anything with lil kim cuz itll prolly mention eating pussy and a girl being on top

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

^ My favorite part in Bambi is where that
 
that or the theme from star wars.

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

^ My favorite part in Bambi is where that
 
piss on you by r.kelly (chappelle)

OOPS POW SURPRISE! OOOOOHHHHH!!!

-formerly known as publicenemy1023-
 
you are a hot mofo. I wish you stired my tea.

my life-Sham pain, maybe...

'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'
 
"Your my butterfly sugar baby" i dunno who it is by

'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
 
^crazytown

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

^ My favorite part in Bambi is where that
 
Fuck getting a lapdance from your ass you nasty bitch.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
 
if she can shake it like britney, she doesn't need music...

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'You have a massive erection'
'No you see it just the pants, it's the pleats, it gives an optical illusion. I'm actually taking them back to the pants store right now. I'm just going to walk this situ
 
^ This is true, but how many girls CAN actually shake it like Britney? I think the music will be inspiration and bring out her inner Britney. And I agree with the Lil Kim comment, if you wanna be a crazy dirty slut for a night. It might be fun!

- - AlpineSurfBum: gonna clean the fish tank again? - -

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
 
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