Lance armstrong

he has a house like 10 minuites away from me, we drove up to his house today, and the gate was open, we wanted to go up to his house soooo bad but we didint. so this summer its like our goal to tp his house.
 
why would you want to be a bitch and tp his house. although he probably has many cleaning people to clean it up.
 
lance is a G. i read a biography on his whole life. he is amazing.

fuck all the frechies who were just jealous that he could outride all their asses
 
the french are just pissed because an american basically owned "their" event for the past 7 years. it was all shit to begin with. lance is my all-time hero, i've read his autobiography and have watched him ride ever since the beginning. he is the man.
 
Ill be the first one to say it. I think lance is a tool. wawawa i had ball cancer, wawawa. deal with it, theres a 97% of survival. Yea he can ride a bike, but so can I.
 
haha no actually lance's cancer spread to his brain and lungs. he had less tahn 50% chance of survival. he fought like hell and won his battle. and hes a smartass. i love it. hes my hero.

and im guessing you dont watch the tour de france haha because only a handful of people can ride that. watch it. you'll see.
 
no he definitely didn't dope. what he did was train like a madman since he was in his early teens. because of all of that hardcore training he did while his body was still growing, he's almost beyond human. his heart and lungs are amazingly powerful.
 
his "ball cancer" also spread to his lungs and brain, and he ended up having a 10-15% chance for survival. he beat the odds, and came to win the toughest cycling race in history a record 7 times. justice served.
 
i agree, dont tp the mans house, or if you do, make sure that there are no bikes around if he wakes up and comes outside, he could run down a fucing cheeta
 
Other than the fact that it wasn't just "ball cancer" I find it hard to believe you could ever ride a bike at the fraction of greatness he did. So please don't compare your bike riding skills (whatever insignificant ability that may be) to the legend, 7 times over.
 
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