Lamest excuses you’ve heard to not ski?

14016556:Vitiligo said:
Worst fucking thing ever is when you get stoked with a buddy the night before and when you go to meet them, they are LATE and text you something along the lines of, "Oh shit sorry bro I slept in, I'm honestly just not feeling it anymore" or even worse "woke up late, omw... 35 min later... almost there" fuckn pussies
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I have 2 homies who use to take winters off for comps but now are full time students, it's so hard to ski with them unless its planned the night before, they have to catch up on shit and sleep literally whenever they're not doing hw.
 
14016556:Vitiligo said:
Worst fucking thing ever is when you get stoked with a buddy the night before and when you go to meet them, they are LATE and text you something along the lines of, "Oh shit sorry bro I slept in, I'm honestly just not feeling it anymore" or even worse "woke up late, omw... 35 min later... almost there" fuckn pussies
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Yesss! Especially when you make ride plans and you and your buddies are waiting around for the dude who's driving to wake up and then he takes another hour to get ready
 
14016556:Vitiligo said:
Worst fucking thing ever is when you get stoked with a buddy the night before and when you go to meet them, they are LATE and text you something along the lines of, "Oh shit sorry bro I slept in, I'm honestly just not feeling it anymore" or even worse "woke up late, omw... 35 min later... almost there" fuckn pussies
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This is the worst. Any skier worth their salt knows to lay your cloths on a couch the night before and have all your gear waiting by the door so you can wake up, throw your shit on and get in the car.
 
On a fucking pow day my friend wouldn’t return my texts, i called and he said he just woke up. Apparently one foot of powder isn’t enough to get a retard out of bed
 
-I stayed out too late the night before (after no reply for hours)

-It might rain

-My boots hurt

-We won’t have enough time to make it worthwhile

-...Can’t we just go tomorrow? (Then repeat)
 
- I have to go to NA

- I have penises for nipples

- I may be busy in Jersusalem for a “thing” for the next 10-15 years
 
-My butthole is the size of a nipple and I got the rangus (that’s hot brown rain)

-The Mummy just came out on Netflix (Brendan Fraser version)
 
Crazy how the Imotep cursed ole Brendan and turned him into a caveman buried in some losers backyard in California. Crazy story. That loser would grow up to play one snap at Notre Dame and then help his friend destroy evil in the fires of Mt. Doom.
 
People strapped for cash/not wanting to buy a ticket is totally understandable but annoying, especially when youre surrounded by people who work all summer/fall so they can chill and ski all winter. Already having passes to other resorts makes it easy to go and ski for free and thats always preferred but damn, getting people to come explore other mountains can be a challenge. Skiing solo gets stale after a while
 
14016975:Dangus13 said:
-My butthole is the size of a nipple and I got the rangus (that’s hot brown rain)

-The Mummy just came out on Netflix (Brendan Fraser version)
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Is there a new one? I watched the one with tom cruise and it sucked so bad. I would have rather been anywhere else and I was on a flight so really no other options but anything was better than that movie.
 
14017451:MaimHelp said:
I had a friend quit skiing completely to lift. I have no idea why. Kinda sucks cause he was a dope skier
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Back in NH there was some nasty kid from a small mountain who would probably be known now but just stopped skiing for fitness, I get new things can be fun but fuck, the gym over skiing? Whack
 
14017483:Titus69 said:
Back in NH there was some nasty kid from a small mountain who would probably be known now but just stopped skiing for fitness, I get new things can be fun but fuck, the gym over skiing? Whack
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Yeah it's wack but I guess they just lost interest in skiing which surprises me
 
I know a guy that never misses a day come hell or high water. Check it and laugh! It's the real deal. Guy is legend!

[VIDEO]https://youtu.be/Pkzm_Hi262k[/VIDEO]
 
14016556:Vitiligo said:
Worst fucking thing ever is when you get stoked with a buddy the night before and when you go to meet them, they are LATE and text you something along the lines of, "Oh shit sorry bro I slept in, I'm honestly just not feeling it anymore" or even worse "woke up late, omw... 35 min later... almost there" fuckn pussies
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This is why I don't have friends. Truck's leaving whether or not they're there. Find your own way up the mountain if you want to sleep in
 
"My driveway is icy"

Oh, and "I have to choose my electives and finish my coffee" that one was great

**This post was edited on Mar 29th 2019 at 12:51:57pm
 
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