Lamest excuses you’ve heard to not ski?

If someone doesn't want to go skiing, who cares? I understand if its your friend that you ski with often, but giving people shit for not wanting to ski is silly, you're just imposing your will on others.
 
I have to work

I have school

My sister is getting married

I have surgery that day

The bone is sticking out of my arm

I'm in prison

etc. People are fucking soft these days.
 
Im too hungover.

kinda meant this sarcastically. More of in the way its lame that you couldnt control your drinking last night.

**This post was edited on Mar 23rd 2019 at 3:29:56pm
 
14015637:jfang2799 said:
Im too hungover.
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I threw up several times on the way too the mtn once. Once or twice while moving. A few times while riding. And the highlight was puking off the main upper deck in the base area in front of a big sunday crowd. People seemed really happy that I was there to be a part of their family's ski day.

Note to self, do not play 10 cup beer pong all night with liquor. Idk why I didn't figure that out before hand. I think mid day I actually started to have fun once the urge to puke on everything and everyone began to subside. A ton of water, a few dranks, and some fresh air can cure anything.
 
14015637:jfang2799 said:
Im too hungover.

kinda meant this sarcastically. More of in the way its lame that you couldnt control your drinking last night.

**This post was edited on Mar 23rd 2019 at 3:29:56pm
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14015644:theabortionator said:
I threw up several times on the way too the mtn once. Once or twice while moving. A few times while riding. And the highlight was puking off the main upper deck in the base area in front of a big sunday crowd. People seemed really happy that I was there to be a part of their family's ski day.

Note to self, do not play 10 cup beer pong all night with liquor. Idk why I didn't figure that out before hand. I think mid day I actually started to have fun once the urge to puke on everything and everyone began to subside. A ton of water, a few dranks, and some fresh air can cure anything.
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dudes im like physically and mentally drained from a few seasons of drinking/getting really stoned every night and getting up super early to ski, I used to be able to pop right out of bed but I know that even with two beers, im pushing 8am wakeups at the earliest. I like to keep the drinking on the chairlift now skiing
 
It's just gonna be straight ice.

-being hungover and skiing sucks so bad. Did that once. Hopefully won't be that stupid again to be that drunk night before. My heart rate was prob averaging 180 bpm on the chairlift
 
“Why would I ski when I can play roblox”

**This post was edited on Mar 23rd 2019 at 9:25:50pm
 
14015616:eheath said:
If someone doesn't want to go skiing, who cares? I understand if its your friend that you ski with often, but giving people shit for not wanting to ski is silly, you're just imposing your will on others.
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No I feel what you’re saying, no hate here, just some of the funnier excuses heard in good humor
 
14015616:eheath said:
If someone doesn't want to go skiing, who cares? I understand if its your friend that you ski with often, but giving people shit for not wanting to ski is silly, you're just imposing your will on others.
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The peace bringer
 
I forgot to dry my gloves

It's raining up there

It's too foggy

I have no more herb

I wont ski when my ankles are broke either.
 
"I dont like skiing when its warm out"

my friends reasoning to not go to whistler closing day while we were camping in squamish
 
It does suck when the snows so dry and deep you can’t see or breath because it’s rolling over the top of your head . Anybody ever hear that excuse?
 
14015785:shin-bang said:
“I have homework”

Do it later fams. Ski comes first
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Seriously just do it at night after skiing, I try to get my friend to come ski since we never do together and he always uses homework as the excuse but its his way to free up his night to booze usually, then ski the next day just super late.
 
14015851:Titus69 said:
Seriously just do it at night after skiing, I try to get my friend to come ski since we never do together and he always uses homework as the excuse but its his way to free up his night to booze usually, then ski the next day just super late.
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Gotta get that hw done before you go out and play. If you do even just parts of it whenever you get a chance it let's you ski more stress-free and then it's more fun
 
14015856:ZiggyZagSkzz said:
Gotta get that hw done before you go out and play. If you do even just parts of it whenever you get a chance it let's you ski more stress-free and then it's more fun
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I was always pretty stress free about home work. I didnt do it usually but was stress free. I got called out from the lift building a jump at night at the local mtn by my english teacher. "You didn't do your homework today and you're out snowboarding?!?!?"

I get it but 16-17 years later still building jumps and not about to drop a ny times bestselling novel anytime soon.

Yolo. All I wanted to do was go to the mtn and build/ride jumps. Fuck homework, send it!(prolly stay in school thoigh)
 
14015865:theabortionator said:
I was always pretty stress free about home work. I didnt do it usually but was stress free. I got called out from the lift building a jump at night at the local mtn by my english teacher. "You didn't do your homework today and you're out snowboarding?!?!?"

I get it but 16-17 years later still building jumps and not about to drop a ny times bestselling novel anytime soon.

Yolo. All I wanted to do was go to the mtn and build/ride jumps. Fuck homework, send it!(prolly stay in school thoigh)
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Yuh props to you for staying dedicated for so long that's when it becomes okay do throw away everything for your love
 
14015616:eheath said:
If someone doesn't want to go skiing, who cares? I understand if its your friend that you ski with often, but giving people shit for not wanting to ski is silly, you're just imposing your will on others.
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I have friends who say lame excuses a lot and don't show up and in the summer they complain and wish they had skied more. Literally happens every season.
 
"I've fractured my hip and broken my toe"

"My hip feels weird"

"I'm tired"

"I have too much homework"

"I'm sick"

**This post was edited on Mar 25th 2019 at 11:25:50am
 
14015644:theabortionator said:
I threw up several times on the way too the mtn once. Once or twice while moving. A few times while riding. And the highlight was puking off the main upper deck in the base area in front of a big sunday crowd. People seemed really happy that I was there to be a part of their family's ski day.

Note to self, do not play 10 cup beer pong all night with liquor. Idk why I didn't figure that out before hand. I think mid day I actually started to have fun once the urge to puke on everything and everyone began to subside. A ton of water, a few dranks, and some fresh air can cure anything.
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Hero status right here. At the end of the day its this or sit at home puking into a trashcan, watching Golf and hating life all day.
 
Conversation I had with my buddy on the top of Pucci's Chute at Schweitzer:

"I think I am too high for this..."

"I dont give a fuck, you will be fine by your third turn"
 
My full dilts flex too hard so i cant ski

i got my boots wet in the pond skim

i dont want to ski park

i lost my pass

im playing video games
 
14015608:ZiggyZagSkzz said:
"I skied yesterday I'm too tired" gets my blood boiling
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The worst. If you skied yesterday it means you know where all your shit is etc and you should be all primed to ski. Skiing more is the best way to get the lactic acid flowing and work the kinks out. Nothing worse that someone saying they basically have the whole day free but they are just going to sit home and feel sorry for themselves/ not push their endurance ever so they'll always be kinda dragging behind on hill.

14015616:eheath said:
If someone doesn't want to go skiing, who cares? I understand if its your friend that you ski with often, but giving people shit for not wanting to ski is silly, you're just imposing your will on others.
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I guess it's really no big deal unless they really just avoiding skiing to take more opiates or engage in other self destructive behavior. Some people are way stoked on skiing and it makes them happy but then for some reason they get confused and do other bull shit. When you can see someones choices are obviously not going to make them as happy as skiing then I think giving them shit and trying to push them back into skiing again is the only right thing to do.
 
14016432:evaroni said:
“I have to mow the lawn”
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I cannot count the number of times I have skied and mowed the lawn in the same day. I have a pretty decent sized lawn too and it takes like a couple of hours to mow. Also it's totally cool to put off all mowing indefinitely to go skiing.

I agree mowing the lawn is a super lame excuse.
 
Worst fucking thing ever is when you get stoked with a buddy the night before and when you go to meet them, they are LATE and text you something along the lines of, "Oh shit sorry bro I slept in, I'm honestly just not feeling it anymore" or even worse "woke up late, omw... 35 min later... almost there" fuckn pussies
 
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