Ladies: The perfect date

you girls are biased though...my retarded ex hated ski movies...that really just added to her retardation...how did I last so long? daaamn

i hope harvey bans you just so i can piss on your digital grave.

~mommy
 
^why would you date a girl that hated skiing, cmon..lame.

but yeah. during the summer? beach or something. surfing. get some food. go see a band. just chill.

you know.

*courtney

-girls of NS represent-
 
lmao...just make her eat spagehtii...if the bitch wants to eat, she's getting spaghetti

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Sheldon

so are you like god of all that's steezy and therefore the final word on whether something is steeze-filled or not? - MARIAH

 
i think guys have this idea that all skier girls are amazingly hot, put out, and can rip. unfortunately it's not true. not all of us are amazingly hot, don't put out, and can't exactly rip.... i guess that explains why most of the skier guys i know are with 2 dimensional personality-less bitches.

-Lauren

THE LAB.
 
noone thinks that all skier girls are hot...I mean look at you! Oh burn

It shoudl also go on record that I have never seen you

but yea no one thinks that ALL skier girls are hot...infact lots are butch ass ugly

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Sheldon

so are you like god of all that's steezy and therefore the final word on whether something is steeze-filled or not? - MARIAH

 
I think an ideal summer date would be taking a girl on a hike to a nice spot somewhere and packing a picnic (I would carry of course) It seems like every stupid bitch I meet at a bar has no taste for the outdoors. every girl I meet is personalityless, I feel like im taking to a beauty magazine's predetermined responses to various situations when I talk to them

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
haha a skiing date would be the shit and then like def. a ski movie afterwards or maybe if your not too tired go to a concert

 
wear a leotard and have her watch you masterbate in front of the mirror.

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I'd rather be rich than stupid

Jeremy
 
idont really do dates...usually its just watching a movie at mine or her house...buts more if ur having a relationship...ya and most normal girls who dont ski dont like ski movies....i tried to watch one with my ex girlfriends and she pretended to be interested but wasnt so i changed it...so dont even try with ski movies with girls who dont FREESTLYE ski.

i like skiing

 
what about her i bet she wants to help or something....

///////////////////////////////////////i am Sum Ting Wong praise me- Sum Ting Wong july 5th 2004 CANADA KICKS ASSS
 
I took a girl skiing once. It was her first time ever. Not a very good idea for a date unless they can ski. I had to ski in a switch snowplow the whole time so she wouldnt lose control haha. It was fun though, till she almost died.

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To
day I beat my previous record for consecutive days I've been alive.

-Ryan
 
well im taking my gf skydiving for our 3 yr anniversary

'Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain't it, and you know it was like amazing.'-Ali G

 
^ that's rad. you have a cool girl.

and whoever had the picnic idea was bang on. that is prime. horseback riding is also a good one. beach isn't always good as sometimes even hotties are embarrased to show off their bikinis and bodies. going for a bike ride is chill too. and if you're a real prepared, you'll wind up somewhere planned where you have a picnic ready and she'll be suprised and delighted.

 
how about you come home with a 'mystery box', fillewd with nothing, when she asks what the empty box was for, punch her in the face and say, that's for not liking skiing, bitch...then possibly drag her out to the pool house and sniff her shoes

random? a bit

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

so are you like god of all that's steezy and therefore the final word on whether something is steeze-filled or not? - MARIAH

 
thats so sick. im doing that for my 18th birthday in a few months

"Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, passion, and an unspeakable drive for something new . . . for me there's skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything, every day I'm out there." ~Pep Fujas

 
My girlfriend has been skiing as long as me, and she can do some rails and hit the occasional jump. To bad I wasn't going out with her during ski season. Gives us something to talk about though.

I hate it because it looks like it should be called the Prison Shower.

-jibbajabba2

maybe atlantaski wants michael innocent cuz he was molested by him 4 years ago when his dad sent him to neverland ranch for a day and now he wants michael free so he can penetrate one more time-Lateralis

 
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