Ladies, I need help w/ the ladies

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I need advice from the ladies cuz I'm not a player and I always end up bein' just a friend. How do I become more than "just a friend"?

boost! boom-bap.
 
Oh yeah, you'll get plenty of help from all the 13 year olds here. This was a brilliant idea on your part. Kudos!

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When the truth is, I miss you.

Yeah the truth is, that I miss you so.

And I�'m tired...

I should not have let you go.
 
How to be more than just a friend? Make a move and see what happens

Smuggs kicks ass

Fat skis, Tight trees
 
only the select few dont have those problems. from what ivew learned-FOREPLAY

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The whole mountain is park on a powder day. -dylhole
 
don't be so fuckin cutesy giggly ha ha with them. ignore them. you're probably the kind of dude that's clingy and tries too hard. you gotta play hard to get, and be flirty when you see them.

...stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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[/i][/b][/u]- Phatt Harv .01 (dfp represent)

keep it real.
 
if you make a move, youll either suceed or theyll get frekaed out and wont wanna be friends anymore, perfect!

"Angels Dance How Feathers Float"
 
be aggressive. show them that your into and wanna bump uglies

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
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^^yeah like lat said, you have to let them know you wouldn't mind humping, but if you're just super nice to all the girls you meet, you're gonna end up with lots of just friends. you have to be at least a partial dick/jerk/smartass to let them know that they don't have you wrapped around their finger. next time you meet a chick, don't be so nice to her right from the get go. it can be hard to purposefully be a jerk (not a total asshole or anything), but that will get their attention and turn them on, and then after you do that, you start acting like your self and they go "aw he's really such a sweet guy awww" and all that stupid girl bullshit and after that the sex usually ensues.

unless you're butt ugly, because most girls are shallow anyway

-Strode

Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
 
the thing is that after being your friend for a year, they aren't going to come knocking on your door for sex...

Just ask out some girl you don't know very well and see what happens. The problem is that once you become her "friend", she won't think of you as anything else, and you become part of her support system. She might cry on your shoulder because she had trouble with another guy, but nothing more than that. You have to fill the role of "man" from the start.

Also if you don't know her very well, you have nothing to lose... hahaha

for the same reasons, you shouldn't date inside your group of friends or whatever... they can fuck it up for you.

Or you could just go to a club and try to meet girls that way... drunk clubbing is always a good bet.

or not, how old are you?

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i never wash my hand. hell, i eat pizza while i'm taking a shit.

-seanPISTOL
 
the key is to flirt, but in a jerky way, like jokingly insult, them, cross the line a couple times, but maske sure they know you know you're crossing the line. Makes you seem edgy. I find girls love being teased and made fun of.

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
hehe it's funny how he asked for the ladies help and everyone who has responded has been a guy. anywaaaaaaaaaays, maybe they just don't dig you. make them do sexual favors to get stuff from you i.e. a ride home from somewhere. that will let them know you would like to be more than friends. also touching them inappropriately at certain times will also show them you want to be more.

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its only for redbull sponsercersord riders...tanners got one but hes not sponsosnored by them so its either your sponsizored by redbull or your in the game you dig?-Flying Spoon
 
^ yeah, just be like "suck my cock bitch" and they'll be lining up outside your house for sure

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i never wash my hand. hell, i eat pizza while i'm taking a shit.

-seanPISTOL
 
^don't forget the stinging ass slap after

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
^ yeah, it works great... I have proof:

I was on a bus in cancun coming back from the clubs at like 3 in the morning and this drunk canadian guy grabbed a girl's ass, so she grabbed his dick... dunno if it was supposed to hurt or not but according to him it felt pretty good.

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i never wash my hand. hell, i eat pizza while i'm taking a shit.

-seanPISTOL
 
get um drunk even if you are best friends you can still hook up

Im still afloat, i aint the captain of tha yact but im on the boat
I aint actin what im not
Knowin that i dont
 
^ but there's no real long-term potential there

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i never wash my hand. hell, i eat pizza while i'm taking a shit.

-seanPISTOL
 
Ice is Scary that was awesome. Anathema said it. Chicks bone the guys who are assholes, flirtacious, and outwardly confident. Why do most chicks like those kind of guys? Because most girls are fucking retards. If you just want to get ass, act like one. If you're actually into them and it takes changing yourself to get them interested, they aren't worth it anyways.

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Flirt let them know. subtlely let her know you want her, tease her, be playful like touchy kind of, pay attention to her, um..go sit on her lap ha. she will get the idea and you wil fig out what she wants(but ignoring you, or continuing).maybe they just don want it, not your fault

OAkley,GOOde,UT athletic Foundation,Hot Chillys*
 
^this girl doesn't know what girls want

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
^thats the best advice ive heard so far but anathema's advice play hard to get and flirt works too and if all else fails show em ur weiner

SKATEBOARDING
 
Does all that shit work for U guys? I don't know, I've tried all that shit yall mentioned but still no nookie. That's why I started this stupid thread. Maybe I'm just too damn ugly or something. I give up!

boost! boom-bap.
 
even if you're ugly, if you act liek you're not ugly and have confidence, they'll go for you

confidence is the key, if you act like you're the shit, they will think you're the shit

talk yourself up without sounding too cocky and just yeah

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
Just walk up to them, pull down their pants and start doing them. Either they'll push you away and slap you, or not. Either way....

(I am not responsible for any consequences of the above action)

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Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski. What else is there?
 
or you'll go straight to jail and get lots of anal nookie there.

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hey how bout just being yourself, thats when you hook up with the girls that are worth hooking up with. if you just want ass be the jerk. but sounds like you are young and just need to build up some confidence in yourself, dont ever change who you are for a girl, unless you just want in their pants and nothing more

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I have reinvented myself from CmuSkiFreak
 
^But if we do want to just get in their pants, then that's the way to do it, right?

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Kitting is so progressional.
 
except you ^, you're one ugly really pale dude ,sorry

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
"We have a saying around here. 'Ask As If.' Act as if youve got a ten inch cock. Act as if you're the owner of the goddam firm." - Boiler Room

It's good advice

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Thanx for all the advice guys. U're all guys right. except for maybe one. Oh well, wish me luck.

boost! boom-bap.
 
good luck, post pics haha

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friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.

-couchskier

i survived the tufflemier invasion of 3/29-30/05
 
I feel like i have dairhea

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
bump uglies, hahaha lateralis. alcohol tends to help, also just be a little more assertive.

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"Thou who shalt drinketh of the diet dr pepper shall be dammed to hell for eternity to be raped in the postierier by large saudering irons"-1080chubs

TEAM PIZZA!
 
get some balls and go for it. you never know what'll happen unless you try.

~ that's hot. ~

what goes around comes around.
what goes up, must come down.
 
that is so true, we are just like you guys, we want it too, so show some interest and have some balls and if you do then for sure you have a dick and let me tell you there aint nothin better than a good hard dick to play with, but you have to make it interesting for us too cause cant stand a premature ejaculator, play with us and get us arosed and have fun while your doin it.

good luck big fella

'It stirs up envy,fame does.People.. feel fame gives them some kind of privilege to walk up to you and say anything to you-and it won't hurt your feelings-like it's happening to your clothing.I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
 
don't be too nice, you don't have to be a dick like lots of guys think, but don't lay over backward for a girl. confidence is the other part of the picture, we all know those ugly guys with lots of confidence who get girls, confidence would be the key there, but they probably have charisma too which helps a ton.

jackson sucks. tell your friends.

15 years old... you cant even take the girl anywhere... you have to get laid in the back of your... bicycle? or bring your parents along... or get a ride... hey mommy, i need a ride over to my bitch's house so
 
i'm so mucha ofa fnicke guy tha tcausle o alfall the hot ibghtaes that i'm freindas wiatnhh onlyh wahnnna be firneds with, i have a raging boner alsly hte time these tdayas

-Anthony
 
^ man your wicked stoned...yet so am i.

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Sportin' the bath robe steeze.

since 1984

NO BRIAN, its I before E except after C, an when sounding like a in a neighbor in weigh and on weekends and holidays and all through out may and you'll always be wrong n
 
okeafbse refer to otherf threadas! stoenesrsage is NOT wgood foar the soalul, BAAAAD unless you wanansd eat a good ol quagd bidg mac, thend is ts all good, cause i love da biig amzdcs

:J(( I MADE a smapanish ucker fafce!

-Anthony
 
maybe just show your wiener first and if that doesn't work try the other options

big whoop wanna fight about it?
 
^^ only show your wiener if its big. if its tiny then your better off putting your hand down your pants and sticking your pinky finger out your fly

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
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