Ladie help

[chrismoJBEATS]

how do i get girl to just kiss and stuff?

is there a way to get them to get on u?

haha

besides gettin the drunk

 

[twix_182]

jk, i don't know. just do the dew

 

[ThaLetterM.]

are you asking how to get a chick to make out with you and not havee sex with you? because getting laid should always be the final goal

 

[soulskier]

show her your star wars figurine collection, chicks love that stuff

 

[chrismoJBEATS]

yeah i mean like get the first step, break the ice,

sex is good

dont get me wrong

 

[chrismoJBEATS]

sweet idea ill try it

but i tryed my pokemon one last time

i got no kiss

i got it all

 

[ThaLetterM.]

tell her she has nice eyes and then like lightly touch her chin/cheek and your good from there

 

[soulskier]

the pokemon didn't work?

i always use that as a last resort

maybe its cuz you dont have a charizard

 

[ThaLetterM.]

just be like "i choose you, pikachu" then cock slap her

 

[chrismoJBEATS]

yugio

thats the good stuff

yugio=instint women orgasm

 

[chrismoJBEATS]

hahahahaahahahaaha

wow im actualy laughin mad hard'uahaa

 

[twix_182]

def. yu-ghi-oh

 

[396222687862]

charizard all teh way...

 

[jimmychung]

be extremely good looking. or be good at sexy talk.

 

[bp.lando]

tell her your from Boston. and then make her laugh.

it works for midwestern chicks. prob wouldnt work if you live in bsoton.

 

[illwillcox]

try the pog collection and if that doesn't work perhaps magic.

but in all seriousness chicks are for fags

 

[drewishish]

get her to hang out with one of your friends and you and then tell your friend to start to pressure her to do it. as much as i hate it when people do that everytime it seems to work.

 

[chrismoJBEATS]

i have 50 binders of pogs

good idea

 

[i_ski_switch]

thats a good suggestion

 

[LostCarKeys]

Just wip out you meat and be like, "Any questions?"

 

[beefbud]

is that 1996 100 meter gold medal runner Donovan Bailey?

 

[Kevo]

seriously man, how old are you?

 

[ryan.c]

you my friend need the ladies man cult, look it up in the cult list and pm a leader

theres another thread a few pages back that has some good info

 

[ryan.c]

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns3/web/forums/readthread.php?thread_id=193017&

 

[n-o]

that cult sounds like quiet a laugh

 

[JAYTRON]

and then sneeze in her face

 

[bikerocker]

first, show it to her, public places work better for this. Then spank her really hard. trust me.

 

[BCKicker540]

"just shove your fist in her asshole, girls think thats romantic"

- ????? someone help me out who said this originally

 

[Lax_Bro40]

check my sig

 

[BCKicker540]

- MistaSkier

 

[Leckett]

you need the ladies men cult

 

[Leckett]

you need the ladies men cult

 

[bmxican_89]

first thing i thought. actaually first thing i think everytime tries to ask the internet to help with girl problems. Doi look like doctor-fucking-phil?

 

[Jaskittin]

Well you can always show them your crazy new hair that is coming in around your penis. Or are you not there yet?

 

[RJD2]

Dude just straight up ask her if she is comfortable with it...if she really wants to then she will say yes just go for it

 

[ThaLetterM.]

fuck that dontr ask just do it

 

[spin]

get her laughing and then kinda just look at her for a second and go for it

 

[Ghst]

Hahaha

 

[$tezzyStu]

hahahaha, prolly the best NS ladies advice ever

 

[RWalker]

just say "here comes daddy" and ram it up her butt

 

[k2yeags]

don't forget your KY!

 

[bmxican_89]

right as you stick it up her but let out your viking battle cry. then you have succesfully stolen her soul.

 

[k2yeags]

wow this kid just wanted to kiss a girl. he needs to do that before he starts stealing souls

 

[InfernoHits]

well first off, this is kind of sad. I hope it is for a specific girl not overall. Like I have this girl who I like and she lieks me so I said "alright this isnt middle school anymore, we are in college I like you, you like me." then I kissed her. It worked, but thats me, I'm good with girls

 

[sKILOve07]

...and how old are you?

 

[Edward.]

i showed a girl all of my pokemon cards in 1st grade, i had a shiny pikachu and she was like, OMG I WANT TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

 

[t-rent]

ive got the same problem i am 12 and all the girls i know are prude...that are my age so im in a pickle

 

[SkiCrzy]

hahah, your 12? you shouldnt be dating, you should be riding the 1 cent pony ride at your grocery store

 

[Mrkguru12]

They go hand in hand dont they?

 

[kabozo101]

hahahaha

 

[salomonskiier12]

yup!