lack of snow

NoTeefa

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well shit guys, im starting think we're gonna get fucked in the ass hardcore this year, at least in the lack of snow department.

i think im gonna build a shrine to ullr in my closet and do pagan rituals nightly, like sacrifice live chickens and stuff

THE SPRINKLER: get butt naked and then do a 1260 while taking a piss, i expect this trick to win many comps this coming season.
 
seriosuly when is it gonna get cold its like 40 degress plus in the mountains with freesinf levels at like 8,000 feet!

I think were gonna have to sacrafice some snowboarders to make the gods happy, chickens just ain't gonna cut it!

the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
 
i agree with huckster. sacrifice snowboarders.

Its kinda like pissin on the guy in the stall next to you, just to see if he notices, or pissin on a proper female at a party, or even pissin in some dudes butt in the shower. We've all done it for fun. -lokash

Call me Mr. Sucra
 
If you sacrifice boarders, please get rid of the idiot ones first. And then the idiot skiiers, but with no snow so far is good, cause all the other years we got snow early then it melted and resorts didn't open til late Nov. early Dec. so this year it's going to dump a lot in early to mid Nov. and it's going to stay and the resorts will open 2 to 3 weeks earlyer than average.

Western Militia for sure
 
i wish but i doubt it.

Its kinda like pissin on the guy in the stall next to you, just to see if he notices, or pissin on a proper female at a party, or even pissin in some dudes butt in the shower. We've all done it for fun. -lokash

Call me Mr. Sucra
 
word i am hearin is that we will get lots of snow but not until arond the 1st of the yeatr

fuk that
 
you will always be wrong, at least that's what i am hoping for

THE SPRINKLER: get butt naked and then do a 1260 while taking a piss, i expect this trick to win many comps this coming season.
 
what are you talking about chris? i just heard summit already has a solid base of around 142 inches. they're opening this weekend. best pow of the year!

rob nelson can lick my nads
 
yeah me too.

Its kinda like pissin on the guy in the stall next to you, just to see if he notices, or pissin on a proper female at a party, or even pissin in some dudes butt in the shower. We've all done it for fun. -lokash

Call me Mr. Sucra
 
anyone know why washington dosen't do snow making? it seems like stevens has been doing pretty well and if they picked upa few machines they could fill in the bare patches and open sooner

the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
 
yeah i don't think they think its worth the money. and crystal does a little. only on the few low lifts.

Its kinda like pissin on the guy in the stall next to you, just to see if he notices, or pissin on a proper female at a party, or even pissin in some dudes butt in the shower. We've all done it for fun. -lokash

Call me Mr. Sucra
 
words from the wise

Its kinda like pissin on the guy in the stall next to you, just to see if he notices, or pissin on a proper female at a party, or even pissin in some dudes butt in the shower. We've all done it for fun. -lokash

Call me Mr. Sucra
 
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