Laced Chocolates

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Sleet

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NS i need your help!
Here's a rundown of what happened:
So it's a nice sunny Wednesday afternoon, and my mom is taking me out to lunch one last time before I start my journey back to college for school the next day. Before we go to lunch however, she told me that she would have to stop by the bank first. I just said "yeah, thats fine." So she's in the bank and I'm fucking around in her brand new car (2010 Toyota Prius lol); turning knobs, pressing buttons, and opening all sorts of compartments. I eventually get to the glovebox and when I open it, there are some delightful looking chocolates wrapped in tin foil. I was hungry as ballz, so i started to munch on them. After about the seventh or eighth chocolate, my mom climbed back into the car and says:
Mom: You haven't been eating those chocolates have you?Me: What does it look like?Mom: Honey!!! those are filled with estrogen.Me: .....(and i mean a long pause).....god damnit mom. GOD DAMNIT! Seriously?!?
Unfortunately they were in fact filled with estrogen: enough estrogen in each chocolate to be taken once a day.
So I am freaking out right now. Am I going to start getting all emotional in nonemotional situations? Am I about to sprout a pair of fucking titties? We've called the doctor and are awaiting his reply as to what's going to happen to me; But i want to know now cause I'm fucking scared. And please, don't send me links to websites cause i've checked them all and they are all telling me mixed information as to what will happen. Anyone who has had a similar or somewhat similar experience to this one please provide information. Please!!! I'm really freaked out right now and need some positive support from you guys. Thanks NS.
 
hahaha taking just one of those isn't going to have any effect on you. You're gonna be fine. Just don't have them every day
 
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Clearly this freakout is directly linked to your recently consumed Estrogen....

The steroid will break down in a couple of days and you will be fine.
 
hahaha, sorry dude i dont have any experience with eating estrogen. i had a friend eat a bunch of fiber chocolates ones though and he shit for like 4 hours straight.
 
Ah god damnit you guys are right. I did fucking get emotional and i didn't even know it. I'm pretty sure I'm doing it right now too. Oh well thanks for the support all and sorry for the emotional freak out
 
yeah you should record the effect every 15 minutes for a while so that we might get a look into the mind of an emotional woman. soon you are going to stop thinking logically, also your arms will probably get weaker.
 
hahahahahahhhahahahahaahhahahahahaha, i don't know what else to say. sucks man.
 
Please!!! I'm really freaked out right now and need some positive support from you guys.

that says it all... you should prolly get a bra pretty soon to be prepared
 
hahahaha
funniest most irrelevant post i've seen in a while. wow.
this thread might be one of the best threads on ns in quite some time.
 
At first I thought this was going to say that you ate your moms pot or mushy chocolates, this was even funnier.
 
Acid in chocolates? I doubt it.

Mushies def though. That would be sick. Haven't had a chocolate since like the spring or early summer.

Snagged a mushroom burger a couple months ago, that was pretty legit.

I really don't know where any of this is going.

good luck man. You might have to sit to pee now, but you should be alright in a few months
 
DUDE JUST CHILL AND GO WITH THE TRIP ITLL BE OKAY JUST RELAX IT WASNT LACED JUST CHILL AND YOURE JUST EATING CHOCOLATE FOR THE FIRST TIME ITLL BE OKAY DUDE RELAX CHILL.

/cruisecontrol
 
he really didn't. Honestly that's pretty much what you have to say to people that ate too much or are headin south. Or the first timer

If I'm alone at a show or fest, I usually walk up to some random nice/fun looking people and see if I can latch onto their vibes. I hung out with a pregnant chick at her friends at roo one year for most of the morning. I was super spun still, and not enjoying myself.

I always have room in my easy up for people to stop through, hang for a while have a beer smoke a bowl. Thats why I like the headie fests/shows. Cool people and good vibes make the experience so much better.

I think I'm bringing one of those kiddie swimming pools to the fests next season.
 
your dick will shrink (if its alreayd a chode it will shrink even more) until it is inside out (a hole). your boobies will then start to expand (faster than the flat girl in your class) until they pop.

it happened to my friend patrick. now we call him patricia. true story
 
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